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Te-master, o fe kan abukun.

Nothing o. Anything for the girls?

That's very sweet of you. But shouldn't you be dreaming of Omolola?

O le se nada! Oo ni fe te.

How far? Capisce?

Ni kini?

Se o ro pe ike ni wan fi se lock ilekun mi ni?

Nko? Ki lo fe se?

Me good brother.

What a gwaan nuh?

^^ Lost soul. May the Lord find and save you.

Idowuogbo:
Na waO neyshed. Abi wetin hin name b sef don dey do anyhow for dis cabarn o .abeg reduce b4 mi vex o y u talkin to badosky jnr like dat hope your upstAirs dey register your downstairs sha

Thank you jare. The mgbeke don disappear.

My Badosky no dey ever disappoint.

Bros, you don return from exile?

Ni kini? Yara tani?

No. It snowed in the morning though.

Do you like rain?

Yes.

Have you?

^^ Ewu.

Neyshed, you sha wan tell us say you go secondary school. Point taken, anything else?

No. It's a public holiday.

Did you?

You no hear say he is to translate it?

^^ None of the above. He is to translate it.

Shior.

Shior.

S&M!

Odikwa serious o.

Okoronkwo, you don't know what rat is in Igbo language?

Shame on you! I hiss on you in all the dialects of Igboland!

Yes, the ones with less/no pornographic scenes.

Do you like Chris Attoh?

Nope.

Do you like Nollywood movies?

No. I don't watch soccer.

Do you like the Eyimbas?

Mr. Ibu, wetin be the Igbo name for rat?

Mobinga.

^^ Mr. Okoro, you wan tell me say you no know wetin 'nkita' mean?

^^ I support the motion.

Yes, but not all the time.

Are you from Lagos?

^^ Nothing like the old days!

Yes.

Are you a Naija boy?

All these osho free people sef.

I hate sales on public holidays.