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I sent him a friend request on Facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in:

*PASTOR:* How are you?

*ME:* I'm fine Daddy.

*PASTOR:* May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head.

*ME:* (No reply)

*PASTOR:* May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.

*ME:* (No reply)'

*PASTOR:* May God slash you with the axe of long life.

*ME:* (No reply)

*PASTOR:* May God stab you with the knife of riches.

*ME:* (No reply)

*PASTOR:* May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success!

*ME:* (No reply)

*PASTOR:* May the Trade centre of happiness collapse on you and your family.

*ME:* (No reply)

*PASTOR:* My son are you there?

*ME:* Yes Daddy!

*PASTOR:* You should be saying Amen to claim the Blessings.

*ME:* Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!

*PASTOR:* Alright my son go ahead.

*ME:* May the over speeding trailer of Blessings jam and crush you and your family,

*PASTOR:* (No reply).

*ME:* May the light of God blind your eye that you may not see the sufferings of this life anymore,

*PASTOR:* (No reply)

*ME:* May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members,

*PASTOR:* (No reply)

*ME:* May the sea of miracle drown you and your family members,

*PASTOR:* (No reply)

*ME:* May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap you sir!

*PASTOR:* (No reply)

*ME:* May the death of riches kill you, your family members and all your friends and relations,

*PASTOR:* (No reply)

*ME:* May the anointing from above destroy your church and kill all your church members excluding me and my family in Jesus name (Amen)!

*PASTOR:* (No reply)

*ME:* Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should be saying Amen to all these wonderful Prayers. �����

*PASTOR:* May thunder fire you! Idiot.... �����

Plz keep laughing and forget d bad situation of Nigeria joooooooor!!!����

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Finally I smoked weed for the first time, just today and nothing happened to me, just want to wish you guys merry christmas, as we are Leaving 2019 to 2014, we shall all see 2008 in jesus name amen, and nigeria will win the next 2006 world cup in jesus name. Amen.

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DID YOU KNOW THAT: During the Nigerian Civil War, while
Britain was sending sugar, butter and milk to the Biafrans,
the same Britain was selling weapons to the Nigerian troops
in Lagos. Britain gained immensely from that civil war while
Nigeria and Biafra lost badly in everything and on all sides,
all the billions the young country (Nigeria was just seven
years old then) was supposed to use for development, they
used to fight and kill themselves, our economy is yet to
recover till date and that is not to mention the three million
brains wasted.
If any civil war happens again, the same people who will
benefit will not be the careless and ignorant youths
screaming and calling for war, it will be the sellers of the
weapons, you can see how President Donald Trump is
selling weapons to both Saudi Arabia and Qatar at the same
time while some comedians are taking sides. Who gained
from the deal? United States. It is all a game and if you are
not smart, you will keep making a fool of yourself as a
nation.
If Saudi Arabia and Qatar start killing themselves tomorrow,
it is none of the business of the weapon seller, they will even
sell them more to finish themselves, just as the Americans
are selling to the Saudis to finish off the Yemenis. The new
world order simply has no time for stupid people, if you
want to kill yourselves because you don't have sense, they
will happily sell to you all the weapons you need, they will
even help you upgrade and do maintenance for 'free'. After
all they did not force the weapons on you, you demanded
for them out of your own foolishness.
That is why you will see in many African countries like South
Sudan and Congo where people are starving to death
because there is no food but in these same countries they
always have money to buy plenty weapons to kill
themselves. You then begin to wonder how people who are
so poor they cannot feed themselves are able to get
countless AK-47s. It is left for the people of Africa especially
the youths to use their brains and learn from history. As
young Nigerians, make your leaders in government
accountable, stop defending anyone based on sentiments
because it will NEVER favour you, insist on good governance
and a just and fair system that will provide abundant
opportunities for everyone. The world owes you nothing.
Wisdom is always profitable to direct and there is no
misunderstanding that dialogue cannot resolve. After all, all
wars are ended on the dialogue table. I have said my
own. —

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