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I have read some people post stuffs about ShippyMe, a company that offers shipping services to nigeria and i decided to say my view. Shippyme to me as a blogger, and a good one at that, is arguably the best shipping firm. Although my 1st transaction wasn't too smooth, so was my 1st JUMIA transaction, but the second was better and the next was great. I got mails at every point to update me on every issue which was really impressive. When i finally went to pick my package, though the office was full, the customer service was top notch as all customers were attended to well and explanations were offered for some customers who still wanted to show vent even after d mail...Prior to my 1st trial and even till the day I went to their office, I usedd to think that they were fraudsters or were just incompetent. My orientation changed since then, cos i was suprised at how they could still meet up with orders.

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Just as news filtered in about the Kaduna Bomb blast, sporadic gunshots was heard at the Alaba International Market in Lagos.
Eye witness say dare devil robbers attacked the market and in their bid to escape the piled traffic congestion,they started shooting indiscriminately to scare away people.
The gunshots which went on for about half an hour was said to have put panic in the minds of people as shop owners hurriedly locked up their shops while buyers and commuters ran helter skelter in search of safety.

The robbers were reported to have fled through the igbo-elerin road which links the Lasu-Isheri expressway carting away an undisclosed amount of money.

Eye witness further reveals that the saddest part of the situation was the fact that for over 30minutes the robbers shot in a carefree manner without interruption from any law enforcement agents. It was even discovered that the Mobile Police men stationed at the market with an armored vehicle also ran to safety

Formore visit www.pointblank.com.ng

The popular perception of strip clubs tends towards the notion that these venues are “Gentleman’s Clubs”, geared exclusively toward fostering misogynist attitudes to women, and the devaluing of the female body. But are these opinions or views outdated? After all, as the habit of hen-nights hiring male strippers will attest, striptease is not only for men. In many ways, this article plays the devil’s advocate, but then, here are 10 good reasons why women need to visit a strip club, at least once!

1. Watching other women dance erotically can teach you a lot about your own body.
Learning to appreciate other women’s bodies and even to find them attractive can help you lift your own self-confidence.
Watching strippers dance can teach you to love and appreciate your body and perhaps help you realize that you are attractive in other people’s eyes.

2. Even if it doesn't teach you all that… You get to know your enemy!
Going to a strip club will inform and bolster your convictions about this industry.

3. If you’ve never thought about finding other women sexually attractive, this could be a chance to test your sexual preferences.
Being in this environment could challenge your personal boundaries. Watching women in a club, rather than making moves on your friends, could be a safe and a relatively unembarrassing way to explore your sexual orientation if you’re bi-curious or even unsure about whether you’re lesbian.
You won’t be the only one.

4. Strip clubs can be an exciting new experience for couples, and can offer fun and friendly opportunity.
Why not go with your partner? You may find it an intimate experience to be there together, to find out what turns him on, and to spice up your sex life.
Being in that environment is highly likely to turn him on, but at the end of the night, it’s you he’s going to go home with, because you’re the one he loves. Accepting and understanding that could be exciting and exhilarating for both of you.

5. Learn to become upfront and honest with your partner about other women.
It may not be an easy experience, but it may help both of you to understand that he may find other women attractive.
It could even just be fun to compare which of the girls you and him find attractive, or stimulate some healthy debate about what your relationship means to both of you.

6. Get to chat with the girls who work there.
No matter what your feelings are ethically, morally or personally about the sex industry, talking to the women who have been right in the middle of it could help you understand the “other side of the story”.

7. Go to find out whether this is something you would be happy doing to earn some extra money.
This is becoming an increasingly common or normal way for students to supplement their income and help ease the burden of student debt.

8. Beauty is only skin deep.
Visit a strip club to reassure yourself that, even if your body isn’t as “perfect” as the dancers, you can appreciate yourself as being normal and feel beautiful just for being that.
And don’t forget that the girls who work there are more than dancers, too.

9. Strip clubs are full of single guys.
Make sure you take the most good-looking one home!

10. You only have one life.
Sometimes you have to tease the boundaries of your comfort zone.

There are, of course so many counter-arguments to all of these reasons. But it doesn’t mean that the reasons aren’t there.
Sometimes it’s best to recognise that it is “better you know the devil” than to dismiss out of hand something that's difficult to understand without trying. After all, it could be fun, exciting, and as research has shown, women tend to see other women’s bodies as more attractive than naked men. If you doubt this, visit a strip club and find out for yourself!

The last has not been heard of this controversial daughter of former Oyo State governor, Victor Omololu Olunloyo, Kemi Omololu-Olulonyo, as she has decided to once again, throw dirt the way of two of Nigeria’s most respected men of God, Pastor David Oyedepo, the General Overseer of Winners Chapel, and Enoch Adeboye, the General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, (RCCG).

The self-confessed man-hater, who has been a terror to many on social media, took to her blog a few days ago to say categorically that Pastors Oyedepo and Adeboye are homosexual partners. She said that one of pastors in RCCG sent her a message on how the two esteemed men of God were having homosexual sex in their private jets.

This is what she wrote on her blog:

“You will be surprised to know that some of these Nigerian Pastors commit the most heinous acts. I'm sure you have read in newspapers that a pastor raped a boy, girl or woman, a pastor supplied guns to armed robbers, a pastor stole money.

Nothing like my new investigation about Pastor Enoch Adeboye and Pastor David Oyedepo; aside from being certified cult members like Jim Jones, they are also GAY!

They preach all this anti-gay shit to Christians when they were the pastors at Sodom and Gonorrhea. Yup, the land of STD in the BIBLE! Have you ever thought about what happens in those private jets while they are on their way to meetings in heaven?

Those two Christian leaders BANG each other onboard. Yes, Adeboye and Oyedepo are GAY and have a secret relationship. Add Pastor Tuberculosis and you will have a full blown party disease in Sodom and Gomorrah.

Remember when I was in Atlanta, I actually visited Bishop Eddie Long's church and he was GAY, all the time fucking boys! Christians are FAKE in Nigeria!”

What do you make of this woman?

This is strange, and she decided to open up about her situation because she needs help. Her cry below...
I am a nursing mother and wife. I get wet and sometime cum when I'm breastfeeding my 7 months old son who happens to be my first baby. When he suckles my breast... gosh!
What is happening to me? Are there other mothers out there who have had similar feelings? What can I do to stop this? Am I developing unhealthy séxual feelings for my own son or what is this? Please I need help!

plaetton: I love this woman.
I wonder if she is single.

I am thrilled to my bones that someone can speak up and also walk the talk.

There is hope for Nigeria against these rapacious hayenas that call themselves pastors, bishops etc.

It's blowback time. Even zombification has a saturation point. Thank time has come.

lucky u she's totally single. U could try ur luck

martha: Na wa o... Pastors yaff suffered... Death just dey hungry this girl

lol

According to Kemi, she owns Ibadan city, her hometown and God said the rally won’t hold.
She boasted on her blog earlier on today of her success, then took to her Facebook page to thank her fans for helping her succeed.
Read more after the cut



People are starving on the streets and many don’t have light or water. Adeboye is not planning to move around the city today to give to the poor. Instead, he is planning to cause fanatical gridlock around Adamasingba.


I simply told RCCG, I will organize a poverty PROTEST. Take that rally to Borno state. He’s heading to Ilorin now in his private jet.

#BREAKING Adeboye’s trip to Ibadan tomorrow CANCELLED!
No more rally at Adamasingba stadium.
This city does not need fanatism.
#Wonderful
7 days to go!


I am the MOST hated woman in Nigeria now just like Kim Kardashian is the most hated in America. We are LOVING it. BE HATED! Don’t HATE!




RCCG COUNTDOWN: ZERO more days and its over for Pastor Adeboye.


Good Morning Ibadan. To all my REAL loyal fans in this city, THANK U for helping me SUCCEED in stopping Adeboye’s Expressway church from infiltrating our city.


We don’t need all that here. Our people are starving on the streets and many don’t have light or water. Adeboye is not planning to move around the city today to give to the poor. Instead, he is planning to cause fanatical gridlock around Adamasingba and a total disaster that will cost our city MONEY we have to pay the NPF to direct traffic and many of you stuck under Mokola bridge on your way to Shoprite for food shopping.


Take that nonsense elsewhere. I counted down here that it WON’T happen cos GOD said so. Not today, I wrote them that I will organize a huge protest disrupting his preaching. We don’t want fanatical Christianity anymore.


ADEBOYE spelled backwards means EYOBEDA “Take the Knife out where?” Not in my city. Take it out in your church on the Express and stab every congregation member in the back as you’ve done. Don’t let any mega pastor stab u in the back. They cannot pay your child’s school fees or let u attend their schools easily. N630,000 per term.


ADEBOYE ANSWER: Pastor Enoch Adeboye is a GAY HOMOSEXUAL PASTOR who preaches HATE while he’s FUCKIN men.


Be like me. Expose the truth.

Ladybianca: who is he to knw where one would go after death, (b it heaven or hell) in oda words do not judge ............aunty maheda we all knw u re fresh n sexy, can u pls stp embrassin urself

lets just hope they ddnt use photoshop to cover all the craw craw for her yansh

vizkiz: boss,if u wanna 4k her jst say it...y insultinq her Nigerians n their holy holy acts sha...like he has neva 4kd a slut b4

e be like say the guy need head. Abeg make una help am call maheeda o

Nollywood movie producer turned social critic, Charles Novia, has come down hard on self-confessed ex-prostitute turned 'gospel singer', Caroline Sam, otherwise known as Maheeda, the lady who takes great delight in unleashing her nude pictures on Twitter and other social media platforms.

Maheeda who was banned by Twitter for posting lewd pictures, has been bombarding Nigerians with unbecoming pictures and many people have been raising questions about her sanity. To cap it all, she posted a new set of nude photos to celebrate Christmas and that did not sit well with Charles Novia who blasted her in one of his now famous tweets, saying she belongs to the devil for desecrating the sanctity of Jesus Christ's birth.
See IOmages

As she popped on-line to see if he was there, her heart skipped a little for he was! As they chatted and she tried to mother him on how to tend his injured knee, him listening as always. Yet she knew he’d still do as he pleased. Damn him, she thought as her fingers hit the keys. I know what I’m talking about and he’s just not listening to me. Yet she smiled knowing how he was, and no one would ever change that. Then to her surprise, he typed Want to call me? Oh Yes! she thought and quickly dialed the number.

His voice was such a welcome sound to her as they chatted, and again she harped about how to tend to his injured knee. “Yes, love” seemed to be his answer to everything she said and she knew he wasn’t going to listen. Then she asked if he’d gotten the story she’d sent him and he said “No.” So she sent it to him again to give him something to read during his day. “So what are you wearing?” he asked her. “I’m getting ready for work” was her reply. But it didn’t answer his question. As she went to put her bra on he told her to stop. He talked to her about how full and nice her breasts were, and how he enjoyed touching and sucking them. She smiled and closed her eyes, as her hands wondered thinking of his touch. “Roll your nipples as I do” he said. “No” was her reply yet she found her fingers squeezing her hard nipples. “That’s it Baby” he said “roll em and pull on em as I do.” Without thinking about it she obeyed and felt the warmth filling her body. “Now my Love, move your hand down to your outer lips” he said “But don’t go inside yet.” She softly moaned as her fingers traced her outer lips. “Damn you!” she said as she found herself losing control of her body and it over riding her willpower. His voice was firm, yet so sensual as he told her to swirl her finger around her swollen clit.
She could feel his touch as her hands became his and she followed his wishes.

“Now dip a little deeper inside, Honey” he said, so enjoying the feeling she was having. “I want you!” she moaned as her wetness grew as did her desire to cum. “Then put two fingers inside, like they are my cock” he ordered. Doing as told,she plunged the two fingers inside, feeling the walls open then contract again. “I want you to Bleep me any way you want” she moaned. His voice grew deeper as he told he to “Ram them in harder and deeper as I would my cock!” She again did as told and it was like,she could feel his balls slapping her ass with each stroke! He could tell by her breathing and moans she was close to cumming, and he picked up the pace. “Harder and deeper” he moaned as she lost herself in his voice. “Oh God Yes!’ she moaned as the first of many climaxes racked her body, for she now knew he wouldn’t stop! “Put my finger on your clit and swirl it” he told her. “No!” she said, knowing he’d become more demanding. “I said Now!” his voice so deep, so sensual she did as told. “Feel me rubbing my cock on your clit” he said softly. Again and again she came, wondering how he knew her body so well, yet enjoying he did.

She pulled her fingers away as to get her senses back. “Did I tell you to stop?” he asked. “No more!” she pleaded yet knew it was far from over. “Rub your beautiful clit!” he said “And NOW!” As if a moth to the flame, she followed his orders only to cum faster and harder with each one. Again he sensed she was nearing her limit and backed off, letting her come down slowly. As she lay there so wet and content she so wondered how he was able to do what he did to her. She always came so fast and hard with him in person or by phone. And when with him the climaxes never seemed to end, until he held her and cuddled her close. She smiled and said” I’ll be late for work, but with a smile!” As she ended the call and got dressed her only thought was “Damn Him!” as another after shock hit her. It was going to be a wonderful day!

http://www.gossipgirliee.com/love-doctor-phone-sex/

Solo Atna: Fresh air in Nigeria

lol

pussyeater: She looks like Chika

hehehehe which chika?

Crisis again broke out in the Rivers State House of Assembly in Port Harcourt on Thursday as the police on the orders from above disrupted the sitting of the state House by looking down the Assembly complex when the lawmakers tried to resume their lawful duties.


The 25 lawmakers, in the absence of the speaker, then decided to sit with the deputy speaker presiding but men of the Nigerian Police fired live bullets at the lawmakers live in peoples presence...



The actions of the police, according to what sources told is because majority of the men are loyal to Governor Rotimi Amaechi and the Presidency don't want Amaechi's loyalists to head the house.


As at the time of reporting, there is chaos in the area and I hear some people have been injured by the police.

Details and photos at http://www.pointblank.com.ng/2013/12/just-in-policemen-shoot-rivers-assembly.html

dahfweshdude69: blind fool...can't u see it ain't real...reason before posting shit

hmmm who told u its not real. Chai u can lie sha... Layon ni e

$#EGXY:
This link no correct o anyway u go try search am 4 YouTube

ehya. Would help u get it tomoro

payless: Where are you? Abidjan or Nnewi?

ragosss

IAMBREEZY: Was she twerking?

ds one pass twerking o. More of thrusting

gurnam: The foolish OP ran away already...

lol. Foolish u think? If u want papers, go find dem

take dat: The picture showing him in the one of the vehicles paying toll is an old one. This is a recycled news sponsored by those who want to make justification for a minister's acquisition of N255million cars. Those spreading this 'unsubstantiated allegation' of Fashola's acquisition of two bulletproof vehicles for N600million are yet to produce proof(transaction documents-sales invoices, delivery notes and attestation documents) to support their claims. Abi SR no produce documents to back up the allegations against Ms. Oduah? @OP, Please 'Do the Needful' by supplying us with proof!

see plenty grammar ooo. recycle? na dirty?

donphilopus: Anyhow!

shey u don see as fashola open teeth for the motor? abi na photoshop?

solapex: U̶̲̥̅̊ don't have work abi. I knw you're paid to do this. you pple tink nigerians are clueless and don't have brain to tink just like Ūя̲̅ master abi. Pls how old are U̶̲̥̅̊? you must be a teenager

lol paid to do what? dude u shd ask of my pedigree. i don vex make i upload d pix.... eba like u

donphilopus: Upload the pix, or get out!

u no get money to do subscription abi wetin?

According to a report on theparadigm, the Lagos State Governor, Babatunde Raji Fashola recently acquired two Land Rover BulletProof jeeps. The bullet proof cars which arrived the nation’s sea port in Apapa, Lagos is reportedly worth N610 million.

However, an official contacted inside the State House at Alausa claims not to know how much the bulletproof jeeps was bought.

SEE PHOTOS http://www.pointblank.com.ng/2013/12/photos-governor-fashola-acquires-two.html

Igbo Girl Got Drunk and Lost Herself to Wizkid’s Song! This Girl’s really High in the Spirit… Chai, Alcohol!

http:///1ch1gFl

At around 8.00am this morning at the popular Ughelli market in Ughelli town, the combine security force of the construction company by name SETRACO shot an okada rider twice on the head. http:///18nzZQa

Instantly the okada rider was dead on the spot. according to eye witness, he okada rider was arguing with the Setraco company mopol. during the course of argument, another mopol officer shot the okada rider on the head killing him instantly and shooting another passer-by who was trying to settle the quarrel between the okada and the mopol officer controlling the traffic.

The okada man was dead while the passer-by was severely injured with multiple gun injuries. the gun shot was more than six shots in succession. currently traders and buyers at the Ughelli market are in dilemma whether to display their wares or not.

Currently two Hilux of soldiers from Agharha Otor town army barrack has arrived the scene of the shooting to forestall any form of violence. Nigerians lets arise and condemn this barbaric act of Nigerian security force.

The Nkwerre Vigilante Network this week arrested a six-man gang specialized in the sale of human parts for rituals and transplant in Nkwerre, Imo State. The men confessed to kidnapping their victims at various locations in the state and using their parts for ritual purposes. Some parts they sold to people who needed them for transplant. Yeah, there are human beings like this amongst us.

The men, who are mostly bricklayers, confessed that they sell the parts from N500k to N1million, depending on the parts in demand. Two of the ritual killers were found to be pastors.

The men took the vigilante network members and some policemen to their hideout which is a forest in Umugara Village in Nkwerre. There, police found the decomposing corpses of some of their victims, mostly women and children.
Brace yourselves...they are horrible photos. See them after the cut. *viewer discretion advised*

http://www.pointblank.com.ng/2013/12/graphic-photos-6-man-gang-arrested-for.html

Nigeria’s controversial preacher and former presidential candidate, Chris Okotie, told his congregation last Sunday, that:

”All Catholics in the world will go to hell because they worship Satan and are led by an Anti-Christ Pope who is a friend to the devil,” -

Fifty-five year old Okotie, while preaching in his Household of God Church in Ikeja area of Lagos, said the Catholic church is “a counterfeit church set up by Satan” and that Catholics “bow to idols and crucify Jesus every Sunday when they eat bread claiming they are eating Jesus’ body.”
Okotie told a stunned congregation:

They are not Christians and have never been. They don’t know Jesus. They believe that
when they eat bread on Sundays, they are eating the body of Jesus. It’s ritual.

The pope is an Anti-Christ and the Catholic church will soon declare for Satan. This is the end of times,”

He said Pope Francis is an Anti-Christ who does the job of the devil and that time is fast approaching when the Catholic church will pledge allegiance to Satan.
He advised members of his church to come to the rescue of Catholics and evangelise them.

http://www.pointblank.com.ng/2013/12/all-catholics-will-burn-in-hell-rev.html

Learn to delay ejaculation and last longer in bed by trying these simple tips to delay and prolong ejaculation. This will enable you and your partner to enjoy a healthy s*x life.

Kegel exercises - Kegel exercises can help you prolong ejaculation. Kegels are those muscles that you use for controlling urination. So, flex these muscles about 30 times a day to delay ejaculation.

Squeeze technique - Prolong ejaculation and delay it by holding the tip of the head of the man-hood. Squeezing the tip of the man-hood can help control premature ejaculation.

Testes - The scrotum rises as a man reaches climax and is on the verge of ejaculation. So, delay ejaculation by pulling the scrotum away from the body.

Change focus - Rather than concentrating on ejaculation, concentrate on your partner’s pleasure.

Combination of thrusts - Delay ejaculation or male climax by combining shallow thrusts with deep thrusts. This technique helps prolong ejaculation and will make you last longer in bed.

Massage the prostate gland - When you practice delaying ejaculation, the prostate gland turns sore. Hence it is important to massage the gland to prevent any kind of pain.

Perineum pressure - Delay ejaculation by applying pressure to the perineum, which is the spot between the anus and scrotum. The prostate gland expands and contracts while reaching climax or ejaculation. So, by applying pressure on this spot, one can prolong ejaculation.

Pelvic muscles - Squeeze the pubococcygeous muscle to stop ejaculating. Contract these muscles, which are used for controlling urine; doing so regularly helps you delay ejaculation.

Blueberries - This berry is known to delay ejaculation, as it relaxes the nerves in the man-hood.

Woman-on-top - This s*x position reduces your chances of premature ejaculation, thereby helping you last longer in bed. Switch to the woman-on-top s*x position to delay ejaculation.

Start and stop - When you have the urge to release, stop, pull out and then thrust again. Also, the start and stop method helps a couple to last longer in bed and enjoy the full s*xual experience.

self service - self service can help you prolong s*x, so delay ejaculation by self servicing at least an hour before intercourse.

Control your climax - Without any lubrication self service to the point of climax and stop. Do it a couple of times and then release; over a period of time you can control ejaculation.

Before engaging in intercourse, engage in pre-intimacy – ask your partner to gently massage the man-hood along with lubrication. In time this method can help you prolong ejaculation.

http://www.pointblank.com.ng/2013/11/how-to-delay-ejaculation-to-last-longer.html

During the 7th annual Town Hall Meeting on Security held in Lagos, Governor Fashola said the two BMW cars bought for Stella Oduah will purchase 51 patrol vehicles for the Nigerian Police.


“It is sad to know that the Federal Government that allocate three patrol vehicles for one state police command of 370, 000 police men, is unable to resolve how N255 million was used to purchase 2 saloon vehicles for one officer. It is a very grave irony. The cost of average vehicle needed to patrol the state is just N5 million. And with such fund, we will have put at least 51 patrol vehicles on the road, patrolling the streets of Lagos.”
"In spite of all this, they resist the idea of a state police. The money from the fund was in the last one year used to provide vehicles for the Nigerian Prison Service, National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA, Special Anti-Robbery Squad, SARS, National Security and Civil Defense Corps, NSCDC and indeed the airport wing of the Nigerian police, is funded from this money. And it is the same aviation ministry that manage the airport that we had this very odious car scandal of N255 million.

http://www.pointblank.com.ng/2013/11/stella-oduahs-armoured-cars-will-buy-51.html