₦airaland Forum

Ochiske:
We grew up with the following mentalities below...

All soft drinks are called minerals.

All Fathers took first position while at school.

India beat nigeria 99-1 because the ball was turned into a Lion.

If your wealth starts reducing, it's your village people who are doing you.

Rice and stew... every Sunday afternoon.

Every commodity outside Africa is original.

Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it via sex.

She's a Calabar girl... so definitely, she must be good on bed.

Every seasoning cube is called Maggi.

You must finish the eba/amala/fufu before you touch the meat.

Every toothpaste is called Macleans.

Every insecticide is called a Fleet.

Every detergent is called Omo.

Any rich Hausa man is an 'Alhaji', the poorones are 'Abokis'

.Anyone who smokes is an armed robber.

If you find some money on the floor, pee on it before picking it up, else you turn into a tuber of Yam!

Only science students are smart.

Once you travel overseas (outside the country), you must be very rich.

Every girl who plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him.

You must buy bread when traveling.

When you lose a tooth, throw it on the rooftop of the house and run round the house 7 times.

Every noodle is called Indomie.

Any girl who's very pretty is referred to as "Mermaids' while the very ugly ones are referred to as 'Witches'.

Any insects that bites you at night are definitely mosquitoes.

Any plane passing across the skies are going to America.

feel free to add yours.

levelss:
Na una sabi, if GEJ like make e dey ride keke napep make PMB dey ride private jet. Dat one no concern una

Feranchek:
No wonder GEJ brain dey backward. And una say we no need #change.

Ride on my honorable preside!!! We're heading to the 8th generation sef!!

globalresource:
Why are u guys like this? Who told you gej used only one type of care? And moreover when u become president you can used 1960 bettle. What we ask for is good governance. Ordinary commissioner ride something more than that. Let focus on real issues. See people thinking is number one citizen and president does not deserve to ride a certain car. Op note this

gentleiphy:
At last my interview was today 10am..got at the embassy 9.00am.After all the queues and appointment and DS 160 form,fingerprint and the rest..finally cubicle visa officer face off begins.
One particular bony visa officer with eye glasses can't remember the cubicle number was busy denying almost everybody both old couples and young..not smiling and didn't last 1minute and blue paper appears.but about 6 visa offcers were dishing out visa like pure water and we all prayed not to fall on the wicked lady.
Lo and behold I was pushed to the wicked lady..
VO:good morning
Me: good morning and how are you
VO:murmured fine thanks with bony face,please pass me your passports
Me:gave her my two passports with old and new
VO:where are you going in the US
Me:New York city
VO:for what purpose
Me:To attend an NGO summit which I am a member
VO:oh I can see you are widely traveled for same NGO conferences(she looked all the Visas and stamps)
Me:Yes
VO:And the last was Nov and Dec last year in Germany,Amsterdam and Paris
Me:Yes
VO; what do you do
Me;I am Accountant with so so oil and gas coy
VO:how much do you earn
Me:356k after tax
VO:are you married?
Me:Yes
VO:how many kids
Me:none yet
VO:And how long you ve been married
Me:6yrs plus
VO: Typed and typed and fiam blue paper appeared.
Sorry I can't grant you visa at this time..you can reapply anytime.
Me:Thanks and have a great day.

Not upto 2mins..note..I have been to nearly 13 countries half on Vacation with my wife,some on work duty and others on NGO conferences in different countries..worked with my present coy for 9yrs.however a new member in my local chapter I took along so to have a feel of what the NGO is all about globally,single,never traveled before was given visa by the lady in cubicle 2.and the boy was surprised on first trial and with no travel history,salary below N100k and new member got.he was bitter I won't be going with him anymore.
So in all I was denied.

oyin17:
Na who be this?

loomer:
Teeboy! Teeboy!! Teeeeeboooooy!!!
How many times I call u? I go report u to charlene o

loomer:

asumo12:
Lool
Jollof rice own ni!



Ahlaja wey u?

oyin17:
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Na you get am o

loomer:
Dinning with the Devil.
How many countries wey US don help get peace today?

jaybee3:
See as you take fine like .....

you come look delicious

Aminat508:
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loomer:
I will, u go and meet biggy

Aminat508:
. Ok lemme think... now I get it....yeah loomer

Emodeee:
How much is he paying u? Abi na him dey....... U.

asumo12:
Teeboy22 wey sauce?

Aminat508:
Nice @ Op, but i don't have

agarawu23:
I don't have any ex that i want back.
nice point sha for ppl wey want them back

loomer:
I believe say na Ex u call am?
Their tenure don end na

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Go to romance section, go dere and mas turbate Wif all dose kids Politics section is too much for u to handle I'm mature creature