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Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 7:08pm On Jul 07, 2016

STARSHYNE:

dear please check my siggy!

Christianity Etc › Re: I'm Losing My Girlfriend Because Of My Disbelief... Am I Wrong? by teejaypee: 6:31pm On Jul 07, 2016

maybe she's right!
Maybe you're under some spell grin

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Career › Re: 8 Nigerian Jobs That May Cause Marital Delay To Guys by teejaypee: 6:28pm On Jul 07, 2016

Oga wristbangle! . I sight you!

Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 6:17pm On Jul 07, 2016

Adesiji77:

Very hilarious but creative collection. Thumbs up @teejaypee

The OP succeeded in capturing parts of the "life cycle" of a bank worker

thanks man!

please check my siggy

Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 6:15pm On Jul 07, 2016

tosyne2much:
So do you still work in the bank?

i aint no banker bro! . . .

Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 6:13pm On Jul 07, 2016

pamcode:
Man the fp today has been really awesome. Kudos to teejaypee for putting tears of laughter in my eyes. To all bankers out there e pele o.

It's my pleasure bro!

Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 6:12pm On Jul 07, 2016

funkymatics:
bankers dey suffer o. forget the suits and shoes, cars and estate they live in.all na wash because they hardly invest. only the senior managers truly get to enjoy their earnings.

you're Damn right! cheesy

Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 6:07pm On Jul 07, 2016

chimoskyg:
bruh you don kill me wit laff so Tay my friend conclude say I don madt

Maybe He's right! btw pls check my siggy

Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 6:03pm On Jul 07, 2016

STARSHYNE:
I can't relate

If i catch you ehh

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Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 5:54pm On Jul 07, 2016

Winneygirl:
I can relate. Balance sheet ti baje.
You will start calling your Line Managers Line Manager to come so you guys can go beg the customer.

lol. . . . . Hi winney!. Please check my siggy

Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 5:51pm On Jul 07, 2016

DDeliverer:
funnily, I was posted to Borno.

good for you! tongue

Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 5:50pm On Jul 07, 2016

Rebekkah:
in other news you're a banker....
hmm noted.
NL ladies, oya to the kill!

lol dear!. . . I'm not a banker though!

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Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 5:48pm On Jul 07, 2016

hope4nigeria:
Op u wan kill me with laff with this ur No 16. Lolzzzz

you never die?

Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 5:47pm On Jul 07, 2016

Breadfruit:
Omg!! I can soooooo relate with ALL!
But this Zenith pic is just the killer.
What about the one for when you are exited? Or the day you resign?

lol. I duff hat oh

@bolded. . . This ones above are okay nah

Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 5:45pm On Jul 07, 2016

tosyne2much:
Bwhahahahaha roflwkmd nice one bros

You made my day

Oga Tosyne!
I'm so glad I made your day!

Family › Re: 15 Struggles you’ll Understand If you’re Of “marriageable Age” In Nigeria by teejaypee: 5:44pm On Jul 07, 2016

KINGinVAHALA:
Hehehehehe, bro so na lalasticlala tell you make you inform me to add source before the food go make FP? lol

Oya o lal.asticlala, I got your message and I have added source to it, meet me on FP waiting for you. lol

lol. King. You too funny. .don't mind me

Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 3:42pm On Jul 07, 2016

Benjom:
Good compilation...

Working in a bank in those days makes one feel like Akeem in "Coming To America" but now... you feel like someone being forced to go and serve in Borno State.

lol. Borno aint bad you know

Lalasticlala served there!

Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 2:08pm On Jul 07, 2016

16.When they tell you your major account holder wants to close his account
grin

Please sah. Epp.

cc: Lalasticlala

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Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 2:06pm On Jul 07, 2016

15.You when your balances are not matching at the end of the day.

This is the end.

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Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 2:04pm On Jul 07, 2016

14.When your coworker removes his shoe and you can’t breathe again

My God, what is this stench?

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Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 2:02pm On Jul 07, 2016*

13.When customer Musa always fills tellers wrong and runs away with your biro

What sort of people are in this world? huh

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Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 1:59pm On Jul 07, 2016*

12.You, when people come to withdraw N500 over the counter

Are you being serious? For real?

shocked

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Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 1:58pm On Jul 07, 2016*

11.When one customer is getting impatient after only two minutes

Eskiss sir, you need to calm down abeg.
grin

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Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 1:56pm On Jul 07, 2016

10.When you get to work 200% frustrated and Shola from customer service wants to crack jokes

Please, not today or anyday this week.

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Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 1:54pm On Jul 07, 2016

9.Waking up at 4AM and still getting caught up in traffic

This is just pure stress.

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Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 1:53pm On Jul 07, 2016

8.You and your social life

Because no time to even sleep properly.

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Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 1:51pm On Jul 07, 2016

7.So you start wondering if bank work is worth it

My photographer and fashion designer friends are not having this stress.

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Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 1:49pm On Jul 07, 2016

6.But you hear Chioma in marketing brought N400 million last quarter

Na jazz?

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Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 1:47pm On Jul 07, 2016

5.And they tell you your target is N350 million

Must be a mistake, prank, or an expensive joke.

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Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 1:45pm On Jul 07, 2016

4.When they end up putting you in the marketing department

Nobody said the road will be this rough.

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Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 1:44pm On Jul 07, 2016

3.During your training and you hear the kind of target they have

It’s not me that will go to the marketing department abeg.

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Career › Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee(op): 1:40pm On Jul 07, 2016

2
.First day of work and you hear you can only leave at 8PM

Sah, did you say eight as in 8PM?

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