₦airaland Forum

Who be the suitor?

What's with the question?

Okay then.

Is everything alright with you?

You sef wan dey speak Yoruba, nothing do you.

You no happy say I dey keep you company for ya empty bar?

Why you come dey tell me say you never marry?

Yes, I woke up about 2 hours ago, got a problem?

We all know say you be woman wrapper, no be today.

Commot go where?

I don't have anything against Ibo.

Me? Marry you? Abeg no kill me with laff!

Wait for Bashy to retire then.

Which freestyling you dey do at 4pm? See im mouth like "freestyle".

Bia, you this human, leave me alone!

Ogini kwanu?!

GC/KC.

^^ Who's your sweetie?

^^ You be my person na. Na you just Bleep up, I be wan recruit you, but you talk say you prefer Bashy's gateman job.

Anyway, I just started my day, nothing major. You nko?

You wan come lick my tongue as well? Go elsewhere, nothing for you here.

bashy_demy:
@tanimz why yu no answer my Question now?

You fit ask am again?

xynerise:
Becos your english no corwet

Thank you jare!

Ice everywhere.

lancaster:
@ tanimz na me u de pre-reject,na waa anyway bashy u are my man so i get hope even if na gateman fa!

Good, Bashy needs someone to replace him when he retires from his gateman position.

bashy_demy:
^^^^ no mind Tanimz jare i get contact with her boss so i go talk to her boss ok

I am my boss.

shakara4u:
lancaster,wetin b that,

work full for naija,
kidnappin,accomplice in exam malpractice, all i need to do is hook up wit bashy

Why you come dey disturb me before when you know say you dey interested in criminal activities?

Not really._{I don't understand you though.}

Aren't you feeling sleepy yet?_{I'm off to bed now. Tomorrow is another day.}

Love them! It's just that it's scarce over here.

How about Mars bars?

Yes.

Do you like Twix?

_{Goodnight Orton.}

No.

Do you think Orton can?

^^ Yes.

Orton1_0:
Its getting messy in here huh?

Can you do something about it?

^^

Could you ask a yes/no question?

No.

Did you?

Nigerians imitate Nigerians?

Ever listened to Gambian music before?

No.

Do you listen to Ghanaian music?

I don't think I've tried it before.

Do you like Indian food?

No, but I have nothing against them.

Do you like Salmon?

No.

Are you hungry?

_{My name is spelt Tanimz.}

Yes.

Isn't it late over there?

Yes.

Do you?

_{Love your boots by the way.}

Yes, can't wait to have mine!

Do you?