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Angel of dick is working

nigeria will have stable electricity light if only a yahoo boy becomes president. these niggas don't joke with light, true or false

SweetBuns:
sorry. I dont roll woth Broke niggas

. ok no problem, happy Sunday.

SweetBuns:
Yes now. Since most naija dudes are broke bastards we must look for another source of livelihood.

. can I be your shuga daddy, am not rich, but I will definitely give you what you want as a lady, which is balance diet of unimaginable good sex

if that babe mess for ur front, walie, u go run

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Benekruku:
I hope they capture and kill Nnamadi Kanu this time!

mumu which nnamdi kanu are talking about again

Rokia2:
So Timiya had to tell us what he ate for dinner? ok good for him that booty ain't even that big.

yes madam I know yours is bigger than her,that's why I have made a promised to mary a lady with big backside like you. I no won dey nack bone during sex at night

omenkaLives:
Wow! Just listen to them!

And the hundreds of idiotic comments in my mentions deserve what- a hug?

Bloody hypocrites.

the day you will die I pray that vulture should eat your rotten body

Chiboto414:
This woman use correct sense to decamped from APC before febuary 2019 ....#wisewoman#

how far chiboto long time

omenkaLives:
Exactly what i keep telling those sore losers who've sworn to keep sumasaulting into my mentions, whining about 2015.

They expend so much energy dwelling on the past and weeping about it instead of maping their strategy for 2019 to see the outcome is different.

Well what do I know, let them keep weeping if that's what gives them the kicks.

I thought u are one of the supporters of zombie,I hope ur master have increase ur salary this new year

Preshy561:
when you hit hammer on your forehead

no insult pls , u just enter nairaland dis year 2018, be happy all is well

Well, here is my own definition, What is sex? Sex is a ​​temptation​​, caused by a ​​sensation​ where a boy sticks his ​​location​​ into a girl's ​​destination ​​ to increase the ​​population​ of the next ​​generation. What's your own definition nairaland.

sarrki:
Good Nigeria ambassador

We will send you to crush the remnants of ipobs in there enclave

Like the way you yorubas poisen ur own kind awolowo all just for politics

Mr. Nethanyahu said:
Only 70 years ago! The Jews were taken to the slaughter like sheep.

60 years ago! We had no country. No Army.

Seven Arab countries declared war on our small Jewish state, just a few hours after its creation!

We were only 650 Jews, against the rest of the Arab world! NO IDF (Israel Defense Army).
No powerful Air Force, only brave people with nowhere to go.

Lebanon, Syria, Iraq, Jordan, Egypt, Libya, Saudi Arabia all attacked us at the same time.

The country that the United Nations gave us was 65 % desert. The country was out of nowhere!

35 years ago! We fought the three most powerful armies in the middle east, and we swept them... yes... in six days.

We fought against various coalitions of Arab countries, which had the modern armies and many Soviet weapons, and we had always beaten them!

Today we have:
*A country*
*An army*
*A powerful air force*
*A State-of-the-Art economy which exports millions of dollars*
*Intel - Microsoft - IBM develops products at home*
*Our doctors receive awards for medical research*

We make the desert bloom, and sell oranges, flowers and vegetables all over the world.

Israel has sent its own satellites into space!
Three satellites at the same time!

We are proud to be at the same rank as: The United States, which has 250 million inhabitants,

Russia, which has 200 million inhabitants

China, which has 1.3 billion inhabitants

Europe - France, Great Britain, Germany - with 350 million inhabitants..

The only countries in the world to send objects into space! Israel is now part of the family of the nuclear powers, with the United States, Russia, China, India, France, and Great Britain.

We have never officially admitted it, (but everyone knows it) and say that only 60 years ago, we were led, ashamed and hopeless, to slaughter!

We have extirpés the smoking ruins of Europe, we have won our wars here with less than nothing. We built our little "Empire" from nothing.

Who's Hamas to scare me? To terrify me? You make me laugh!

Passover was celebrated; Let's not forget what this is about.

>We survived Pharaoh.
>We survived the Greeks.
>We survived the Romans.
>We survived the inquisition in Spain.
>We have the pogroms in Russia.
>We survived Hitler.
>We survived the Germans.
>We survived the Holocaust.
>We survived the armies of seven Arab countries.
>We survived Saddam.
>We will continue to survive the enemies present today too.

Think of any time in human history! Think about it, for us, the Jewish people, the situation has never been better! Then let's face the world.

Let us remember: All nations or cultures who once tried to destroy us, no longer exist today - while we still live!

Egypt?
The Greeks?
Alexander of Macedonia?
The Romans? (does anyone still speak Latin these days? )
The Third Reich?

And look at us,
>The Bible Nation.
>The slaves of Egypt.
>We are still here.

And we speak the same language! then, and now! Arabs don't know yet, but they will learn that there is a God ....as long as we keep our identity, we are forever.

So forgive us for not worrying.
>Not to cry.
>Not to be afraid.
>Things are fine here.
>They could certainly get better.

However: Don't believe the media, they don't tell you that parties continue to take place, people continue to live, people keep coming out, people continue to see friends.

Yes, our morale is low. So what? Only because we mourn our deaths, while others rejoice in the blood shed. That is why we will win, in the end.

He never sleeps or will ever sleep.... the guardian of Israel.... Yahweh God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.

Forward this speech to the whole community, and to people around the world. They are part of our strength.

Imagine you are passing by and you saw aliko dangote in agurment with your father, then dangote call you and offer you 50billion naira to slap ur father, please what would you do, please don't lie oooo

UN members warned Donald Trump will take issue personally if
countries back draft resolution rejecting US decision
The US ambassador to the United Nations, Nikki Haley, has warned UN
members she will be “taking names” of countries that vote to reject
Donald Trump’s recognition of Jerusalem as the capital of Israel.
In a letter seen by the Guardian, Haley told countries – including
European delegations – that she will report back to the US president with
the names of those who support a draft resolution rejecting the US move
at the UN general assembly on Thursday, adding that Trump took the
issue personally.
Haley writes: “As you consider your vote, I encourage you to know the
president and the US take this vote personally.
“The president will be watching this vote carefully and has requested I
report back on those who voted against us,” she continued.
Haley followed the letter by tweeting: “At the UN we’re always asked to
do more & give more. So, when we make a decision, at the will of the
American ppl, abt where to locate OUR embassy, we don’t expect those
we’ve helped to target us. On Thurs there’ll be a vote criticizing our
choice. The US will be taking names.”
The Trump administration’s heavy-handed approach to foreign policy –
often in breach of both international consensus and diplomatic niceties –
has alienated even close allies.
The 193-member UN general assembly – which has no vetoes – will hold
an emergency session on Thursday to vote on the proposed measure that
the US vetoed at the security council earlier this week.
There was fury in Washington over Monday’s vote, in which the US was
isolated in a 14-1 vote requesting Trump withdraw his recognition of
Jerusalem as Israel’s capital.
According to Haaretz, Israel has sent
instructions to its own diplomatic missions
ordering ambassadors to seek meetings with
officials to persuade them to direct their
representatives at the UN to oppose the
draft resolution at the general assembly and
ask them not to make speeches.
A copy of the draft resolution, also seen by the Guardian, calls on the
general assembly to declare the US move “null and void”.
It also demands that countries avoid “any decisions and actions which
purport to have altered the character, status or demographic composition
of the Holy City of Jerusalem” and calls upon all states to comply with
existing security council resolutions.
The UN general assembly meeting was requested by Turkey and Yemen
on behalf of the Arab group of countries and the Organisation of Islamic
Cooperation.
The two countries circulated a draft resolution on Tuesday that mirrors
the vetoed measure Egypt had put forward at the security council
meeting, which was backed by all members apart from the US.
The Palestinian ambassador, Riyad Mansour, said he expected
“overwhelming support” for the measure stating that Jerusalem was an
issue “to be resolved through negotiations” between Israel and the
Palestinians.
“The general assembly will say, without the fear of the veto, that the
international community is refusing to accept the unilateral position of
the United States,” Mansour told reporters.
Trump’s decision to recognise Jerusalem as Israel’s capital broke with
international consensus, triggering protests across the Muslim world and
drawing strong condemnation. Key US allies including Britain, France,
Italy, Japan and Ukraine were among the 14 countries in the 15-member
council that voted in favour of rejecting the move.
After that vote, Haley described the 14-1 vote as “an insult” and warned:
“It won’t be forgotten.”
After the clash at the top UN body, the White House announced that the
US vice-president, Mike Pence, was delaying a trip to the Middle East
planned for this week.
Israel seized control of the eastern part of Jerusalem in the 1967 Middle
East war and regards all of Jerusalem as its undivided capital. The
Palestinians view the east as the capital of their future state.
Several UN resolutions call on Israel to withdraw from territory seized
during the 1967 war.
The vote in the emergency session of the general assembly follows an
annual vote on Tuesday where members voted 176-7 to affirm the
Palestinian right to self-determination, suggesting the level of support
the draft resolution could potentially command on Thursday.
Saudi Arabia’s King Salman pledged the kingdom’s support for east
Jerusalem as the capital of a future Palestinian state during talks with
Palestinian president, Mahmoud Abbas, on Wednesday.
Abbas has sent delegations to China and Russia to ask them to take a
greater role in the peace process with Israel.
(@nikkihaley)
At the UN we're always asked to do more & give more.
So, when we make a decision, at the will of the
American ppl, abt where to locate OUR embassy, we
don't expect those we've helped to target us. On Thurs
there'll be a vote criticizing our choice. The US will be
taking names, Nikki Haley
US outnumbered 14 to 1
as it vetoes UN vote on
status of Jerusalem

One day the trumpet will sound, the whole world will go for judgment, only nigeria will not hear because of generator sound

You thought you knew the Internet. But sites such as
Facebook, Amazon, and Instagram are just the surface.
There’s a whole other world out there: the Deep Web.
It’s a place where online information is password protected,
trapped behind paywalls, or requires special software to
access—and it’s massive. By some estimates, it is 500 times
larger than the surface Web that most people search every
day. Yet it’s almost completely out of sight. According to a
study published in Nature, Google indexes no more than 16
percent of the surface Web and misses all of the Deep Web.
Any given search turns up just 0.03 percent of the
information that exists online (one in 3,000 pages). It’s like
fishing in the top two feet of the ocean—you miss the virtual
Mariana Trench below.
Much of the Deep Web’s unindexed material lies in
mundane databases such as LexisNexis or the rolls of the
U.S. Patent Office. But like a Russian matryoshka doll, the
Deep Web contains a further hidden world, a smaller but
significant community where malicious actors unite in
common purpose for ill. Welcome to the Dark Web,
sometimes called the Darknet, a vast digital underground
where hackers, gangsters, terrorists, and pedophiles come
to ply their trade. What follows is but a cursory sampling of
the goods and services available from within the darkest
recesses of the Internet.
Things You Can Buy
1. Drugs
Individual or dealer-level quantities of illicit and prescription
drugs of every type are available in the digital underground.
The Silk Road, the now-shuttered drug superstore, did $200
million of business in 28 months.
2. Counterfeit Currency
Fake money varies widely in quality and cost, but euros,
pounds, and yen are all available. Six hundred dollars gets
you $2,500 in counterfeit U.S. notes, promised to pass the
typical pen and ultraviolet-light tests.
3. Forged Papers
Passports, driver’s licenses, citizenship papers, fake IDs,
college diplomas, immigration documents, and even
diplomatic ID cards are available on illicit marketplaces such
as Onion Identity Services. A U.S. driver’s license costs
approximately $200, while passports from the U.S. or U.K.
sell for a few thousand bucks.
4. Firearms, Ammunition, and Explosives
Weapons such as handguns and C4 explosives are
procurable on the Dark Web. Vendors ship their products in
specially shielded packages to avoid x-rays or send weapons
components hidden in toys, musical instruments, or
electronics.
5. Hitmen
Service providers—including a firm named for the H.P.
Lovecraft monster C’thulhu—advertise “permanent solutions
to common problems.” For everything from private grudges
to political assassinations, these hired guns accept bitcoin as
payment and provide photographic proof of the deed.
6. Human Organs
In the darker corners of the Dark Web, a vibrant and
gruesome black market for live organs thrives. Kidneys may
fetch $200,000, hearts $120,000, livers $150,000, and a pair
of eyeballs $1,500.
Things That Make Internet Crime Work
1. Cryptocurrency
Digital cash, such as bitcoin and darkcoin, and the payment
system Liberty Reserve provide a convenient system for
users to spend money online while keeping their real-world
identities hidden.
2. Bulletproof Web-hosting Services
Some Web hosts in places such as Russia or Ukraine
welcome all content, make no attempts to learn their
customers’ true identities, accept anonymous payments in
bitcoin, and routinely ignore subpoena requests from law
enforcement.
3. Cloud Computing
By hosting their criminal malware with reputable firms,
hackers are much less likely to see their traffic blocked by
security systems. A recent study suggested that 16 percent of
the world’s malware and cyberattack distribution channels
originated in the Amazon Cloud.
4. Crimeware
Less skilled criminals can buy all the tools they need to
identify system vulnerabilities, commit identity theft,
compromise servers, and steal data. It was a hacker with
just such a tool kit who invaded Target’s point-of-sale system
in 2013.
5. Hackers For Hire
Organized cybercrime syndicates outsource hackers-for-hire.
China's Hidden Lynx group boasts up to 100 professional
cyberthieves, some of whom are known to have penetrated
systems at Google, Adobe, and Lockheed Martin.
6. Multilingual Crime Call Centers
Employees will play any duplicitous role you would like,
such as providing job and educational references, initiating
wire transfers, and unblocking hacked accounts. Calls cost
around $10.
How to Access the Dark Web’s Wares
Anonymizing Browser
Tor—short for The Onion Router—is one of several software
programs that provide a gateway to the Dark Web. Tor
reroutes signals across 6,000 servers to hide a page
request’s origin, making clicks on illicit material nearly
impossible for law enforcement to trace. It uses secret pages
with .onion suffixes—rather than .com—which are only
accessible with a Tor browser.
Secret Search Engines
In mid-2014, a hacker created Grams, the Dark Web’s first
distributed search engine. Grams allows would-be criminals
to search for drugs, guns, and stolen bank accounts across
multiple hidden sites. It even includes an "I’m Feeling Lucky"
button and targeted ads where drug dealers compete for
clicks.
Criminal Wikis
Carefully organized wikis list hidden sites by category, such
as Hacks, Markets, Viruses, and Drugs. Descriptions of each
link help curious newcomers find their desired illicit items.
Hidden Chatrooms
Just as in the real world, online criminals looking to obtain
the most felonious material must be vouched for before
they can transact. A network of invitation-only chatrooms
and forums, hidden behind unlisted alphanumeric Web
addresses, provides access to the most criminal of circles.

Jesusloveyou:
You will not see idiotic pigs of Biafra here

and You name ur moniker jesus I Love you, wasted sperm generation

biacan:
Will you get off my mention with your face like a sour soup...... smh

chai bianca dem say u be old rag, abeg no verse na true them talk

One night stand with me biacan and you will cry and ask for more, try me and see, if i no beat u 4 bed, know say my name no be tboy1419

biacan:
didn't you see your mate's banging dog's what are you waiting for go get busy

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biacan:
I remember this moniker attacking me last month because I refuse to reply his pm....... it's obvious that you've failed and don't want to accept it shift make I see road

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A man can travel for eight hours 'just to have sex with a female friend and yet, not love her.
Sex makes men act as if they are in love.
The eight hours travel sacrifice, gifts bought, hotel paid for and other expenses may seem to be coming from true love but they were all in the sacrifice for sex and nothing more.
The foolish thing is this, majority of women would jump up inside them and conclude that this is art of true love. Sex is not an art of commitment. Men still leave the women they sleep with on bed and start thinking of the next woman to sleep with. The satisfaction that
comes from sex dies in minutes.
It is in the nature of Lions to go miles to hunt. The same with men. A man who can afford the expenses of flying from UK to Nigeria for sex would do it as if he would never turn to another woman for sex.
Sex drives men to do what seems like the
impossible and such turns women around and they start acting weird. Sex and love are not in the same page even in dictionary.
People can abandon their gold mines and dig the grave for sex. Most young men do terrible things just to have the resources to keep many girls in their life. You may think they are working hard to live well in the future but they are just living for
fun and that is all. Students are now living
together like husbands and wives, and our
society calls it love. What kind of people do these students become when they leave school?
This is why we have a lot of frustrated graduates than nation building graduates.
Today, a 16 year old girl is already into sex. She wants to wear everything on trend. She is already a prostitute in the sense that any man
that comes her way for relationship must show some signs of money and she would respond to him.
The funny thing is this, almost all those girls that have become sex symbols end up in deep mess. How many of them today is changing the world they are into? What kind of spirit would they do well with in life? They have sold their souls out
to sex. They pride on what they wear and hotels they go to. That is their biggest achievement. The girls they called cowards are setting up economic empires. Their future is already exhausted when they come to their true senses?

Advice to my beloved brothers and sisters:
For men; never allow your erection today to destroy your future directions, stay positive.
My sisters, all that glitters is not gold, make your future bright and its start today. (Tboy1419)

Me I owned aso rock in abuja, if you think am lying, ask bubu or ibb

The world is full of wicked soul, most especially nigerian ladies

Our culture celebrates celebrities to a fault. We place
such a high priority on being famous that any other
social status is unacceptable. But what does it mean —
to be a celebrity — and is it worth the cost?
The search for meaning
We all want to be “epic” and don’t know why. Want to be
important, to be needed.
We look at celebrities — famous people — and we envy
them: their money, possessions, and prestige. We want their
lives. But why?
What do celebrities seem to have that others do not? An
audience. People who love them. So when we want the lives
of actors and rock stars and millionaires, what are we really
saying? That we wished someone loved us.
The tragedy
It goes without saying that this is tragic. Because not
everyone can be a celebrity, and not everyone should. But
we all should have someone to love us.
Success isn’t fame. And fame is hardly ever success. Success
is about more than superficial standings or the number of
Twitter followers you have.
Follow the latest celebrities, if you don’t believe me. See
what “success” as done for them. Their stories are rife with
pain and suffering and heartache. Abuse and addiction,
divorce and failed relationships.
And this is what we want? Really?
Why not redefine “celebrity”?
If we’re envious of the lives celebrities seem to have, why
not reconsider what we think it means to be famous? To
earn attention? What about starting small with stardom?
Here’s an idea: Try being famous first in your own home
before heading to Hollywood. Why not live a life worthy of
praise from your friends and family before you try to
appease critics?
Well, then. You might actually have something to make the
celebrities envious. You might be rich, indeed.
Have you ever wanted to be a celebrity? Why or why not

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who is she, is she on nairaland

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