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pu7pl3:
She can be funny sometimes...
Some of her standups are good.

She's annoying. I feel like hitting her.

DandeNumeruno:
I grew up watching these movies you mentioned, but the thing is, his style of comedy just doesn't appeal to me anymore. It’s schoolboy humour, weird faces and impressions, nothing more.

Dumb and Dumber and Bruce Almighty are ace though.

who is the king of comedy, black or white?

pu7pl3:
Nah bruh Carrey is goated
He must make you laugh...even his non comedic roles are comedic to me.

is tiffany haddish funny? I don't think she's funny

Abduleez1 and kaycee7 did you see the fraud hollywood committed with Liu Yifei in Mulan? By making her appear girly in a boyish character. She was supposed to portray a boyish and masculine character but the director succeeded in making her retain her feminine look while she played her boyish role. No elaborate transformation from female to male. I kept seeing a girl instead of a boy.

pu7pl3:
No dey shout...watch the movie with context.
He was never a bad guy, infact he was in the military.
Him and his wife has never approved of his brother's way of life, he was just pushed by the desperation from his child's condition to do what he did and everything went horribly wrong.

Yahya is not a low budget actor, he is one of the top young black actors around right now.

I smell John Q (sniffs)

Pu7pl3 did you see Vin Diesel's death blow in Bloodshot? What do you make of it?

Did you see the way Vin Diesel kicked a police vehicle (with the officers inside) in Bloodshot? Causing it to spin around. Who saw that coming?

Ishilove:
What's with the demonic horns?

Copied from Baphomets, Minotaurs I guess. By the way, Have you been monitoring octupussy lately? Saw her messing around on one thread causing pandemonium like the Phoenix. I think It's high time you curb her excesses before she goes astray.

Kaycee7:
Funny how this post is under a post where you're crushing on Eiza. Eiza wey Camilla get yansh pass. Okay now

I don't care. I would pick eiza over Camilla a hundred times and at gunpoint

Bloodshot
I enjoyed the action. Vin Diesel left no stone unturned

abduleez1:
That Bebe Rexha get premium yansh sha. Latina style.

I was pleasantly surprised to see Camilla Cabello with some premium looking @ss performing at the UCL final. Never knew she was blessed all these years.

Camilla cabelo for where? I can never bang that thing even if she gives me pussy for free. She's fucking unpretty and assless.

Who's been crushing on Eiza Gonzalez like me? https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/eiza-bulgari-july2021-s12-01572-1627415763.jpg

EmekaBlue:
You said u want d job at lagos... U dont understand chinese?
Bro... Its a chinese translation job

let me go for mining then

holuwhagbenga:
You such a blessed woman, with God all will end with praise. here is my story few years ago and i believe many people will still remember it because i shared it here https://www.nairaland.com/3774111/mass-sack-etisalat-nigeria#56117975 ... but thank God for today, am working in one of the biggest shipping company in Nigeria, ask if he doesn't mind working in such industry, God might link him up.... Reply me asap.
Nairaland Oni Baje Oooo

help me. I'm interested in working in the shipping industry

EmekaBlue:
你可以说中文吗?

what did you say

EmekaBlue:
Chinese Translator wanted asap

Lagos factory site work preferable Female 150k/month

Kogi State mining site work preferable Male 250k/month

Comment under to show interest. Instant Job if you are ready. Start immediately

Both accommodation available and for the Kogi state job feeding available.

am interested in the factory site work but am male

DieRich5:
Through_My_Window_(2022) 0/10
Childish sex scene ND dem always making a bad boy turn to simp cus he fvck a virgin girl

i hate fùcking virgins cos i hate to see blood. I prefer fairly used cos their pussy is delicious

starlingbawa:
Of all the enormous problems facing Nigeria presently na this one do you pass?

Did you even hear of the recent killings in Owo?

Re you aware that insecurity is at an unprecedented levels presently in Nigeria?

Re you aware that the Naira is almost worthless when compared to the Dollar?

Na wa!!!!!!!!!

you are a useless man

suffering:
You children have too much time on your hands. At your age na japa suppose full your mind instead you’re here digging holes in dirty females. Tufia!

All those recommending exercise are wasting their time. OP will come with millions of excuses to why he can’t do so. It won’t shock me to find out the reason he can’t stay up is from abused use of aphrodisiacs in earlier years.

can you suck pussy?

Griffon:
It’s funny how you lot fail to appreciate the good work done by Tuchel.

Despite success being very unlikely, he was able to do it, against all odds. Winning the Champions League in his first half-season with us. Followed that up with a UEFA Super Cup and FIFA World Club Cup trophies this season and have been involved in over two cup finals in the last 14 months.

But somehow, just somehow we aren’t a competitive side.

Speaking of finishing 20pts adrift of the Champions and Liverpool, were you really expecting us to match the challenge those two sides were going to present? It’s akin to taking a Toyota to a Ferrari race. This is not to mention the off-field distractions that rocked us tr Pep nor Klopp fit deliver with that squad alance in that squad ist ma

ashawoman how far? Ladies and gentleman, i want to introduce you to the king of reverse threesömes. I want to be like him when i grow up. I want to be fùcking bitches with reckless abandon

popizaino:
God forbid I support arsenal.


How do you claim we are competitive when we just finished almost 20points of the first and second place?

How were we competitive when we have forgotten when last we won a league game at home?

How were we competitive when we did not beat any of the big teams bar arsenal the regular customer?

You can only claim we were competitive if this wasn't how our season played out,now my issue is not even being competitive like I said earlier but our pattern of play,if our pattern of play was encouraging while being less competitive then we also agree with Tuchel concerning his excuses and look forward to next season with much optimism but that's isnt the case has our pattern is pathetic and we are not competitive so how are we to absolve Tuchel the excuses.

lol jodera what say you?

123papas:
Slightly above average, perfect for portables but the best size is seven inches and eight inches for wide girls

is it enough for maximumsatisfaction?

Purpl3:
Hotdog fingers that are also my sex organs

mbappe has changed his mind. Now dry your tears

I hear Madrid wants to sign lukaku desperately.

Payporte:
tic tac Tic tac

ehya! pu7pl3 stop crying I know it's hurts