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aotlatitude:
I don laff tire for here o!!!!!

lol bro! Your signature is so funny!
Pls check mine too. Thanks!

rahman3853:
It isnt funny at all when it truely happen, it happened to mr last two weeks, by force access let me collect atm card saying the dont give witdraw slips anymore, only for me to carry the two weeks old atm card to skye bank and got stocked. At first na network run commot for the machine as i wait make the network come back only to see, insert ur card...i was like is this a joke! Weyrtin the machine do with the one wey i just put. I go the skye early mo mo only to see the cco speaking tru her nose say she done perforate my card that i av to do anoda at my bank. U need to see my face wen i enter access to ask for widraw slip n the girl dey ask me wey my atm card...'i was like if u no want make ogun kill u, u better gimmie the slip before i transfer aggression to u' the girl jejely gave me the slip.

Lol guy you funny ah swear

pls check my signature! Thanks!

ChemicalReaction:
Hmmm... Why do I have this feeling that you've not gotten over her?

Trust me!
i have.

this account was created when we were dating and I don't feel like deactivating that's why I'm still using it!

ChemicalReaction:
It's 2Baba's chemicalreaction oo.. WBU?

Uhm Me!

My monicker is a combo !
My nick is 'Teejay' and my 'ex' is 'Jaypee'

we both had 'jay' so we just combined it to be Tee.Jay.Pee

So it was our common name. Friends called us by that name

ChemicalReaction:
Lols.. Not as much as yours though.

lol. My moniker aint funny jor

btw what made you chose that monicker?

99foxxy:
I go turn am to human being by force.

lol you're funny

pamcode:
As in someone told me they usually destroy any atm card found in the machine.

yeah that's very true especially if its not your bank!
Pls check my siggy

pamcode:
Man this happened to me in moro during pre-degree. It was my first time of using the Atm. I just received alert the day before and i wanted to Withdraw from the skye bank Atm, waited till it was my turn and inserted my card then typed in the password that was where the gobe started I typed in the first time, 2nd and 3rd time it kept telling me wrong password on my fourth attempt the machine made some funny sounds and like play I saw my precious card going straight into the machine.
It was like the ground should swallow me the guy behind smiled at me in pity and walked straight to insert his own card, I was still in confusion when a lady told me to complain to the security man at the back which i did and i got it back the following day .

mehn! . You're lucky you got it back sef

Orikinla:
OP, since I joined Nairaland, no poster has made me to laugh out aloud as you have just done!

My Pleasure Sir! . . .

You can check my topics for more of this kinda stuff


Sir please check my signature too

KINGinVAHALA:
Yeah bro, I did and lal.asticlala will soon bear me witness.

Iamnr:
Hello Everyone

I dey beg una ....I'm currently Cranfield university doing my masters and I was hoping you guys could do your good deed for the day and help me fill in a survey on the health and fitness industry in Nigeria. It doesn't matter if you have never stepped into a gym before, your input will still be valued. It should take 5 to 10 minutes if done in one go depending on which questions you answer. I know no one likes filling in surveys but pls take 10 minutes out of your day to help me. So grab a drink or snack , sit back and relax and Please be as accurate as you can as the data is very important to my studies. . You will also be put into a £40 prize draw if completed accurately.

https://cranfielduniversity.eu.qualtrics.com/SE/?SID=SV_2nsEWjn82pi2lYF

Done !