₦airaland Forum

cyborg123:
'We', at Nairaland headquarters like where this is going.

lol. where is it going o?

kelvinrhs:
And u might have just found him... By the way I am ayomide but u can call me kelvin.

he's still probably out there with his yeye girlfriend. Titilayo is my name.

kelvinrhs:
Aww...! I hope u would find a man that would never make u regret any of ur actions ever again...

amennnnnnnn.

Rexsul:
where r u schooling?

lasu

biochemistry for life.

bsideboii:
come to Victoria Island. I'm impressed with the light we have here.Sometimes I feel I'm not taking full advantage...

yimu

saaedlee:
I had just 300k in my account;home and abroad. One Sunday, I went to pick my girl for church from their house only to see her carrying water in her head, stood there n made calls so a borehole can be drilled the next day. Ended up spending all the money (300k)the next day for the drilling, tank stand and tank. 2 days later, my car engine knocked n she broke up with me.

eyah sorry. lol

sigh I've done so many things I regret now.

Lol back then in mayflower we do use paper as tissue paper after using the toilet. So this day i was having a serious stomach upset and my mom had warned me not to tear my note (jss1 days), i was scared thinking my mom would count my note during the holiday so I decided to beg my friend to tear a sheet of paper o na so aunty no gree. I begged and was crying I didn't get any paper to take to the toilet. Devil that wanted to catch me made me kneel in the class, na so i poo for body o. Lol all those watery poo. The whole class was stinking then a teacher came in and asked what was smelling in the class. One evil boy from the back seat bent over and shouted that i poo'd on my body. I had to wait till the school was empty before going to my hostel (second home). Never been that embarrassed in my entire life.

cooks island,India,Italy.

Abduletudaye:
Army Of Darkness....

this boring film. not scary at all

AlPeter:
na you correct pazz. You know the real scary stuffs

the hills have eyes scary af

stay alive,
mama ,
wrong turn,
final destination,
Texas chainsaw massacre,
house of wax,
chucky.
sometimes in April too. not horror but scary

emperor272:
Sirpls how much are they paying for dentistry and thinking of putting lasu next year.. Please nd cut off

lol I'm a lady. school fees is 25k and I don't really know their cut off

Doublejoy411:
I am bro

lol message me 08151925090

kraounce:
me dentistry

have you gotten hostel yet?

is there any medical student looking for hostel. a guy o

kraounce:
me dentistry

where's your hostel?

hi guys is there any medical student looking for a roommate?

dingbang:
If unn is dirty, then wetin u go call Lasu, oau?

smh,have you been to lasu of recent.

NevetsIbot:
lol. Face it dear.... I'm not ugly... Yu have a crush on me don't you?

Olodo.fc. Goan cry jae

eeeeww.

NevetsIbot:
talking about caring.... Ion care what you say or think. Before yu start running ur mouth everywhere like the lousy girl yu are. If yu don't like what i say.. Simply take a plunge into molten magma. Ion give an eff

You this ugly looking ass. I never asked you to give a Bleep. mumu united.

NevetsIbot:
I'm a dude. Tah

so fucking what? you can't create an ant yet you dare call a woman an hippopotamus. If you're against fat who cares?

Nigerians would always carry their illiteracy everywhere. See that one talking about End time. Tsheeeeew Ewu

NevetsIbot:
God forbid!!!! Marrying an hippopotamus at home. Gross. All that fat stems down to glutonny,over feeding nd lack of excercise.

How can someone not disciplined in those aspects mother my children?

She worwor too. God have mercy. Ugh.

Well. Happy married life. Cowgirl reverse go bad

A woman bringing another woman down. What will you gain aunty?

AfonjaStinks:
English isn't dead

You're brain is dead

I will give you $7,000 or donate it to any charity of your choice if you correct my grammatical blunders

and you're correcting someone. What is the meaning of You're brain is dead?

AfonjaStinks:
English isn't dead

You're brain is dead

I will give you $7,000 or donate it to any charity of your choice if you correct my grammatical blunders

and you're correcting someone. What is the meaning of You're brain is dead.

AdisaOwala:
She's a raving lunatic - pay her no mind!

lmaooo. I just died.

AdisaOwala:
She's a raving lunatic - pay her no mind!

lmaooo. I just died.

AfonjaStinks:
I'm too grown and rich for that
Why would i wanna curse someone out ?? Only kids with no life does that

who asked you?