₦airaland Forum

yomibelle:
Abeg oga, ah no no which side una dey go, weda na hell or heaven, buh pls, u fit to help me greet ma granny?

na you mumu pass for nairaland. ode oshi

for now this is the best year in his career . so why him dey vex. who know am before

just sitdon look

this made in Benin Goat. mr president beware

Dumb and wack lyric makes Money in Nigeria!!!!!! if not so the likes Of cobham,brymo,BeZ would have been some of the richest musicians in naija

clemmonce:
[img][/img] poor people always thinking they are wiser than rich people.

ok sir.... Rich man kontinue

is only God that can win this battle for nigeria.... let's stopp all this technical formalities

please bring your generosity to my hood.... we like pepe soup here atleast with One bottle of Oringin ish......#Badagry#

Davido this your record lable won't last.... bcus u just dey sign with stupidity..... mumu boy

Money is Relevant

most guys are guilty of this

I can still remember vividly my secondary school days like the alphabets A, B, C because those days were very interesting, funny and also challenging. It was in the Secondary school that we became teens and pubertal, these led to some exuberant characters.It was in the secondary school that some of us started chasing after ladies (don’t judge me) and to be honest, sometimes the chase was easy and others not. I and my close friend yesterday night were just reminiscing about the crazy things we did because of girls back then. Majorly because we were trying to impress them, prove a point or just because it was a stage .etc. I know you too did some things (might not be crazy like mine) but here is my own list


.1. Copying note for girls: even if I am yet to complete my own note, I’m always willing to help the girl I like complete hers no matter how long it might be. I do that because I know I will get her attention during the process and also have the chance to hang out with her. Some girls later turnme down even after writing more than 30 pages but believe me, the tactic worked a lot of time.

2. Missing Dinning: this was not easy because on the other hand I was a “foodie’ but had to miss most of my meals then so that I could earn respect from girls- they normally see guys that doesn’t come to the dining hall as big boys who spend a lot in the tuck shop. They don’t know some of us find solace in our garri or end up begging for food from peeps who went to the dinning. It was really crazy!!!

3. Attacking girls with “Devil’s beans’: I know this was cruel and mean but I and some of my friends poured the evil seed on the chairs and lockers of some girls in our class. This act was impulsed because some girls insulted us, “formed” or refused to accept our proposals. So we decided to make them dance in pains and shame without music while having fun. If you’re reading this, please forgive me.

4. Missing Classes: this was really crazy and I still don’t know why I had to do that because of girls. Maybe because we thought girls then liked the disobedient guys, “bad-guys’. With the mindset of impressing girls, you would see us jumping out of windows just so we could miss the lesson why the girls settle and receive the lesson. That was not crazy but unknown foolishness.

5. Showering Girls with Gifts: large sum of the little pocketmoney I was meant to survive with in the school was spent buying gifts for girls especially during valentine and birthdays. We wanted to act like “the rich kids of the school” feeling on top of the world but always ended up starving after some time while the girls enjoyed.


6. Lied a lot: for you to impress girls then you must really be “mouthed’ and good at lying because it was like my class girls liked lies and trust me I was good at it (though Idon’t do that again). I fed them with sweet words that theycouldn’t resist, told them I had things I’ve not seen before.


7. Failed: I fell in love with Trisha in my senior class but she refused to reciprocate the love. I was depressed, sad, and suicidal, couldn’t concentrate and even forgot why I was in school. The exams came and I failed woefully; I was called out among the last-five on the assembly ground and couldn’t bare the shame. It was only by mercy I was not repeated. CRAZY!!!Those are now good memories I’ve learnt from and still smile about.

some baifraud will cry over this Ooooo.... make I dey see

MissHatey:
Happy Birthday to her
But this tall and endowed guy is cute and the wife is .

Don't quote me

you fine reach the wife

rusher14:
Perhaps the brand name of this drug should be made public.

Make sharp me feet they patronise am abi..... [color=#990000][/color]

this man go let them they insult am again....... and 2019 still far oooooo

Mightyraw:
my guy, wen we sef go chop international stuff nw,
Too much carbohydrate no good for body nw

O boy na wa for you ohhh... so our girls dem na carbohydrate dem be you too funny

so every black man is a Nigerian...... Poor journalism

Fame and Money..... if you have those two things u will hold the world to ransom........

Mightyraw:
Omo see babe,
And me sef sabi dribble oo

you self na celeb for your side now... atleast u go dey sama those your ghetto babe's too...... Puna na Puna no think am

slyrone:
another idiot on the loose. may God have mercy on your soul

why u carry am for head like Galas I talk to you abi u family iyanya

I will update my own pix during New yam festival .... proudly Naija

Dem get Halloween we get masquerade nothing spoil

AKETI will lose Again........ Ondo belongs to PDP

this iyanya is a definition of Akwa ibom mumu!!!!!!!

omo see my babe for this party sha and she tell me say she dey go her Grandma place..... so me and ice prince dey Bleep desame kitten sha

you smoke Taba abi why u no post everything here

tosyne2much:
This write-up will be very useful for guys who indulge in premarital and unprotected sex, not me


Cc
Lalasticlala

watyn u dey try form now

sekundosekundo:
4 months?, what was your offence.

Na Seun go answer that one ooooo...

Am back and better after serving my 4months Ban on nairaland.. to all MOD and a change man now I promise to be of good behaviour. but that Mod wey ban me make I no katch Am for outside ooo....

now I understand why they said we should treat our Old people like baby cos thier brain is fragile..... OLD AGE tho

the way pre weeding pics dey make frontage this days ehn e be like me self go do go Engage nkechi so dem go fit post me for nairaland also