Beremx:
Poverty is really a disease.

See TANoids groaning about Aisha Buhari's wristwatch.
so you people want her to wear watch sold by those abokki who roam the streets selling wrist watches?


Ndi ara!

That was a daft comment, your hypocrisy stinks to the high heavens

barcanista:
chai, I was shouting that this Buhari is different from the one we thought we know. I even made comparism with the Old Otta farmer when he used the same format that Buhari used and was backed by military rogues. It is unfortunate that we have been scammed. This is a perfect example of #OneChance

[b][/b]KAI BABA!!!!
[b][/b]KAI BUHARI!!!

barcanista:
BabaOneChance

Oh snap! Understandable why Mr President is
pussy-footing around the issue of Public asset declaration. PMB tale of penury is about to be demystified and be shown up for who exactly he really is. After all this is a guy who hobnobs with the highly corrupt Abacha, Tinubu, Ameachi et al. What business does light have with darkness?
My people looks like we have been scammed!

loomer:
Make una stop to wonder and enjoy the light while it lasts.

Why shouldn't they wonder?? You, my-friend, are a sheep

One word, Saboteurs.

When you have wankeers like Otedola, Atiku and Co moving around freely, then that's what we'd get from time to time.
Economical saboteurs, these C.unts can shut down any govt they aren't happy with. Simple!

modelmike7:
Will you just read the real story and stop talking and passing around fake stories please. . . . You better start living with it It is Better not to respond to people's pettiness about the whole issue. This is the whole simple truth about the whole asset declaration issue. What Buhari did for now was just to inform the public that he has filed his Assets declaration Form with CCB and he has to wait within the next 30 days for the bureau to verify his declaration before going public with his Assets. . . God bless Nigeria.

Dude, I will have you know, where there is sincerity of purpose excuses are diminished. Buhari could have submitted the form simultaneously to the public with the CCB, it really is that simple.
Weather or not the CCB needs 30day to publish is not a valid excuse. KAI Buharis integrity has begun to diminish. Fact!

Caseless:
TANdogs wont like this truth.

It's amazing how easy it is to destroy tremendous goodwill in such a short space of time.
Ex President, GEJ, began the backward slope with the now famous "I don't give a damn" when questioned about asset declaration, he never recovered from it, that was the beginning of the end for him.
Now PMB, has stupidly decided to fall into the same trap, not learning from his predecessor. Why make a promise and renege on it? On something not even mandatory as the (PAD), now his integrity has begun to be questioned.
Let no one defend this act, intelligent Nigerians know PMB is being economical with the truth and he should save those mundane excuse for cerebral retards. I mean any intelligent individual can give a brilliant excuse to cover up a lie.
Even if I does finally make it public, it would seem like he was pressured to do so... not a good look for MR President and APC, as I dare say this may also be the beginning of the end for him as his good will begins to erode him.
This may usher in the Death of SAI BABA and the Birth of KAI BABA!

Mogidi:
[size=15pt]KAI BUHARI[/size]

Lol.... Dan kno!!!

Shymm3x:
Lol, don't you think it's too early to critique the Nigerian "messiah" and the naij Abraham Lincoln, who also doubles as the naij Ronald Reagan?

The man will self-destruct with his mouth, and how he keeps selling these dreams he knows he'll most likely be unable to achieve. A cursory look at how high expectations are and what's attainable within that structure - is enough to pity the man. Darn! I hope he won't crumble under pressure.

That's what happens when a "John the Baptist" keeps misrepresenting himself as "Jesus", till shiit hits the fan. Long goodnight kiss! Enjoy the Reagan era!

I'm telling you! Nigerians are just too gullible. There must be something seriously wrong, mentally with most Nigerians.
Buhari the Messiah ba?? Funny guy. There's only one reason I'm happy the northerners are back in power,.. I can go get me some nice Malo booty

barcanista:
You are a wise man. The beginning of GEJ's problem was taking things for granted though he realised later but lots of damage had already been done. #BabaOneChance rose to power on anti-corruption and integrity mantra but what's happen today? He's doing what others have been doing. The Sai Baba just like "Fresh Air" is fading out already. It is just a shame that we are in such a situation.

Yes o, the crescendo was just before the election.... change change change! now it's all gone a bit south from here on TBH.. we've been very unfortunate with good leadership in this country

barcanista:
What does he have to say about Buhari's asset declaration?

It's amazing how easy it is to destroy tremendous goodwill in such a short space of time.
Ex President, GEJ, began the backward slope with the now famous "I don't give a damn" when questioned about asset declaration, he never recovered from it, that was the beginning of the end for him.
Now PMB, has stupidly decided to fall into the same trap, not learning from his predecessor. Why make a promise and renege on it? On something not even mandatory as the (PAD), now his integrity has begun to be questioned.
Let no one defend this act, intelligent Nigerians know PMB is being economical with the truth and he should save those mundane excuse for cerebral retards. I mean any intelligent individual can give a brilliant excuse to cover up a lie.
Even if I does finally make it public, it would seem like he was pressured to do so... not a good look for MR President and APC, as I dare say this may also be the beginning of the end for him as his good will begins to erode him.
This may usher in the Death of SAI BABA and the Birth of KAI BABA!

It's amazing how easy it is to destroy tremendous goodwill in such a short space of time.
Ex President, GEJ, began the backward slope with the now famous "I don't give a damn" when questioned about asset declaration, he never recovered from it, that was the beginning of the end for him.
Now PMB, has stupidly decided to fall into the same trap, not learning from his predecessor. Why make a promise and renege on it? On something not even mandatory as the (PAD), now his integrity has begun to be questioned.
Let no one defend this act, intelligent Nigerians know PMB is being economical with the truth and he should save those mundane excuse for cerebral retards. I mean any intelligent individual can give a brilliant excuse to cover up a lie.
Even if I does finally make it public, it would seem like he was pressured to do so... not a good look for MR President and APC, as I dare say this may also be the beginning of the end for him as his good will begins to erode him.
This may usher in the Death of SAI BABA and the Birth of KAI BABA!

Icon4s:


The last time we saw light here in Benin was 3pm on 28th May.

Any President or Minister that promises Nigerians constant power in 1year does not understand thé problems facing the Power sector.

The whole system of power generation, Transmission and destribution is disfunctional and archaique.
When other countries are already generating power from nuclear energy we are still banking on Kainji dam.
Our Power transmission lines were those built in the 1970s. The quality of thé cables have so deteriorated that the power losses experienced during transmission is so massive. For those that dnt understand what a transmission line is: u see those high tension cables? They are the transmission lines.

What about thé distribution system? Those electric poles that with little wind and rainfall everything collapses? Each time there is heavy rainfall there is always cut in power supply. Some of our transformers have been in use since in the 1970s and 80s. The fuse go bad every now and then due to overload.Have u ever asked y is it houses far from transformers usually experience low current? Answer, losses in the distribution system as well, after experiencing losses in the transmission system. Losses can be as high 25% of total power generated! Plus your transmission system has a maximum capacity it can carry. So if power generation improves drastically and d transmission lines remain same that will amount to excess energy being generated while d populace will nt feel the impact cos the current transmission lines dnt have enough capacity to transmit all the energy generated.

Lets face the reality. Steady power supply is nt in sight for now. It will take us atleast 10yrs of massive investment in electricity infrastructures before we can experience something close to steady power supply.

-An Energy Economist point of view.

So what is the way forward Nigerians?? For how long do we keep complaining for? Can Buhari solve this Electricity problem?? Truly, my people I am exasperated!!

pedel:

Good question. What is your answer to that?
Is corruption a human being?

Brov! Every major player in The Oil industry is fucknn us all real hard. You name it; from Forte oil, MRS, Capital Oil, Oando, Conoil.etc are all corrupt....
Subsidy fraud you name it. Adenuga, Otedola, Dantata, wale tinuhu, Ifeanyi uba of TAN and many more anonymous cunts! So yes! Corruption has a human face

Swiftboy:
These cabals burst our gas pipelines everytime. People are wicked in Nigeria sha. God dey!

There are over 15,000 cases of pipeline vandalism costing the FG approximately N21bn in 6weeks. Who is responsible? People extremely influential in this Buharis administration. The Danjuma's.and Ameachi's of this world. God help us all.

pedel:
There is no constant electricity anywhere. If it's so in your area that means other places are in darkness.
Atiku and Otedola are not the problem with electricity and fuel supply but CORRUPTION.

Nigerians shout corruption corruption.... is corruption a spirit?

Obijulius:
My brother. Change is here.

Change is change. Whether for better or for worse.

With Buhari surrounding himself with the likes of ZUMA, Atiku, Otedola, etc I wonder if this change is for our better.

I sit and watch from afar.

Brotherly, something is Def not right. Light and darkness make strange bedfellows, where one is found the other can't exist

Shet! PHCN is Def on here.... Fucksake!! They just took light.

I mean, it's as lucid as possible to discerning minds that our power supply in this country is being sabotaged by certain individuals (Cabal) for their own selfish interests.
Just before the swearing in, Power supply was at an unprecedented low and a few hours to the ceremony, all of a sudden there is constant ELECTRICITY.
Now, question is, where did the extra mega watts come from in such a short space of time?
Could the cabals ( Diesel, generator, subsidy) be behind our collective sufferings? People like Atiku have major shares in Mikano, would he genuinely be interested in constant electricity?? Or the likes of Otedola be happy in a drop in Diesel consumption??
I feel it's important for we Nigerians to truly identify the real enemies of the nation if we are ever interested in making progress. We need stop dissipating our energy attacking the Federal Govt. alone.

Jambsupport, if your booty got any bigger that would be dangerous. Fackn' hell, I don't know who's booty is juiciest, yours or Rokiatu....

Jambsupport:
WTF!!!
Lmao

Hmmmmmm

Acisky:
Most people in my shoes will start bragging about been the first to comment but I am too proud for that.

Errrr.... sorry mate! looks like you missed the spot. Perhaps network maybe? Succinct text next time.

Jambsupport:
PS: To those not naturally blessed with bigger butt or want to make it bigger


1. SQUATS
This exercise will not only tone your butt, but it will
plump up the size if you lift heavy weights at the same
time.

Slowly bend your knees until your legs are parallel or
even below parallel to the floor, and feel the stretch in
your butt muscles as you push it slightly outward
before slowly pushing back up.

Make sure not to bounce the weight at the bottom
position. Keep this movement steady and concentrate on
stretching the gluteus muscles while keeping good
form.

Start with a light weight and work your way up over
time. You should do s set of 20 reps, rest for 2-3
minutes between sets, and perform a total of 5–6 reps.


2. STAIR CLIMB AND STEP-UPS
You can do this in your every day life by stretching your
glutes while climbing the stairs.

This can simple be achieved by missing out one of two
steps as you climb the stairs. In the gym try doing step-ups on a bench or any other sturdy surface at least 1.5-2ft off the ground. If possible use added weight, such as dumbbells, for greater resistance to activate more muscle growth in your rump.


3. LUNGES
These will probably give you more soreness in your
glutes muscles than any other exercise - but they're
GREAT for your butt!

While holding a pair of dumbbells with your feet
straight and about should width apart, and while
keeping your back straight step forward with one leg.
Always keep your ankle ahead of your knee to avoid
extreme tension on your knee tendons.

Feel the stretch in your butt. Short strides will target
your legs more, so try wider strides to hit your glutes.
Perform this exercise for a total of 3-4 sets of 8-12
reps.


4. LEG PRESS
This move gives you a rounder butt and toned pins in
one simple move.

Using a leg press, place your feet slightly higher on the
platform than usual to insure maximum glute muscle
stimulation, and push with your heels to get good
stretch.

If women position their feet closer together will put
more emphasis on the outer sweeps of your glutes,
adding more roundness to your butt.


5. DEADLIFT
This is an excellent butt exercise that works the lower
portion of your buttocks for making that smooth
transition from your hamstring to your butt.

This exercise can be done with either a set of
dumbbells or a barbell. While standing straight with feet positioned approximately shoulder width apart and a weight suitable for doing no more than 10 to 15 reps per set, lower the weight to the ground and back up again.
While lowering and lifting back up you will keep your
back straight and your legs almost straight – do not
lock your knees, and keep your head facing forward.


http://www.dailystar.co.uk/diet-fitness/407501/Bum-exercises-How-to-get-a-bigger-butt


cc: lalasticlala

Did it work for you tho?

Osho baba, one of the ugliest Govs. Bless him tho, he got him self something nice with Edo state money

There's nothing wrong with Naija babe's, they are just smarter than the rest. Everybody loves money our women are no exception. I love Nigerian woman fa! Get money, get laid simple! Obviously being good looking like me makes it easier

ahsekeena:




U just realised it was my butt? Lol






Punk azs

You could have settled all these issues with a photo of that Bigbooty, but don't worry we Big booty connoisseurs believe you

rokiatu:
She lose a bit of weight. Not loving it.

I've noticed you tend to make grammatical blunder occasionally buy of late it's been on the increase, babe working on it ok . No beef o.. you know daddy loves that booty still

Lala247:


Abeg change ur pic men lol u dey fear



U see what trolls are doing ppl b scared to upload pix .. U guys should free us ohh lol

Oh yeah, change your photo then.... no need to be on the carpet 247

SirShymexx:


Brev, they're the untouchables - folks are better off waiting for nature/life to take its course and let them die off. I dunno if Tinubu is also in on it, but he probably cut a deal with them due to how close he's with Walter Carrington and whatever US Ambassador is posted to Nigeria - jury is still out on him and will have to wait for cables to know that, but that doesn't negate the fact that he's an astute politician. Then Atiku looks like a sure bet. Hence I'm a tad bit sceptical about him and the excessive dreams they're selling to folks. Also, during his first tenure - his foreign policy was a mess.

However, I still think GMB will perform far better than GEJ. GEJ is the worst thing to happen to Nigeria on all front. The man was just too stupid to allow some amateurs from a section of the country hijack his government to settle perceived scores and power-play they believed they have been denied for a long time, via brazen nepotism and excessive looting, rather than play chess and take it one step at a time, with international support. They had the chance to correct a lot of things but they failed woefully.

Hopefully, GMB'stenure will be their last walk/dance - that generation needs to go away forever.

Brotherly, I concur... gej was a tad too dull. hungry for folks just hijacked his government.

SirShymexx:


Brev, they're the untouchables - folks are better off waiting for nature/life to take its course and let them die off. I dunno if Tinubu is also in on it, but he probably cut a deal with them due to how close he's with Walter Carrington and whatever US Ambassador is posted to Nigeria - jury is still out on him and will have to wait for cables to know that, but that doesn't negate the fact that he's an astute politician. Then Atiku looks like a sure bet. Hence I'm a tad bit sceptical about him and the excessive dreams they're selling to folks. Also, during his first tenure - his foreign policy was a mess.

However, I still think GMB will perform far better than GEJ. GEJ is the worst thing to happen to Nigeria on all front. The man was just too stupid to allow some amateurs from a section of the country hijack his government to settle perceived scores and power-play they believed they have been denied for a long time, via brazen nepotism and excessive looting, rather than play chess and take it one step at a time, with international support. They had the chance to correct a lot of things but they failed woefully.

Hopefully, GMB'stenure will be their last walk/dance - that generation needs to go away forever.

Brotherly, you understeend the game fam! I liked Jonathan but guy was a tad bit too docile. They could have played major chess and switched the game but they were just too hungry man. Anyways I hope GMB doesn't allow these western fuckerz. Already IMF are asking for.more devaluation and we know what that means. All in all make GMB allow us Abuja guys cake in as usual.

SirShymexx:


Thanks.

That's why I have never liked OBJ and will never like him. The other devil is Babangida - the guy single-headedly destroyed two generations of Nigerians, with the way he opened Nigeria up for narcotics trafficking and fraud. He started the trend, and the country might never recover from it. Another big CIA mole.

Nigeria messed up during that era, and I think we all should forever be grateful to the Cubans and Soviet cos if UNITA and apartheid South Africa had been successful in Angola, they would've extended their tentacles all the way to Nigeria's border. Africa will most likely be divided into three now - North, middle, and Southern Africa.

Anyway, Murtala Muhammed was a great man. R.I.P to the warrior.

Swear down! How do we rid all these fu.ckn CIA boys from this country? As we speak right now they've got GMB by the sack of his balls. Watch how they dictate western policies to him. Fuckn wankers, the lot of them!

SirShymexx:


Thanks for reply. That was what I was expecting all along, but no one really gave any interesting/academic response, apart from from numbers that look incredulous, off the bat, without any need to stress ya head. That said, you can't really count the $41 billion accrued over a period, which was the total amount for oil that would have been sold to apartheid South Africa as any form of help - cos the same oil was sold to buyers, and the country got paid for it.


I didn't know Mbeki stayed in Nigeria - good to know that. I believe he was just posted there to run the anti-apartheid propaganda wing. And perhaps that was why Nigeria was the venue of more propaganda than substance. Who else stayed in Nigeria? Oliver Tambo? Jacob Zuma? Joe Modise? Siphiwe Nyanda? Solly Shoke? I don't even think none of them were trained in Nigeria.

In as much as the role Abraham Ordia played in ostracising Apartheid South Africa from the commonwealth games is laudable - I still think the role played was grossly overrated. It had more than enough resources to play a more significant role. Apart from Apartheid South Africa's dehumanisation of black South Africa, it was a threat to the whole continent. Its military capabilities, especially nuclear weapons, and economic power made a few African countries even in West Africa cower, to the point that they started doing business with the country. Now, imagine if its campaign with UNITA (with support from the US, UK, and the west in general) had been successful Angola - that was a few countries away from Nigeria. Yes, the Murtala government did help MPLA (I think I alluded to how great Murtala Muhammed was in my earlier post as the best leader Nigeria ever had) overtly, and he was brazen about it, especially with his speech at the OAU, which probably led to his untimely death. However, after him, Nigeria never really did much (I'm sure you know the war ended in the 90s, not the 70s when Murtala died). Also, the fighting was doneby the Cubans - with the Soviets supplying most of the money and weapons. And the fall of apartheid South Africa started from Angola.

Yes, Obasanjo did a lot after Mandela was released, when negotiations were going on, and I wouldn't be surprised if he was instrumental in making Mandela take that bad deal that has left the apartheid structure intact. I don't and will never look at OBJ as a statesman - just too cunning for his own good.

Anyway, good read - but Nigeria should have done more. And I believe if Murtala Muhammed hadn't been killed - the country would've been the face of the struggle, unlike the rest who were more in propaganda/seminars for international press than actually contributing anything significant to fight the apartheid. Heck, even Irish republican army, all the way from Ireland fought with them on the front-line.

Regardless, thanks for the educative reply.

Deep! You guys are well knowledgeable... I've always been of the opinion that Naij didn't do too much to support SA during apartheid. Bar the nationalization of BP to AP (Forte Oil) which was more self serving to say the least. They rest of the support we gave was just mere propaganda.
The Real issue is the Devils Advocate, who is he? OB-motherphuckin-J, that's the CIA top boy right here in Naij and Africa as a whole, Nigeria and Africa's greatest nemesis. Until he dies we can never be free. I loathe that ape looking niggi.