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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by teeshawt(m): 5:00pm On Oct 10, 2016

bigtimemugu:
If dey do am continent by continent, I go enter,if Na country by country me I go still enter,if dem decide say Na state by state,I go still enter dia, local govt by local govt I dey.even if Na international govt dey wan use omoh wahala no dey ,if buhari come decide say Na village by village gaskia my name done dey. Family by family ma self walahi talahi dis police I go join am. Any how wey una wan take do am ,I stand gidigba dey wait for una,me I don by my training materials all keep . una dey delay me ooooooo.

even if na Bourg by Bourg ur name go dey.... gbayi....... u just made my day dude

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by teeshawt(m): 12:27pm On Oct 07, 2016

Africanblack:
To be frank, I think we all should get busy with something else! I took my time to read through the recruitment thread of Police ICT specialist which started in 2011 and ended in 2013! Those guys took enough chill pill, encouraged themselves, and took their minds off it.
It could be frustrating to continue wait on PSC who handles the process at its own pace and at the end of the day lose focus on some important goals of life.
However, I believe what will be will be!

well said bro..... let my teaching continue......

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by teeshawt(m): 11:33am On Oct 07, 2016

God bless you for making my heart beat faster,u actually got me......... sha

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Vacancies In Ibadan by teeshawt(m): 7:28pm On Oct 02, 2016

Oluwabusobomi:
Can u do part-time teaching & are u male or female?

also interested ‎0903 523 0090‎,

Nairaland General › Re: See Photo Of New Born Baby That Looks Like A 80 Years Old Man by teeshawt(m): 9:40pm On Oct 01, 2016

reminds me of one Indian movie

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by teeshawt(m): 7:41pm On Sep 30, 2016

Dillions22:
Pls wud they alow stove and pot in d camp cos i want to cook my food my sef

mehhn dude, I almost Crack my ribs..... u got me laughing hard..... like seriously..... abeg if na joke stop am ohhhhh..... better get ready for boarding house like food all through ur stay in camp or get ready to spend enough at Mami..... BTW u don know say ur name go comot for the final list..... show me d way biko

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by teeshawt(m): 1:14pm On Sep 30, 2016

good day to you all, i will be moving down to ibadan this october, im using this medium to ask for any opening in ibadan, so please if you have any job link don't hesitate to intimate me on teeshawt@gmail.com

Education › Re: 2016/2017 University Of Ibadan Post Graduate Aspirants: Form Is Out by teeshawt(m): 9:56am On Sep 30, 2016

leripiper:
pls how did u know when d pg school received it? did dey send u mail or sumfin? and wat is ur status on ur application page now?

the moniker @ adasolomon u quoted has said it all, last time i went to ib i decided to check the register he mentioned,lo and behold my transcript has gotten to pg school.....meanwhile i was thinking that my former school that is on strike will affect the delivery of my transcript....so do well to go and check or call pple who u know might be in pg schl to check for u........

and please when u want to check ask for the book that contains the list of ur department; that way u wont waste ur time searching

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Career › Re: I Was Slapped By My Employer by teeshawt(m): 10:38pm On Sep 28, 2016

do whatever you want,
I hope we've not forgotten what almighty lier Mohammed said that fg will start paying 5k b4 the end of September,and last I checked today is 28th

apc = all promises canceled
apc = akara peoples Congress

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Looking For Dynamic Team To Kickstart A New Business by teeshawt(m): 1:15pm On Sep 28, 2016

teeshawt@gmail.com

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by teeshawt(m): 10:37am On Sep 28, 2016

Etap:
Hmmm what i heard is that npf was not suppose to conduct exam and they did to replace the interview of a thing , and that they will only conduct medical test for people made it to the final ten thousand , so we should be expecting the final list now , and those are pple going to abj, May God help us

even though every info are still speculations, i heard from an unconfirmed source that, psc re holding meetings upon meetings on maybe they should let go of interview and shortlist those that will undergo medicals from which the needed ones will be selected finally for appointments..... which might somehow be in tandem with the above info

Webmasters › Re: "Between Mark Zuckerberg And A Pro-Biafran On Facebook" - National Helm by teeshawt(m): 1:45pm On Sep 27, 2016

mark stylishly reject his task by giving him another task to be accomplished in 2 days, i went checking marks page, u can imagine he couldn't get up to that posting about something that literally should be more than a million likes since sept 21 uptill today..... anyways lets wait and see the end result sha

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Bahama Oil N Gas Recruitmnt Sept.2016: Is It A Reality? by teeshawt(m): 9:37am On Sep 27, 2016

im holding onto one word from the bible that says flee....... therefore im fleeing already with my feet touching my head...... scam of the highest order.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Mass Recruitment Of Day Drivers. by teeshawt(m): 2:46pm On Sep 26, 2016

david ‎09035230090‎ teeshawt@gmail.com

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Politics › Re: Soldiers Reopen Closed School In Borno (photo) by teeshawt(m): 11:05am On Sep 26, 2016

EgusiSoup:
Closed school intuition of Buhari delving green and yellow Gresham vasco dagama we cannot thank how many freedom Fidelity of Burstai she ideas gworo?

early monday morning craze..... pls reduce ur intake of ukwale nd osogbo weed

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Nairaland General › Re: 13 Hilarious Differences Between Men And Women With Pictures by teeshawt(op): 10:20am On Sep 20, 2016

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Nairaland General › Re: 13 Hilarious Differences Between Men And Women With Pictures by teeshawt(op): 10:15am On Sep 20, 2016

Nairaland General › Re: 13 Hilarious Differences Between Men And Women With Pictures by teeshawt(op): 2:23am On Sep 20, 2016

Flexherbal:
Waiting for others, sir!

Nairaland General › Re: 13 Hilarious Differences Between Men And Women With Pictures by teeshawt(op): 8:48pm On Sep 19, 2016

ramdris:
But op u can lie o! shebi u said with "Pictures", where are the pics na? Later now, person like u will start blaming Politicians for not keeping their words..

biko, my network sucks, that's y... I will definitely complete it sir..... see wetin mtn don turn me to

Nairaland General › 13 Hilarious Differences Between Men And Women With Pictures by teeshawt(op): 7:44pm On Sep 19, 2016*

1. The different things we can never have enough

2 . The way we view ourselves

3. Getting ready for a trip

4. Getting ready for work

5. How we see colors

6. Intimacy

7. How we handle breakup in relationships

8. Our social media accounts

9.Our differences on visiting the saloon

10. Our views on shopping

11. When we walk past people on the streets

12. Our bedrooms and bathrooms

13. Our differences on photos

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Phones › Re: 11 Hilarious Ways The Internet Reacted To The Iphone 7 Release by teeshawt(m): 7:46am On Sep 09, 2016

if only i can see dat amount to add and kickstart my auto biz.....i wont say its a misplaced priority for those who can afford it, but it will be for someone like me whos trying to make an headway out in a harsh country like this, and later decided to opt for a phone...... tarrrrrrrrr

abeg if anyone can lend me i wont mind oh, u will be part of my success story.....

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: British Council Job Application/test/interview Process by teeshawt(m): 4:48pm On Sep 08, 2016

omoghene1:
@ Teeshawt why 3 forms of identification?
Why bank verification and what's it a bout?
Can you share some light on what to expect from the interview?
How many hours does each invigilation last and how often do u get them?
Are there other benefits apart from the 600
Thanks

to identify you of course(just go there with either id's or credentials that can be said to id u), and i believe the BVL also serves the same purpose, but they definitely have there reason that might be so peculiar to them for asking about it

these are the little i can remember about the interview questions
1.i was asked about relationship with children and their parents
2. leadership role ive taken b4
3. what does it mean to work as a team
4. they asked me about planning and give an example
5. then am i willing to travel any time and work overtime......... thats all i can remember....

speaking of invigilation, BC, i hope u know conducts ielts, gre, and some other exams like that.... also they conducts for professional bodies too.... as such during exam periods, you will be the one to get tired of invigilating

i dont know about the benefits oh aside the basic amount per hour

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: British Council Job Application/test/interview Process by teeshawt(m): 4:33pm On Sep 06, 2016

to those of you guys who got the message yesterday, it shows your application was not considered before, and now they are in need of more people, i was lucky to be among the ones that scaled through initially but was dropped at the final stage of recruitment..... just like someone said, the job is a contract type in which u will be paid 600 naira per hour of invigilation(based on the answer i was given during interview also subject to change/increase)......

what you guys should expect based on my experience

BC is an organization that is so organized, so do well to have an active email because all correspondence will be through your mails...

after ur applications might have been screened again to determine those that will move to the next stage, a message will come in, inviting you for an aptitude test.... (see an attachment below)
do not panic as the test is to evaluate you on basic english..... eg writing a sentence given, in another way to have the same meaning(tolu wrote a book in 2005 - the book was written by tolu in the year 2005),
then expect something like : farming is a very common........... 1..........among the rural dwellers (a) preoccupation (b) pastime (c) hobby (d) job (e) occupation etc.....

if ure successful, expect another message within 2 weeks for an interview(the attachment will speak better),

if ure successful expect an offer mail and if ure unsuccessful expect a regret mail just like me(e pain me oh cos i wasted 5k to get bank verification letter)

so guys brace up and prepare yourself for this job, because its so flexible you can do another job while doing this.

am still not relenting though, as im still trying to apply and i will not back down..... the successful 5 guys at the ph center will resume this sept ending

i hope it helps..... good luck to you all

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Education › Re: 2016/2017 University Of Ibadan Post Graduate Aspirants: Form Is Out by teeshawt(m): 10:19am On Sep 06, 2016

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Nairaland General › Re: How To Tell If Honey Is Pure by teeshawt(op): 4:47pm On Sep 01, 2016

mrbillz:
The information is purely undiluted

to each his own...@ noloss you should try them out in case of doubt, i believe he knows, which is why he totally agreed to the efficacy of the tests... just like ur moniker u have nothing to lose trying them out

Nairaland General › How To Tell If Honey Is Pure by teeshawt(op): 4:03pm On Sep 01, 2016

Honey is one of nature's most beloved products and has a lot of nutritional and medical benefits. But does the honey jar, that you have brought home, actually contain pure honey? Or has water, sugar syrup or any other substance been added to it? Scroll below to learn 5 ways on how to test the quality of your honey at home.

TEST 1: Using water

Pour water into a glass.
Spoon out a tablespoon of honey from the honey jar, you want to test.
Place the spoon in the glass of water.
Gently shake the glass.

VERDICT: If the honey starts to dissolve and mix with the water, it's not pure and some amount of water has been added to it. But if the honey forms a small lump and sinks to the bottom of the glass, it is pure in quality.

TEST 2: Using methylated spirit/denatured alcohol
Mix equal parts of honey and equal parts of spirit in a glass.

VERDICT: If the honey forms a lump and sinks, it is pure. But if it is adulterated, it will dissolve in the spirit and turn it milky white.

TEST 3: Using fire
You will need a candle with a cotton wick.
Dip the wick into a small amount of honey.
Allow the excess honey to drip off.
Now light a match and hold it to the wick.

VERDICT: If the candle wick burns, the honey is pure. But if it fails to burn, water has been added to the honey.

TEST 4: Using paper
Use a blotting paper or a white cloth.
Drop a few drops of honey on the paper/cloth.

VERDICT: If the honey is pure, it will remain solid on paper. Impure honey will be absorbed by the paper. With the cloth, try washing off the honey. If it does not stain, it is pure.

TEST 5: Testing the swirl of honey
Dip a honey dipper or spoon into some honey.
Hold the dipper above a plate and pour the honey.
Watch how the honey falls.

VERDICT: As it falls, pure honey will flow from the spoon in a clockwise direction. It will do so very slowly. You flick the spoon upwards and the flow will slowly stop. A layered step formation of honey is formed on the plate. If adulterated, the honey will flow rapidly and smoothly and will pool on the plate.

i hope it helps...

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by teeshawt(m): 7:30pm On Aug 29, 2016

Adortem:
Specialists,how was your physical exercise,how did it go?

it went well, but they wasted our time initially before they start calling names

once u enter, ur height and chest will be measured, eye test follows, then u will off ur clothes so they will check for tatoo afterwards u move to where flat foot, dentition, free hand movement and verbal fluency will be tested, then u will move to where the results from previous test will be recorded, then to where ur documents will be sighted and finally to where u will be marked for being present....... that's alll..... from Ekiti center

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Forum Games › Re: Start A Sentence With The Last Word Of The Previous Poster by teeshawt(m): 11:50am On Aug 27, 2016

score that goal motherfucker

Forum Games › Re: Start A Sentence With The Last Word Of The Previous Poster by teeshawt(m): 5:34pm On Aug 26, 2016

card is a flat stiff usually small and rectangular piece of material (as paper, cardboard, or plastic) usually bearing information

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army Dssc & Ssc 2015 Aspirants by teeshawt(m): 12:55pm On Aug 24, 2016

nnesochim:
Hi friends, i am sorry for late updates,i was opportuned to stay at NDA old site till the selection board interview. My experiences are unforgeteable. Eveyday came with uncertainties especially if any result is to be announced.Right from the credentials screening,some states have lost almost half of them,the examination also led to the withdrawal of some candidates also but the highest exercise that affected many states was that of medicals......even after the medical review that took many days.......a good number of candidates were asked to go. I wasnt close enough to other candidates but some of the cases that led to withdrawal include: flat foot, high/low BMI, high or low blood pressure,tattoo,bad set of teeths,visual issues,any case of scar or operation,any trace of drug in your urine or blood,hepatitis,HIV AND Psychological cases.The experience is enjoyable and also painful, the pain of sitting on tarred parade ground from morning to night except when asked to go to the mess or during other exercises is so much especially on sunny days.Some states were just left with 3, some 4 and 5 candidates while some were left with 12.14 15 and candidates after the medicals. Nobody was evicted after the 3.2km race but those who couldnt make either the 1st,2nd or 3rd cage were told that they had zero in race and had the choice of either going or staying.All the cages had their marks.I left NDA very early in the morning having faced the selection board interview around 7pm the previous day.All we need here is your prayers,joining the armed forces is not a do-or-die affair,if i get it i will thank God,if i dont i will still thank God because he knows the best.Bye for now.

jst as he has outlined everything they went through at kd,we at jigawa also went through the same process,only that those army were not strict with us,we never for once while in camp sat on the floor under the sun,instead they will take us inside a hall with ac and address us...then no one was dropped until medical results was announced,
then those that scaled through medicals were allowed to run the 3.2km race,obstacle crossing,20 sit up,30 push up,vertical rope climbing in which all these has marks allocated for them, afterwards selection board...
it was wonderful being there .....

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Army SSC/DSSC 2016 Interview List Is Out by teeshawt(m): 3:22pm On Jul 31, 2016

add up wt ds no, 07068734472

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Army SSC/DSSC 2016 Interview List Is Out by teeshawt(m): 6:16pm On Jul 30, 2016

[quote author=priestchurch post=48032828]Pls, just to be clear re the dssc applicant to report in jigawa state for d screening or SSC applicants..

dssc re going to nysc camp jigawa,while ssc re heading to kd

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