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HERE IS MY STORY

PLEASE HELP!!

Compliments of the season to you all. This is my 1st time of opening a thread here, i always read stuffs and i enjoy the house. Please i need an advice. Its somthin abt my life that make me shed tears. Please help me go thru it.

i'll be 30 by nxt year Oct, male, a christian. There is this particula dream that i always have once in a while. In that dream, i'll see myself in sec schl days with uniform and most times writting exams with my old colleages in sec schl days & sometims university mates, nw am a graduate. Na this exam own de always appear occasionally. I've gone to MFM CHURCH because of this dream, after xplaind evry to d pastor, he had to re-directd me to anoda MFM branch for delieverance that d dream is serios. My people I did 7 days DRY fasting & prayers for the 2nd time! The 1st time was 3 days.

After the prayer, I started to xperience some balance in my business because there was a time i was doing very well to the point of me wanted to travelled out not until the business crashed to zero all of a sudden and on my own I set aside every teusdays & thursdays for fasting because of dis issue but whenever am in deep thought about my life or about how my business will come back to life before sleeping in the nite, THIS DREAM WILL APPEAR AGAIN! Like 5 times now.

Am tired. i've prayed and prayed up till nw. I dont kno what to do again. Am thinking of talking to my mom one on one about it when i travelled home tomoro but your advice will be highly welcomed. This year is few days to end, I dont want to enter 2016 with this challenge. Please advice me on what to do next. Pls help me abeg. I want to kno if anyone have xperienced this and what you do to overcome it.

Thanks yu Admin and everyone. Sorry for bothering yu with my problem. Happy new year in advance

please how can i save pictures on my andriod phone on nairaland pls

i dont even know the rules...#ItsNoneOfMyBiz

i dont kno why am stil in nigeria. na dis country i suppose de

MISSION ABORTED..I REPEAT MISSION ABORTED.

SNAKE IN THE EAGLE SHADOW...

NA COURT MEMBER

Funbii:
What kind of life is this? Are these innocent kids worth this wicked act?

This is love gone bad! A woman who caught the husband cheating decided to torture him by committing suicide along with his two kids…Ladies, is any man worth dying for?

JESUS

AdlatWorld:
I laughed dis evening when I received dis message from d giant telecom operator;
"Y'ello! Do you know that with N1000, you receive 260 MB of data? SMS 106 to 131 to enjoy this great offer from MTN!"

Mtn call 260mb great offer, dis era? Nawah oooo

DEM SEF NO NA SAY NA MISTAKE

Dani4tech:
You Know Your Mum is Nigerian When she scolds you for using your left hand to collect money from the Atm machine. .. ..
# You Know Your Mum Is Nigerian If she warns you to desist from chasing girls around, Instead of u facing your studies. .. ..
#YouKnowYourMumI sNigerian If she tells you to repay her for the food You've been eating since birth when You only asked her to return d money she kept for you .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian If She reminds you how many hours she spent in labour giving birth to you each time you offend her. .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian If She promises to buy you a gift if you come first in class but never does. .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian If You borrow her some cash and when you request for it back..she's like "all the food you have been eating nko?" . .. ..
#YouKnowYour MumIsNigerian When After shouting from morning to evening , she ends it with " after you people will say I'm shouting" .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian If She gets to buy already made Gowns for Celebrations for you and threatens to return when u frown Because its too big! .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian If She goes to the market and starts pricing until the seller starts crying . .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When She tells ur 6-yr-old brother "keep behaving like a kid, your mate dey give woman belle. .. ..
#youknowYourMum isNigerian When after beating the hell outta your life then she goes like "you want to kill me abi? " .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When Each time she reminds you she didn't kill her mother so you will not kill her. .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When You ask: Mom, where do I keep the bag? And she replies: Put it on my head! .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When She refers anything bad to your enemies and turns it to a prayer ....
ME : O ti re mi ....
MUM: ota e lo ma re. .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When She says that you can drink the coke with a visitor then beats the hell out of you after the visitor leaves. .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian ME: Gives mom homework assignment* ....
MUM:Go and meet your brother
ME:You dont even know it
MUM:Awon ebi baba e ni olodo. .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When She warns you that as a girl, when you shake a boy's hand, you'll get pregnant. .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When She prices just one commodity round 3 stores then, goes back to the first one to buy. .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When She serves a meal not enough to everyone else, claiming her share is in kitchen. Then she sleeps hungry. .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When You want to follow her out she says go and wear your slippers ....by the time you are back she's gone. .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When She never stops using this phrase "YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING ME? its YOURSELF YOU ARE DOING". .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When The only thing she doesn't want to hear from you is 'peem'. .. ..
#YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When She touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin .. .. MUM: Shebi am talking to you and you are keeping quiet
ME: But...
MUM: Keep quiet, i'm talking!....

NAIJA mums are incomparable. GOD bless our mums!!

LMAO!! AWON EBI BABA E LOLODO IS MORE COMMON TO D YORUBA ONES. DE AR D BEST!
ME BE LIKE : MOM AM HUNGRY
MOM: OYA WA JE MI