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beeyhive:
I don't even want to meet anyone.. They are so many kiss and tell here.
This one I am reading M. U. V. A has scattered the borehole of lav.eda on another thread. Hahahahaha

KINGinVAHALA:
Jagaban1, after you na still you boss!

i remain Loyal!

PRESTIGERYHME:
happy new month

K.INGinVAHALA
Y.ourMajesty
vi.kspring
H.eterodox
T.amedwolf90
M.axi112
Ru.kkydelta
Om.inghoibekwe
grea.tness22
Marv.el2016
Buoy.antic
Teeja.ypee
McBro.oklyn
Dygea.sy




e.t.c

wishin u d best month Eva

same to you dear!


Wishing y'all God's blessing. .

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starshyne
Refiner
ChemicalReaction
Rebekkah
EllisMorgan

KINGinVAHALA:
OK boss, I will try and do that.

can you tell me bout this mimzy isshh!

I missed the show

KINGinVAHALA:
awwww, you na my senior bro na, abi after you nor be you again?
Boss I they o, I be just they hide small but I don come out again in full glare.

Glad to have you back! . . .

Though things are much on ma plate right now!

Dunno if i'm gonna be fully available during voting and all that.

Would try my best sha! . . .

KINGinVAHALA:
Senior bro, how far na? Longest time!

DaZion:
Can u date a person older than u?

refiner:
oh!...now i know who you are!

and who am I?

trust me you don't

*refiner, have a great day ko and don't mistake me for someone else, lol

refiner:
awwww ...thanks dear!

how do u even know?

i just happen to know!

Oya guess!

refiner:
*smiles*

thanks a bunch!

Happy Birthday Refiner

Have Fun!!

iLegend:
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Listen guys, breaking a girl's heart is not good. When I got mine I felt like assassinating somebody.

Laugh again.

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Alright, let's be serious. Sweetheart, the journey is not easy.

A short story I went through.

A girl lost her mother in a an auto crash. She cried and cried. After the burial, a guy she met on 2go and fell in love with told her he slept with another girl and he was sorry.

This girl was so fúcking heartbroken. She was 18 an a virgin.

So, I asked her a simple research question.
iLegend: I know you're going through pains right now, but I have a question for you.
She: What's the question?
iLegend: Which is more painful. Losing your mum or the heartbreak you're going through now?
She: Paused and pondered! You don't know how hurt I Am right now. This one hurts more.
iLegend: I opened my mouth like Sam Loco and couldn't alter a word for some seconds.

This girl loves her mum. The only thing she doesn't like about her mum was "lack of freedom." They never let her express her sexual urges. So, her best friend was másturbation.

(As a guy man, I needed to initiate her cuz the supposed boyfriend had already misbehaved).

After some days I asked her if she had másturbated before and she confidently told me she can NEVER do that. She's very religious. (In my mind — iffa hear or agree make I know wetin cause am).

So, I decided to change my plans and played like a sucker to catch a sucker.

While on phone I told her I want to stop másturbation and how do I go about it. She said she too wants to stop, but it's very difficult. (When you open up, a woman will open up too). She said we should put it in prayers. She forgot she denied this same question some weeks ago.

Inside my mind who wan pray with you. Na fúck I wan fúck you.

She gave me her flash drive to copy some PDFs and videos. I copied them but refused to return it. After some days she came to my house to collect her flash. The moment she got in I grabbed her as if I was about to rape her and launched and kiss on her lips. Then, I stopped and warned her NEVER to come to my house to kiss or rape me. She wanted to caution me, but I had already taken her power. This girl was so hórny after some minute. I could see her pupil dilate. I knew I have created a monster, but I ignored her body language.

(She's cute, got shapes and very religious as the parents).

After some days she came to my house uninvited. I kissed her but didn't do anything. She wanted to KILL me with anger for not proceeding (I was only teasing).

She left unhappy.

Some days later she came to my house looking all hórny and frustrated. I knew what she wanted.

She said to me, "Do you remember what you told me about hating girls who are not BOLD enough by taking the bull by the horn?" I concurred and she said she's not that kinda girl. Before I knew it, she had grabbed me and started kissing me.

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I tried opening her door, but it was locked. My parents and siblings were at home and they always love to check on me. I hurriedly try to insert my dick but it was locked, so I gave up.

A month later she came to my house and my thing went in straight. I felt bad and heartbroken too. Someone had already opened it. Now, she'll associate her first with someone else. It sucks.

The moral of the story is: enjoy your heartbreak, cuz we've all been there. Though, this isn't my main heartbreak. I'll call this one jealous chest break.

halfricanadian, let's start something new. No strings attached. The problem is: you'll fall in love along the line. I don't want I hurt you the second time, so forget it.

Please asshole-men, STOP hurting women, it's bad and God go judge una o! I don talk my own. Stop giving women hope when you want nothing but sex

Wipe your tears my sweet darling.
Mummy, boys go SUFFER.

— iLegend

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This guy!
You're so funny! . . .

Your threads sha. . .

romme2u:
ohhhhh lala, long time no see

i miss ur threads and the way u name echoes around

OlujobaSamuel:
so you be human and also a Nigerian? I dey always seek for your comment but pls try to dey make more than 1liner statement.
make I follow lala reasoning, why no prophet fit tell us the first female president of this country and the first university to be one of the top ten in the world.