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Business / Re: Forex Trading Alerts - Season 16 by teejaysmarty: 10:46pm On Jul 20, 2016
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Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Things We Hate Most About Being Nigerian (Pics). by teejaysmarty: 8:08pm On Jul 14, 2016
RichYoungNigga:
People like you are the problems of Nigeria, they lick white men's ass, You haven't been to any foreign country in the world, how do you come to conclussion about what you said about Nigeria ??
I can help you buy some senses because you need them.
you're the most unintelligent person in the world.
You're stuck in Nigeria and probably never been to any country to see how things are done.

1. Hypocrisy : Nigeria likes foreign goods ?? In America, we import 70% of what we use.

2. Always showing off ?? Really ?? Have you been to a country where they value Nike or Adidas sneakers and live on borrowed things ?? 90% of Americans don't pay cash when they buy things.

3. Accept corrupt as the norm : Nigeria is not corrupt, have you been to China ?? You need to go to China to know what corruption mean.

4. We hate our Environment : My first day in America, i got to Miami Florida and was so disappointed, i would prefer Ajegunle to what i saw, Do you think America is what they show you on TV ?? Have you been to Queens New York ?? Alabama ?? Mississippi, Louisiana ??

5. We kill animals ?? Really, we kill anything, everything and eat everything in America. We kill and eat Raccoons, rattle snakes, turtles, hogs,Mouse, els, bats, anything you can think of, if we catch that dolphin, e no go believe wetin we go do to him

You're just a hypocrite that needs to travel around the world and stop saying bad things about Nigeria.

You're lame
Brov, i need to ask you if actually u can stress your points or debate a topic without abuse? The OP just gave his/her views and if you dont agree with some of them , you can argue or debate but not abuse. we dont need to agree on the same things in life even if we look at the same thing , opinions will always be different. what you just did is called internet abuse/bully!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Guys,first Child DNA Is Very Important! by teejaysmarty: 2:23pm On Jul 02, 2016
TrapQueen77:
So it means u will juz shoot Ur giant bumblebee in her pussycat without protection? if u can afford to go down to lasgidi from where u stay, surely u can afford to buy those little raincoat to protect urself at least.


Stop assuming & calculating . Let Ur brain work properly instead.

Yea i will shoot it and wont miss. i always carry mobile HIV test kit
Nairaland / General / Guys,first Child DNA Is Very Important! by teejaysmarty: 2:05pm On Jul 02, 2016
hi guys ,
just want to share a personal experience and i want men to learn .
I use to date a pretty gurl back in d skool days. Left Naija after my degree and came back few years after. I met dis my ex at GTB while having a chat with my Acct Officer. we hugged and talked for a while and exchange numbers. I left Naija afterwards but we stayed in touch via calls and chats. all this while we met she told me she has a fiancé and was about getting married but I can see the love she use to have for me resurrected but we both know its not going to happen. I came back 2 weeks to her wedding and told her I will be staying in Ibadan but she insist I come down to lagos to see her. when I ask her why , she said she is missing me badly and want me to pick her up to spend the weekend in Ibadan ad later drop her off. As a sure boy , I immediately sense there is no way to avoid sex and I told her point blank that we are going to have sex which she said YES. we fixed Friday and I drove down to Lasgidi but my conscience will not let me rest.
As a bad boy and no saint but cant just come to terms with what I am about to do. So I changed my
mind and crashed in a hotel with an escort(olosho) instead and switch off my line. I called her d following Monday to apologize.
I left Naija few 2 days to her wedding but I received a call from her, she told me she was pregnant and that she got pregnant immediately after her wedding. she made me know from her calculation ,she got pregnant after the wedding and that if we have had sex she would or might have been pregnant for me making it a week plus before having intercourse with her husband. This has nothing to do with money or anything as her new hubby is big boy who works for a multinational company in lagos and she herself works with a private company on the Island.
To the men planning to get married , I hope you learnt a thing or two. And to the married, its not too late to get a DNA done for your first child no matter how much you love or trust your wife!
Cheers!

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Business / Re: Forex Trading Alerts - Season 16 by teejaysmarty: 10:42am On Jun 20, 2016
Owliver:
^^^talking about my chart? lolz

which chat brof? i dont get
Business / Re: Forex Trading Alerts - Season 16 by teejaysmarty: 10:29am On Jun 20, 2016
How to spot the end of a trend using price action and default indicators on MT4.

Two simple strategies to use are
1. counter trend ABC
2. divergence

MT4 indicators = MACD & RSI....
Tools = fib retracement

To b cont....

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Business / Re: Forex Trading Alerts - Season 16 by teejaysmarty: 10:40am On May 24, 2016
wickyyolo:

hello im a month old on forex. cn i chat with u on whatsapp ?

xup mate, so sorry i am not on watsapp but i av a skype chat ID if u dont mind?
Business / Re: Forex Trading Alerts - Season 16 by teejaysmarty: 11:47am On May 19, 2016
surveycash:


You are still wrong.
Thank you!
Business / Re: Forex Trading Alerts - Season 16 by teejaysmarty: 11:21am On May 19, 2016
surveycash:


You did not open that link. Your answer is there.

What's the pip value (cost) for eurjpy on a standard account?

Hello bro , i dont think i need an answer nor did i ask any question. i only created a simple calculator. The calculator can calculate any pip value of
any market trade whether Standard or mini size account. just plug in your values and you will be able to calculate you pip value.

Another simple example is this:-


Position size = ( Account Size x Risk Amount (%) / (Entry price - Stop Loss )

if Account size = £2000
Risk limit = 3%
Account Risk = £60 (3% of £2000)
Stop Loss = 50pips ( 1.2550 - 1.2500 for a LONG trade)
Position Size = £60/50 = £1.2 per point

Which means every pip made will be equal to £1.2 .

50pips = £1.2 x 50 = £60

I rest here
Business / Re: Forex Trading Alerts - Season 16 by teejaysmarty: 9:16am On May 19, 2016
surveycash:


Nice try but not correct. You omitted the pip value in your calculator.

I think you should read this b i t. l y /1VaBfyS (remove the spaces)
Thanks bro the pip value is on the 8th row(horizontal) if you take a second look.
So in my example , in Column 1 every pip you make will be equal to 0.5 (if 20 pips is made ,it will be 20pips x 0.5 which will give you $10)

Cheers!
Business / Re: Forex Trading Alerts - Season 16 by teejaysmarty: 2:36am On May 19, 2016

SWING TRADES ON A DAILY TIME FRAME
For Swing Traders . New Entry for a LONG on the GBPUSD Daily Chart .

Entry @ 1.4539

1st Take profit @ 1.4875 = 336pips (but if you dont use this , atleast dont take less than 150pips profit)


Henceforth, i will be posting Entry points for SWING trades ONLY on a DAILY time Frame.I welcome Contributions/views from swing traders on this platform.Thank you
.


Cheers!

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Business / Re: Forex Trading Alerts - Season 16 by teejaysmarty: 4:23pm On May 18, 2016
MONEY MANAGEMENT CALCULATOR ( for new Traders and Old as well).

Below is a simple Calculator you can always use before you take a trade so as to know what percentage you are risking for the Trade. i attached it and also took a snap shot. If you have Microsoft office you can open it but if you dont then you can view directly.

Travel / Re: Night Scene Of Bodija And Samonda, Ibadan: Beautiful Pictures. by teejaysmarty: 11:41pm On May 08, 2016
@ Op point of correction. the first two pictures are actually Challenge , Ibadan. thanks

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Nairaland / General / Nigerians In Diaspora.have You Been Better Off? by teejaysmarty: 1:51pm On May 07, 2016
This is a thead for Nigerians living abroad and those in Nigeria planning to move abroad whether on a student visa or work permit .
The Questions are is you life better off now?Do you have any regrets? And if you were still to live in Naija what will you state of living be like?
i believe Nigerian planning to move abroad can learn one or two things.
Nairaland / General / Mark Zuckerberg's Wardrobe by teejaysmarty: 5:25pm On May 05, 2016
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Celebrities / Mark Zuckerberg's Wardrobe by teejaysmarty: 5:19pm On May 05, 2016
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Business / Re: Banning Forex Trading And Sports Betting Promotion by teejaysmarty: 6:04pm On May 03, 2016
Forex,Spread betting, Stocks , Indicies & Futures are all legit. I am a professional Trader and i dont have any other job i do.
The challenges faced by Nigerians lossing money on forex is inadequate training.
Every profession requires time to master. I cant just want to be an Engineer in Mechnics under 6 months, it dosnt make sense.
Nigerians rush in and rush out. To be a master @ anything you want to do , look for a Pro to mentor you and pay the price.

Also Betting is Legal in most countries but i dont know of Naija. its just like Cigarettes , Brothels . All these things are to be done responsibly.
if you want to Bet, then go on but stop when the fun stops .

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Nairaland / General / Someone Post This On Facebook by teejaysmarty: 11:32am On May 02, 2016
someone post this on facebook

As received....
"Beware, 65% of Nigerians are mad!!" - If you follow what had been happening in Nigeria since 1960, you don't need to understand rocket science before you conclude that 65% of Nigerians are mad. The cause, I don't know. Some proof below:
(1) Will a normal Nigerian be supporting a former president even with the over whelming evidence of corruption pointed at him? Answer = Madness.
(2) Can a normal senate president be going to the same court with the same case repeatedly in other to delay a corruption case leveled against him? Answer = MADNESS.
(3) Will a normal human being set his landlady and others ablaze simply because she prevented her daughter from dating him? ANSWER = MADNESS
(4) Will a normal marketer mix kerosene with aviation fuel in other to make huge profit not minding the accident that might occur and sell to airliners? ANSWER = MADNESS
(5) How can a former head of state embezzle over 500 billion naira. Will he be eating the money raw? ANSWER = MADNESS
(6) How can someone say he want his people to secede from a country and install a radio transmitter on a MTN mast and call it Biafra radio? ANSWER = MADNESS
(7) How can a general start a secession war and run away from the battle front and still come back to the country he once said he want his people to secede from and contest for president? ANSWER = MADNESS
(cool Can a normal person go to the fuel station Unclad just because he wants to buy fuel and some mad people still stand behind him at the feeling station instead of running for their lives. I wonder if the guy is with a lighter it would have been a different story. Answer = MADNESS EVERYWHERE
(9) Can a normal father rape his daughter? ANSWER = MADNESS
(10) Can a normal minister of finance approve bailout without asking for some austerity measures and hoping the states wont ask for more? ANSWER = MADNESS
(11) Can a normal governor conduct a LG election that is irrelevant with over 6 billion and cant pay workers over 4 months salary? ANSWER = SOME GOVERNORS TOO ARE MAD
(12) Can a normal former president say stealing is not corruption? ANSWER = PRESIDENTS TOO ARE MAD
(13) Another one is owing over 5 months salaries and want to build a fly over of about 6 billion where there is no any traffic jam. ANSWER = STILL MADNESS
(14) How can a normal religious group attempt to stop a convoy of an army chief with ordinary stick? ANSWER = MADNESS
(15) How can a dreaded group say western education is a sin and still use camera to shoot their videos and use AK 47 riffles as their favorite weapon of choice? ANSWER = MADNESS
(16) Can a normal group of people say they are fighting for their people because oil companies degrade their environment and they blow up pipeline to degrade same environment? ANSWER = MADNESS
(17) Where on earth will a policeman use live bullets on peace full protesters and still say police is your friend? ANSWER = OUR POLICEMEN TOO ARE MAD.
(18) Where on earth will a normal driver overtake in a sharp corner? ANSWER = DRIVERS TOO ARE MAD
(19) How can over 100 lawyers and 24 SAN accompany a colleague of theirs who is charged with bribery to the court? ANSWER = Madness. Our SENATORS too do the same. They are mad too.
(20) Can a normal customs destroy seized rice, turkey, cooking oil where as we have IDPS , motherless babies, hungry Nigerians? ANSWER = Our customs too are mad.
Beware, many are mad but few are roaming the streets. Be careful when relating with people.
Nairaland / General / Do You Think We Should Sack The Senate & House Of Rep? by teejaysmarty: 5:02pm On Apr 25, 2016
I read on this forum about Senegal doing away with their lower house and the Vice president's position to save millions of dollars per year.
Then i begin to wonder if the same can happen here . Come to think of it , these guys are not representing us and they share a huge chunk of our
commomwealth.
The question is why have a Senate that is useless? can you point to something meaningful the senator in you constituency has brought to your neighbourhood except fixing borehole and sharing exercise books? They even go far by printing their names on it as if to say its not the taxpayer's
money?
i just give up!
Nairaland / General / Do You Think We Should Sack The Senate & House Of Rep? by teejaysmarty: 4:52pm On Apr 25, 2016
I read on this forum about senegal doing away with their lower house and the Vice president's position to save millions of dollars per year.
Then i begin to wonder if the same can happen here . Come to think of it , these guys are not representing us and they share a huge chunk of our
commomwealth.
The question is why have a Senate that is useless? can you point to something meaningful the senator in you constituency has brought to you neighbourhood except fixing borehole and sharing exercise books. They even go far by printing their names on it as if to say its not the taxpayer's
money?
i just give up!
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Actors And Musicians by teejaysmarty: 12:39am On Apr 17, 2016
Seal

was born on February 19, 1963 in Paddington, London, England as Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adelo Samuel. He was previously married to Heidi Klum.

Born: Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adelo Samuel
February 19, 1963 in Paddington, London, England, UK

Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Actors And Musicians by teejaysmarty: 12:37am On Apr 17, 2016
Chiwetelu Umeadi Ejiofor

was born on July 10, 1977 in Forest Gate, London, England, to Nigerian parents, Obiajulu (Okaford), a pharmacist, and Arinze Ejiofor, a doctor. Chiwetel attended Dulwich College in South-East London. By the age of 13 he was appearing in numerous school and National Youth Theatre productions .

Born: July 10, 1977 in Forest Gate, London, England, UK

Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Actors And Musicians by teejaysmarty: 12:36am On Apr 17, 2016
Annie Ilonzeh

was born on August 23, 1983 in Grapevine, Texas, USA as Annie Ngasi Illonzeh. She is an actress, known for Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010), He's Just Not That Into You (2009) and General Hospital (1963).

Born: Annie Ngasi Illonzeh
August 23, 1983 in Grapevine, Texas, USA

Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Actors And Musicians by teejaysmarty: 12:34am On Apr 17, 2016
Born and raised in London, England, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje began his career as a model in Milan.
He graduated with a masters degree in Law from London's prestigious Kings College, before moving to Los
Angeles to make the transition to acting. Fluent in several languages, including English, Italian, Yoruba and Swahili,
he is best known for his roles in the movies Congo (1995) and The Mummy Returns (2001), and the HBO series Oz (1997).

Born: Adewale Rotimi O. C. E. Akinnuoye Agbaje
August 22, 1967 in Islington, London, England, UK

Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Actors And Musicians by teejaysmarty: 12:32am On Apr 17, 2016
Carmen Ejogo

was born in Kensington, London, England, to a Nigerian father and a Scottish mother. Ejogo grew up in London. Ejogo's television career began in the UK in the early 1990s, where she presented the children's series Saturday Disney (1990). Subsequently, she has had an acting career in the US. She has appeared in _Metro_ with Eddie Murphy.

Born 1973 in Kensington, London, England, UK

Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Actors And Musicians by teejaysmarty: 12:31am On Apr 17, 2016
Megalyn Ann Echikunwoke

was born May 28, 1983 in Spokane, Washington. Her father is Nigerian and her mother is of Caucasian descent. Her last name Echikunwoke means "leader of men" and Megalyn is the granddaughter of a Nigerian tribal leader of the Igbo, which technically makes her African royalty.

Born: May 28, 1983 in Spokane, Washington, USA

Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Actors And Musicians by teejaysmarty: 12:28am On Apr 17, 2016
Caroline Chikezie

was born on February 19, 1974 in London, England. She is an actress and producer,
known for Æon Flux (2005), Eragon (2006) and The Sweeney (2012).

Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Actors And Musicians by teejaysmarty: 12:26am On Apr 17, 2016
David Ajala

is an actor, known for The Dark Knight (2008), Fast & Furious 6 (2013) and Jupiter Ascending (2015).

Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Actors And Musicians by teejaysmarty: 12:25am On Apr 17, 2016
Christopher Obi

is an actor and director, known for Snow White and the Huntsman (2012), The Counselor (2013) and Burke and Hare (2010).

Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Actors And Musicians by teejaysmarty: 12:23am On Apr 17, 2016
Ebbe Bassey

was born in the Bronx, New York and raised in Calabar, Nigeria, West Africa. She is an actress, writer, producer who believes that art should educate and entertain. She studied the Meisner technique of Method acting at the William Esper Studio under the tutelage of Ms. Maggie Flanigan. In 2007, under the umbrella of her production company, 10Wembly Productions, Ebbe produced her first short film "Siri Oko Fo (Mending Fences)" in which she starred, co-wrote and executive produced. The film made its debut at the 2008 Cannes Film Festival Short Film Corner and has been accepted at other prestigious film festivals such as the Hollywood Black Film Festival, Boston International Film Festival,Urban World, Newfilmmakers,London's Raindance, Show Off Your Shorts film festivals.

Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Actors And Musicians by teejaysmarty: 12:21am On Apr 17, 2016
Nonso Anozie

was born on May 28, 1979 in London, England. He is an actor, known for Cinderella (2015),
The Grey (2011) and Atonement (2007).
Born: May 28, 1979 in London, England, UK

Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Actors And Musicians by teejaysmarty: 12:19am On Apr 17, 2016
Gbenga Akinnagbe

was born on December 12, 1978 in Washington, District of Columbia, USA.
He is an actor and producer, known for The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009), The Savages (2007)
and Edge of Darkness (2010).

Born: December 12, 1978 in Washington, District of Columbia, USA

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