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if he does not stream EPL/spanish Laliga etc count me out |
wow I kno no say the bros don gather age like this oooo!!! HBD bros |
why site no open now!!!! |
she said and I quote!! a nigerian that's can barely speak English!!!!!has anyone here watch a Kenyans movie before!!! or let me say kenyiwood .... some1 shld tell those gullible Kenyans that naija is the home of sharpness!!!! |
if this boy have invented a mouth watering technology the british would have traced his origin to Germany!! but Becus is a murder Case now is to be deported to nigeria!!!!! and our mumu Goverment no go fit talk ooo!!! anyway room still dey kirikiri for the idiot |
so watyn com happen ![]() |
shey na fine girl dey say make you go find for school nIi!!! |
I blame their elder ones!!!!!! dem no born all this kitty well for my house make dem joing Cult!!!! the kind beating wey I dey give my folks no fit let dem join!!! anyway make dem just flog dem 500 lashes each make dem let dem dey go house!!! Cos skul go resume next week!!!! |
E be like say all this artist no well with all this beef ,,, abeg shey salah don reach nii? |
she just want to talk!!!!!!!! Abeg olamide don post anything again ![]() |
the day I downloaded one of this guy song!!! I almost cry that day not Becus of the MB I wasted but for this Wack and learner or shld I say amateur lyric he use,,,, I laff the other time he said he want to beef Falz na that one for send am to exile!!!! this guy is an abuse to RAP GENRE |
Becus them no give you award now you don dey tell urs super story!!! who ask you how much you are making withing two week,,,,, IRANU |
that's must be a Government school ![]() |
igbo boys!!!! after dem don carry drugs successfully the next thing Na wedding!! sharp guys |
pls fellow nairalanders pls I need urgent answer for this pls and will like it to make front page for more mature contribution!!! my question is why is it that jobless people are the most active in church!! it's look like wil always play smart on God Becus when we ar jobless that's when we are always present in all church activities!!! but immidiately after employment we tend to forget church!!! pls need some1 to shed more light on this!!!!!! |
omo MTN just gave mi 100,000 ohhh......make una help thank God oooo... but the card na just to call customer care only ![]() |
Do you know there are different types of slaps? Am telling you the fact bro. Slaps can be fun and dangerous depending on the situation you are receiving it. Below, I'llgive a list of the different types of slaps you may meet as you go through your day.There are 8 major types of slaps, they are:1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians.2) REMARKABLE SLAP: This kind of slap was invented by SOLDIERS, it looks as if the person forget his hand onyour face. it shows the stretch hand mark of the slapper.3)RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after you're hit, u keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii,and voices n your head singing skelewu.4) FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself asking questions like " what did I do?" " who slap me? This type is very common, it is a slap fromguys who re stronger than you.5) EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g.. Bros, sheebi you been dey watch? I been no do anything o, I just dey pass na. This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time.6) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind of slap , all you do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This is slap from elder brothers.7)RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap u start asking questions that don't need reply . eg: " Mark you slap me?..EMOTIONAL SLAP: This occurs between either a boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife. One partner by mistake slaps the other during foul play... |
na hausa de guy go be!!! they can sleep anywere!!even inside suck away dem go sleep confortably |
and I toast her she no gree oooo!!!!! God go help sha |
I tall pass this guy now |
sombody lied!!!!! 26 creates of oringin is not up to that amount!!!!!! |
I trust ogechi sha |
when will nigeria stop showing respect to this whites ?? both 5 yrs and 20 million are nothing to write home about ....if it were to be a black man committing this type of offence it will hav been death by hanging or life in prison!!!!!! Naija we need to wake up abeg!!!! |
that's part of his work ![]() |
but why you no come down when dey say come down now?? |
which Mumu call this thing ROMANTIC na Romario u for call am no be only romantic |
End time marriage = End time children= endtime state=endtime Nation .........abeg who cook here I dey hungry |
so who declear the former? ![]() |
all this administration has been offering Nigerians is travel trips trips trips trips....this not what we Voted for APC pls live up to expectation, ,,, |
it's depend on the area you are? |
.... some1 shld tell those gullible Kenyans that naija is the home of sharpness!!!!
