₦airaland Forum

Nowhere else to go ni o.

Abi, another place wey I fit go dey?

CrazyMan:
Nice shades sweety where did you get them from?

Thanks, I got them from Coco Chanel.

nich:
  me ke? how can? i cant fit vex! how buddie?

crazy, i hope say no be tanimz you dey admire for there.

If (s)he admires me nko?

You guys are mean.

Business dey boom, we thank the good Lord.

How ya business?

I dey, you nko?

No.

Efe my darling, give me some of that rice, will ya?

^^ Shame on you!

Not really.

Do you think Ribadu would be a good president for Nigeria?

chi-baby:
yes honey

You need some rest dear. Don't let El Guano deprive you of your rest.

El Guapo:
You see,evryone is jxt assuming ma talk na all 4 Id,whereas Eldav Hmnn. . . Infact make i shut up

Cutey Chi-baby i never meant to address to You in that fashion am sorry Ok
Anyway hope u'ldnt mind having your favourite Barleys * Pours her some into tumbler *

I wanted to know your real name,am Stanley if u'ld mind knowing mine

* Whispering into Tz's Ear *

Abeg no spoil show 4 me,i wan make your frnd ma Personal Person,jxt co-operate later your reward go come <purewater>

Mr.Man, whatever you do is none of my business. Now leave my ear-side, I need to listen to the news.

^^ Changed? How?

Yes.

Are you happy?

chi-baby:
Dunno jareeh. woke up with a headache feeling sick

My sweety pie, have you taken any pain relieving pills?

Na yes/no question be that?

Thank God you don commot the signature.

Aw. Why are we feeling a bit under?

You fit ask yes/no question?

^^ Evening Chi-girl! How are we doing?

El Guapo:
Emm. . . She say na something like i don Hammer Or So

You know our lecture na hurry hurry stuff so we fit enter the Other lecture naa

See your life? She dey even deny you!

Commot the signature before another person go see am.

El Guapo, abeg no tell person say na Yoruba dey for ya signature. She tell you wetin e mean sef?

Yee! Idowu taught you that?!

You have killed me today!!

Make I see your signature? Na Yoruba be that?

^^ Bros, how far? Na so we see am o, my posting brings joy to people.

You're happy with me now? Meaning?

I'm great, thanks.

^^ You dey mind am?

El Guapo:
Yeah

On a serious note am in need of a Waiteress

Just come with a reasonable C.V,i dont accept O'level Certificates

Shior. Me and you no dey the same level, recognize.

Is everything alright with you?

I dey rest. You get job wey you wan give me ni?

Liar!

I no wan drink anything, thanks.

Don't jealous me.

Runaway mod, how far?