₦airaland Forum

Nice interview. Toba, who is the girl you fancy on Nairaland o?

You are sick, very sick.

^^ That's really corny. You need to work on your sense of humor.

A customer is to be treated well no matter the amount they spend. No wonder your bar no dey move.

Anyway, body dey kampe. I go market and glory be to God, market dey move wella, because I treat my customers well. You should learn from me.

I wish I saw this before adding you.

I'm happy, very happy! I'm so excited!

^^ Yup.

mitofag:
Hey, Where in Queens do you live.

Sorry I need your help?

I can't reveal that on here, it's not far from Jamaica though.

What type of help do you need?

The customer service here is so bad.

NYC parade - let's go!

^^ I don't want second - hand product. I like my meat fresh

Is everything going well with you?

toba:
wetin i do?

I just dey hail ni o bros.

Toba!

Thanks!

maclatunji:
Describe yourself in 300 words.

That's a full page!

Anyway, I'm not too old, but old enough. Don't have a career yet, working on it. I love kids, enjoy domestic chores. However, I do NOT want to be a housewife. I take things lightly, and could be a bit immature sometimes, so if you are heart-attack prone, we are no match.

I'm not ready to get married right away, I don't do long-distance relationships/courting.

Sorry, it's not up to 300 words, I can't really describe myself in words. I let other people be the judge. If you could ask specific questions,  I'd be able to help you better.

That's a broad topic. Could you narrow it down?

Awon aiye, they've come again.

maclatunji:
Are you Nigerian?

Yup.

tanimz:
Salam, nice thread.

My requirements:

Must be a muslim (I don't mind any race or tribe.)
Pray 5 times a day.
Can read the Quran.
Respect his parents, the elderly - people in general.
Can do house chores and cook.
Must at least be a high-school graduate.
Understanding, patient, trustworthy and related qualities.
Dresses modestly.
Knows the value of money.
Likes adventure and challenges.


More to come later.

More . . .

Must have a good sense of humor.
Love kids.
Lighthearted, but mature.
Eat healthy.
Can read the Qur'an.

That's all I can think of for now.

^^ Cool. Wanna share your experience?

What is that?

^^ Are you one?

I should consider becoming a DJ.

^^ You are so late!!!! Hurricane ti igba wo?

Wedding in 2026? I'd be an expecting grandmother then.

Salam, nice thread.

My requirements:

Must be a muslim (I don't mind any race or tribe.)
Pray 5 times a day.
Can read the Quran.
Respect his parents, the elderly - people in general.
Can do house chores and cook.
Must at least be a high-school graduate.
Understanding, patient, trustworthy and related qualities.
Dresses modestly.
Knows the value of money.
Likes adventure and challenges.


More to come later.

Why do people come to conclusions just like that?

Don't think so.

You should check out "All about Tanimz".

^^ You are missing, I swear!

jackpot:
^or you mean bottled water and peanuts?

No, I mean cold pure water and groundnut.

You no know say Jackpot dey sell garri? What planet do you live on? Anyway, na Ijebu garri I want. Chilled water and groundnut, please. Thanks.

That totally just made my week!