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You saw a laptop of 97K. U didn't have the cash, so u borrowed 50K from ur mom and 50K from ur dad = 100K.U bought the laptop which left U with 3K change. U gave ur dad 1K & ur mum 1K and kept the other 1K to yourself. Now u owe ur mum 49K and ur dad 49K. Now 49K+49K = 98K + ur 1K kept = 99K. Where is the missing 1K?
Solve it & tell me the answer!

Na home sweet pass.......atleast we try our best,save trip to them

Why is daniel amokachi looking as if he was forced to watch d ball

Our potential in dis game wil not be in vain cos I can see goals for eagles.....

Vote enyeama for president

Nice stop by musa

Who notice odemwinge when reciting the national anthem?

PDP has screened Ekiti PDP aspirants to 3 below
-Surveyor Abiodun Aluko from Ikere
-Prince Dayo Adeyeye from Ise Ekiti
-Ex-Senator Gbenga Aluko from Ode
Moreso,I don't know who will b picked finally bt
all indication is pointing to Ikere township as d
largest in d South of Ekiti in person of Surveyor
Aluko
Also Surveyor Aluko has not criss crossed several
pole parties as Prince Adeyeye from AD to AC to
ACN and now PDP

-Warn your girl child never to sit on anyone's
laps no matter the
situation including uncles.
-Avoid getting dressed in front of your child
once he/she is
2years old. Lean to excuse yourself.
-If you have to hire a house-help
please kindly take them for HIV screening to
determine their HIV
status, properly interview them and make up
your mind to treat
them well.
-Never allow any adult refer to your new born
as 'my wife' or 'my
husband'.
-Never tempt your husband with your younger
sister. (Else he'd
say its her's and the devil's fault)
-Avoid unnecessary familiarity and make sure
you take care of
your husband by yourself lest you lead him into
temptation.
-Whenever your child goes out to play with
friends make sure
you look for a way to find out what kind of play
they played
together because young people now sexually
abuse themselves.
-Never force your child to visit any adult he or
she is not
comfortable with and alsobe observant if your
child becomes too
fond of a particular adult.
-Once a very lively child suddenly
becomes withdrawn you might need to patiently
ask a lot of
questions from your child.
-If you don't teach your children
about sex, the society will teach them the wrong
values.
-It is always advisable you go through any new
material like
cartoons you just bought for them before they
start seeing it
themselves.
-Teach your 3year olds how to wash their
private parts properly
and warn them never to allow anyone touch
those areas and that
includes you. (remember, charity begins at home
and with you)
-Blacklist some materials you think could
threaten the sanity of
your child (that includes music, movies and
musicians) and let
them understand the value of
standing out of the crowd.
-Once your child complains about a particular
person, don't keep
quiet about it. Take up the case and show them
you can defend
them

Just in bed thinking of whom to marry...of
course I love niyi, but femi is mature...abi make
I just close my eyes marry lanre...but how will I
explain to felix that he's not my type...mehn!
!! I just don’t know what to do about
segun ...him mama go pour me hot water...chai!
But banjo sabi make love just that he’s too
fat...abi make I go for gbolahan...na wa oh! he
too lekpa and he no sabi help for house....No
No No!!!...can’t marry fatai he be Hausa
guy...mai papa no go gree.....I for even go for
juwon just that he too dey talk.....but wait oh
victor never get job na.... Anthony sha??...I no
go marry him, he too stingy.... Ehmm!!... Ayo is
too handsome just that he too proud ...na wa
oh! Wahala dey....should I just forget about
getting married and become a Reverend
sister..ur advice pls....

Abuja – A former member of the National Assembly, Sen. Daniel Saror, has criticised the prolong strike by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) describing it as `unfortunate’.

Saror told the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Abuja on Monday that the development would impact negatively on the education sector especially the undergraduates.

“This is causing a lot of discomfort and inconvenience to parents and children. Government should resolve the impasse immediately in the interest of the students,’’ he said.

The lawmaker who represented Benue North-East Senatorial Zone between 1999 and 2007 urged the government to meet ASUU’s demands by releasing N200 billion to them.

“ A N100 billion a year is of no value because it will not do anything to turn the situation around the university system’’ he said.

Saror, a former Vice Chancellor of Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria, regretted that other African countries no longer send their citizens to school in Nigeria due to incessant strikes.

He stressed that more needed to be done in the education sector not only the universities but in other sections of the sector.

Members ASUU have been on strike for the past three months demanding the implementation of the terms agreements it reached with government since 2009.

The Federal Government had released N130 billion for the payment of some allowances and meeting the infrastructural needs of the universities. (NAN)

I can vividly remember the day i was caught redhanded scattering my mum wardrope and have already stole her 42k in my pocket cos i have the spear key wit me so i was now trying to arrange the cloth back dats wen I heard a knock on the gate which turn my mum,it was like the ground sud open and i disappear that day.

I can see fashola is working.....

ASUU, abeg na... E don do. Haba!
The 2009 ASUU strike that lasted
for 109 days brought out the best
and worst in the lives of many
students.
When students resumed, many
female students came with
ENGAGEMENT RINGS and
PROTRUDED BELLIES.
After 9months, THOSE BELLIES
produced names like: ASUKA,
ASUBIKE, ASUFUNMI, ASULIMA,
ABISASU…
Now that these days, the weather
is for two...
Small time now we'd begin to see
babies’ names like:
COLDASUU
ASUUSEYI
MOJERE
ASUUGBEMI
ASUUTUNDE
ASUUFIFEHANMI
ASUUKELECHI
..........add ur own

I’m so disappointed in most
Nigerians. The way the reason are
so disgusting and that is while we
will remain where we are forever.
The president signing contract
with the Chinese govt to take over
our internation airports which
means he’s signing us for second
slavery.
Why must China help us to
develop? who helped China to
develop? Why can’t we help
ourselves to develop. The Govt
embezzle lots of money, violating
Nigeria constitutions. How can 5
members of the house impeached
a Governor when the Nigeria
constitution says in the house of
32 members more half of them
have to vote in favour to impeach
an elected Governor.
Why can we all be reasonable and
forget about us being Yorubas,
Hausas and Ibos…we are all under
the umbrealla of Nigeria which
makes us all Nigerians (One). In
the western world they know us
as Nigerians not Yoruba, Hausa or
Ibo.
I don’t care about who rules
Nigeria, if he’s from the Yorubas,
Hausas or Ibos all I care about is a
good leadership.
Nigerians are suffering and still
there are lots of people in support
of bad leadership just because the
president is from their state. You
all have to wake up. Lots of
graduates out there with no job
and some govt officials stealing
money calling it national cake..God
will punish them all..stupid people.
Most of the people supporting Mr
President and his wife are so
dumb, because most of them can’t
even afford to feed themselves
three meals a day. So ask yourself
why are you supporting bad
leadership?
In the western world, there is an
account for every money spent,
they know how much Mr
President or Prime Minister
salaries, allowances etc are…if it’s
over, the President or Prime
Minister will account for it. Is
there anything like that in
Nigeria? No way.
I can’t say it all because it’s
hurting to be seeing my country is
such a state of calamity.

Does rice multiply or rise when cooking?

Have come to think of this question and do bother me a lot or whats ur own view about it