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markpenk:
Lol... That's not show off/grammar. Dude simply rewrote the article using an article rewriting software.

weldone sir

diportivo:
Observers said a tanker with enlistment number EPE 88 XT had a brake disappointment and slammed into a Mazda transport stamped WWD 772 XA and Toyota Camry auto with enrollment number LSR 349 SF"







Affirming the occurrence, Yusuf Salami, the Oyo State Sector Commander of the Federal Road Safety Corps, said that the mishap happened subsequently of wrong overwhelming and mechanical insufficiency which brought about brake disappointment






op/reporter or whoever,

I don't even know u noticed all his Grammar.. Show off

Add the interior pictures

2001 Ford Ranger v6 140km/h on 3rd mainland bridge last year, truck felt light and I employed my commonsense.

Please can you help me with a 2006 black Infiniti m35x with every costing details I need to know.. Thanks, I look forward to a positive
response from you

This song is for people above the age of 18 .

http://9jaflaver.com/download-music-mp3-davido-if-18-Bleep-cover-mixed-by-dannyjoebeatz/

YBNL tanker lols I didn't know olamide now owns a water tanker .

Ladies Status after a bad break-up be like :

1.Have been wanting to kiss the cutest person on earth but my lips won't reach my cheeks #selflove#selfcrush
2. Queening in my Kingdom # nobody'sbae
3. Shit happens #GoToHellEx
4. Me, Myself And I # I love myself
5. You don't know the value of what u have till u lose it..

Na joke OO, oya add ur own..

WHY I DON'T LIKE THE NYSC UNIFORM
It promises more than it can offer
-it gives a sense of security while in reality it's just a stride to vulnerability.
-the observers think you are a damn rich Federal govt PIKIN while you are just waiting for the next alert to clear old debts
-the uniform claims to offer a sense of self fulfillment and completion while in the inside is the yearning for safety and fear of the uknown tommorow
-people picture you to have secured tommorow and only waiting for service to end to start that oil company job and pull new cars, while you haven't gotten any reply from all the places you sent your CV.
Don't get me wrong,
am not trying to be pessimistic or an alarmist,
But while service is just a year, life after service is for decades.
But when the euphoria of CORPER clouds our judgement, sometimes we slip into acting as though service is forever.
Here is what I think:
Look beyond your service year and think about life after service.
-No more allowee
-Stipends and free accomodation
-No more uniform (people would barely know you went to school after service)
-No more excuse when responsibilities show up (all those people who are like "once am done with seervice, I won't call home for money again"
ACTION PLAN
If you 've got to learn a skill from an artisan, do it
-If you have companies you are close to, get closer, prepare for interviews
- just embark on any value addition exercise
ONE YEAR DOES NOT LAST FOREVER
Think!!! (From a deep throat) Kabiyesi noni... Abdul Hameed Adetola Abiodun.

JeffreyJamez:
O boy!!!
please tell me she opened a boutique!!

Is Dis James Jeffery Agama

Which Textbook is this

Mere Looking At The Bus U Will Observe That It is an Old Bus and e b A Chinese Product For Dah Matter With No Emergency Facilities Like Airbag And The Rest. The Tires Are even Worn Out. May God Save Us From Death In The Polytechnic Ibadan Every Year.. Amen.

Listen to dis song from a promising singer Download from dis link https:///epr1lp4t8x

winkmart:
People, please check her Profile Picture

Jesus Christ

Can A Born Again Christian play Football?
I was at our youth fellowship today and during the programme an argument surfaced when the preacher said a Christian should not consider football as a profession saying that footballers used to be sinners like they fornicate, and they don't used to have time for God. A guy opposed her using Kaka of Brazil as an example of a Christian that plays football.
The preacher is actually a lady and a lady like her supported her saying football is just an additional talent for any body stating that there is another talent a Christian can exhibit rather than playing football. I jut want to seek the opinion of Nairalanders on this issue because I don't see anything wrong in playing football even if am not good at it. So please forward ur opinions.

The Op Should Have modified the topic dis way "10 signs ur gf is spoilt Lols #justsaying

money121:
Awon Y! boi

awon adoju ti ni omo...

Won ma je ki awon omo ibo irankiran ye ma wee nu si eniyan laara ni si...

Don't mind Bastard Bi*frans Deir Specialisation Include Rape, Ritualism, Money Laundering, Embezzlement of Public Funds and so many more shameless id*ots

I posted it to make people laff and not to share mechanical terminologies

A LOVE LETTER FROM A MECHANIC (gbishan) TO A PEPPER SELLER.
Hello galsz,
I want 2 writ u dis leta. Becos everyday I saw u oposit with my workshop. U saw me&I also saw u everyday.But I hav wash u 4 a severally time now.The way yur behaviour is nor goodings fo me.I want to take u as a gud garl friend. Because your beautyfool garl in Dis awa town. So I luv u lik butafly luv a flower. Errrmmmmmm, but one thing is dat, I want to talk to u but u don't half tym. Dat is y I shouldn't came & talk to u. If u tink dat u cannot read d letaa, just phone me& gave me d replye
or d answer! I ham doned. Goods byeee.
Yus forever,
Mechanical Engineerer.
Gbishan.
THE LOVELY REPLY:
Dear Gbishan,
I rily soprice for your leta. I saw u wen u saw me but I shy and I luk down. The way my hart is doin me I want to folo u but I kannot left my pepe becus dis is where I shop. I want to phone u but you have to resharge me. your leta have rily tosh me. If u come to my compand I will mit u for backayard. your hart, Bintu

She's been inspired by Michael Jackson Lol

It Seems This Car Was Converted To The Left Hand Drive... @Op,can you answer that. :-XIt Seems This Car Was Converted To The Left Hand Drive... @Op,can you answer that.

A girl started noticing a guy who stands
in-front of her home everyday in the
evening. She noticed the guy always
comes mostly in the evenings and
weekends. The guy never tried to talk to
her nor showed any gesture, he just
moves here and there by looking into his
mobile phone and occasionally stealing a
stare at her.
It went on like that for a year and the
girl understood the guy was in love with
her but was too shy to express his
feelings. So, she told her parents. They
too saw him and liked him. They
discussed with her grandparents about a
likely marriage. But wanted her to make
the first move.
Next day, she went to him and said: "Hi.
I'm Radha."
GUY: "Hi. I'm Chris."
Hearing this, the Girl was very happy as
the names were matching like Lord Chris
and Radha Devi.
The girl went on and said: "I really
appreciate your patience and decency.
You have been standing in front of my
home everyday for about a year now.
So, I understand that you are in love
with me but too shy to say it. I think I
really like you too and would love it if
we get married."
The guy smiled and Said: "Forgive me
sister! Actually your home's WIFI
doesn't have a password. So, I come
here every evening after work to use
free wi-fi to chat with my Girlfriend!"

Geography Teacher
A secondary school geography teacher
went to drink at a beer parlour after
school on Friday. His wife was at home
waiting for him to come back as usual.
Past 4PM, he's not
yet back, so his wife thought he is
staying for evening class.
8 PM, he's not yet back so the wife
became worried and alerted some
friends. They all went to the school to
find where he was. They called the
principal and he said the man left for
home immediately after school. This
made the wife to become more worried
11pm, they've not found him. They
reported to the police who joined in the
search. At about 2:30am, they found the
man sitting at a corner, awake and not
sleeping. They reached to him and asked
why he has refused to come home.
He replied, "You are all bunch of
illiterates! You lack the knowledge of
Geography... since the earth rotates
with everything in it, I decided to sit
here and wait for my house."

Check CNN Bro

Sao Paulo (CNN)How's this for a miraculous outcome? A Brazilian man who was stabbed in the head during an argument survived despite the knife being lodged in his skull for over three hours.

Motorcycle taxi driver Juacelo Nunes de Oliveira was at a party in a bar in the city of Agua Branca, in northeastern Piaui state, last Sunday when he got into an altercation.

The 39-year-old was stabbed four times, three times in the torso, with one wound perforating a lung, and once in the head.

He was first taken for treatment at a nearby hospital before being transferred to the Emergency Hospital of Teresina, a city 100 kilometers (62 miles) away -- with the knife handle protruding from his head all the while.

"It took him nearly three hours to arrive here at the hospital," Dr. Gilberto Albuquerque, general surgeon and hospital director, told CNN on Friday.

"He had the knife lodged in his head for this whole period but he was not aware of it," he said. "We believe the shock and a bit of the drinking may have helped him not to understand the knife was still in his head."

Pictures released by the military show Oliveira lying on a hospital trolley with what looks like a kitchen knife embedded in his skull up to the handle, just to the side of his left eyebrow.

According to Albuquerque, the knife stopped only when it got stuck in the man's lower jaw.

Oliveira was very lucky, he said -- and not just to be alive.

"The knife crossed his head just behind the optical nerve, got very close to the olfactory nerve and (was) just a fraction from the gustatory nerve. He could have been blinded and could have lost his senses of smell and taste, but none of that happened and he is alive and healthy."

The surgery to remove the knife was very delicate, since any slip could have breached arteries and led the patient to bleed to death, Albuquerque said.

It took the hospital surgery team two and half hours to complete, and was considered to be a success.

"He left the hospital yesterday, five days after coming in with a knife in his head," Albuquerque said. "He is healthy and perfect and he had no ill after-effects."

The OP is a loyalist to the opposition....Abegii

neily:
Fashola is definitely working in Lagos state. The picture speaks. That Was actually his target for Nigeria If he becomes vice president. Buhari has bigger plans than this. That is why they belong to the same group.

No BRAIN ,U calle dis plans??

OohMpa:
[color=#808000]33k expensive?


She just dey start homie, she'll move on to 50k then 100k before iPhone 6 all within 6 months....

There's a solution though: She's to visit ooh Mpa on the 6th market day with only pant and bra by 11:59pm with durex on one hand and Vaseline on the other

Do this and she'd stop at Tecno
#Sai[/color]

No Brain.....