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Idowuogbo: I salute! U gud b?

dabrake: was in a football match and there was this girl I had a crush on And unfortunately, she happened to watch this match with a couple of girls, . . . I had the ball passed to me and I was near where she sat so in a bid to impress her, i decided to do this "show me your number" skill.
Unfortunately, I haven't perfected it well so, as I did it, I had completed the first half of the movement. Unto the second half, I stepped on the ball and it dragged my leg to the other extreme, leaving my 2 legs far apart.
I would have loved it that way but It didn't end. My short made that loud "kprrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaa" sound . . . It got torn and my JT was exposing. Na the girls even first me notice am.
Omo, i run comot field oh

bonna4u: While in JSS2 and living in the boarding house, I sent this girl I had a crush on a plate of beans not knowing beans wasn't accepted means of showing affection then. It was when the plate of beans was returned by the girl accompanied by almost all the girls in JSS2 that I realized I should have sent a plate of rice instead.
I wished the ground had opened and swallowed me that day.

ifihearam: Will never forget this occasion in my secondary school days,I was in SS1 and I she was a JSS2. I really had a crush on this pretty innocent looking girl. It was the norm in my school to flog all late comers and that fateful day me and my babe(for my mind ooooo)came late and the teacher decided to give each and everyone of us 6 strokes each. I smartly stepped forward and received mine,it was painful but I acted like it wasn't,when it got to the turn of this lil babe I had the biggest crush on,she started crying because according to her she wasn't feeling too well so I bounced back like superman to receive her portion for her.


Omo the teacher increased the tempo of the flogging this time because i withstood the former,when I bore it to the 4th stroke,I broke down in tears rubbing my bum bum,feelin if my skin peeled. The most annoying thing is,the babe I was forming superman for started laughing her useless arse off alongside with all on the assembly ground. I regretted ever playing superman role and from that day my name changed to breaking down superman.

Rich Dad:
plz theres this song making waves on the radio this days,i dont know the title or the artist but here are some line off it "Dont leave without my heart,no where hahaha no where" It s naija song and the artist is a female and a male, any help on this will be appreciated, Thanking you

ogugua88:
Lol. Is it any good?

ogugua88:
What makes them hit tracks? "Forever" and "Bunie Ya Enu" are some of the lamest tracks from the Okoye twins. If you want reason, I go give you.

I still haven't found Kas's album lmao.

emmy04:
9ICE wack album never reach my town o,

emmy04:
As for 9ice, hahahaha, dat one wey na only Lagosians/yoruba dey buy him recent album. WACK!!!

BlueDiva:
I predict another draw tomorrow.

suogal:
i ve not seen new topic,rather wat i see is send topic