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PoliticsRe: Buhari Picks Omoworare Babajide As Aide On National Assembly Matter, Drops Enang by teflonjake(m): 7:17am On Aug 13, 2019
visijo:
What does it mean if your girlfriend comes to your house as early as 6:00am with her mother�����
She's pregnant
CrimeRe: Father Paul Offu Shot Dead By Fulani Herdsmen In Enugu - Graphic Photos by teflonjake(m): 9:56am On Aug 02, 2019
Don't proscribe them, they are legal.
CrimeRe: CCTV Captures Daylight Car Robbery In Lagos by teflonjake(m): 2:33pm On Jul 31, 2019
There was a country
PoliticsRe: Lawmakers Flee As Snake Falls From Roof Of Ondo Assembly During Plenary by teflonjake(m): 4:25pm On Jul 25, 2019
grin grin grin

So a snake cannot attend plenary in peace again ?
BusinessRe: Agusto & Co. Assigns A ‘bb’ Rating To Suntrust Bank Nigeria Limited by teflonjake(m): 9:47am On Jul 25, 2019
Suntrustbank?
CrimeRe: Police Arrest ‘part Time’ Armed Robber With Tricycle by teflonjake(m): 9:52am On Jul 22, 2019
Wetin musa no go see for gate.
RomanceRe: Profile Pix 2017 by teflonjake(m): 8:56am On Jul 21, 2019
Hello friend, where have you been ?
PoliticsRe: You Can Get Prepaid Meters And Pay Later - NERC by teflonjake(m): 8:48am On Jul 21, 2019
Yawa go dey.
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze To MFM: Praying For Your Enemies To Die Is Anti-christ Doctrine by teflonjake(m): 9:09am On Jul 18, 2019
There's something called asking questions. I am a member of the MFM so I know a lot about this DIE controversy.

Attending the church for the very first time I was stunned *die ke* then I asked questions, please sir what do you mean by die die?

He simply replied DIE means to stop for example someone is having marital delay you pray (every power sponsoring marital delay in my life, DIE! !! Simple means stop.)
SportsRe: New EPL Rule: Coaches To Be Shown Red And Yellow Cards For Misconduct by teflonjake(m): 10:36am On Jul 17, 2019
grin
PoliticsRe: Obaseki To Ex-Governor: Edo State money is for Development, not for individuals by teflonjake(m): 10:16am On Jul 17, 2019
emeijeh:
Lucky Igbinedion and Oshiomhole take note!
He's not at loggerheads with lucky but oshiomole.

Infact he visits lucky whenever the erstwhile governor is in town.
SportsRe: Aaron Ramsey Unveiled As A Juventus Player And Will Earn £440,000 A Week(photos) by teflonjake(m): 12:44am On Jul 17, 2019
Arsenal Don suffer
CrimeRe: Once Your Generator Got Switched Off At Night, Don't Go Out To Check It - Victor by teflonjake(m): 11:51am On Jul 14, 2019
Who wants to turn on the gen once it's past 9pm at night ?

That's why I have a rechargeable fan, a very strong laptop and touch light to move around in my house.
PoliticsRe: CAN Reacts As FG Suspends RUGA Programme by teflonjake(m): 10:13pm On Jul 07, 2019
No comment
SportsRe: Andrea Pirlo Sues Look-Alike Who Got Free Items In His Name by teflonjake(m): 10:14pm On Jun 18, 2019
enshi:
If you played PS1 and you don't know this player.....

Jump power 85%
Speed 84%
Response 90
Curve 100%
Height 94

Unbelievable....... Supergoal.... Excellento... !!!!!!

Indomie generation would be wondering what I am saying
Supersubu
CrimeRe: FRSC Officer Strangles To Death By Colleagues by teflonjake(m): 2:47pm On Jun 07, 2019
Interesting
CultureRe: Traditionalists Lay Curses On People Insulting Oba Of Benin On Social Media(pics by teflonjake(m): 6:08pm On Jun 04, 2019
ckmayoca:
. That's mc oluomo of benin
grin grin you nailed it grin
CultureRe: Traditionalists Lay Curses On People Insulting Oba Of Benin On Social Media(pics by teflonjake(m): 2:52pm On Jun 04, 2019
grin grin
Fair dude in red feeling like puffy
PoliticsRe: Lagos Tightens Noose Around Ambode by teflonjake(m): 6:00am On Jun 02, 2019
mosho2good:
A guy just return from 5years imprisonment
You can't believe his girlfriend is asking him
“WHAT DID YOU BRING FOR ME "�‍♂�‍♂

Guys what will be your Answer?
KONJI
Foreign AffairsRe: The Reason Why US Government Is Cutting HAUWEI Contract. by teflonjake(m): 7:20am On Jun 01, 2019
In a certain kantry located in the west of africa, they are still fighting over oyel.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Ladies Practicing Their New Songs And Dance Steps Ahead Of May 29 by teflonjake(m):
Another charade.

After his inauguration we would hear of allocation to sanwo-olu babe's.
CrimeRe: Iyare Bus Attacked By Armed-robbers In Transit To South-east (VIDEO) | Femiotaw by teflonjake(m): 5:52pm On May 23, 2019
God safe us
PoliticsRe: Imo Deputy Speaker Resigns A Day After Lawmakers Suspended Speaker by teflonjake(m): 2:14pm On May 16, 2019
grin
CrimeRe: Journalist Blast Sapele Local Gov Chairman For Taking "Success" To A Beer Palor by teflonjake(m): 3:20pm On Apr 16, 2019
What do you from a failed system?

Why is she being celebrated?

Are there no kids on the streets of sapele who are in need of free education?
CrimeRe: Randy Teacher Update! He Has Been Arrested. by teflonjake(m): 3:15pm On Apr 16, 2019
Nigeria is undergoing a drastic downward spiral growth.
HealthRe: Indian Man survives after being impaled in the head with a rod (Disturbing Pix) by teflonjake(m): 11:15pm On Apr 14, 2019
cosmatika:
Thank God he survived, but he's going to have some neurological deficits after this
Much later in life sir....that's if another miraculous repair doesn't happen before then.
NYSCRe: Kaduna Corpers Backing Their Bed Like Baby After Waking Up Late. Photos by teflonjake(m): 12:17pm On Apr 12, 2019
olajizz01:
Why are they waking late, I could remembered my day in Umudi,imo state,One of the most dreaded NYSC camp in Nija,we always woke at 3:30am to 4:00am because no toilets/bathrooms, so you must wake as early as possible to search for water and take your bath b4 day break,else you will take your bath in the market.
Year of service please?
BusinessRe: OPEC Sees Tighter 2019 Market As Nigeria, Others Defy Cuts by teflonjake(m): 5:59am On Apr 11, 2019
Nigeria lacks a purpose filled policy drive.
TravelRe: Danfo That Almost Fell From Third-Mainland Bridge This Morning (Photo) by teflonjake(m): 11:28am On Apr 09, 2019
LuciferYaweh:
Had he completed his jump, he would have earned almost $1200 in unique jump bonus but he chose to remain impoverished.

My people perish for lack of knowledge.


*spits angry
Father lord grin grin
CrimeRe: Cult Clash Claims Another Life In Port-harcourt As Man Is Shot Dead In Public by teflonjake(m): 5:56am On Apr 09, 2019
Hoods weren't formed for this reason, how did it get so bad?

I wouldn't blame the government for this. The youths signed up for this deadly act. But remember, cultism has cut off alot of people at the peak of their career.
PoliticsRe: Is This The Best Police Station In Nigeria? - Photos by teflonjake(m): 10:46pm On Apr 08, 2019
Give it 6 months max, the true colours will show itself
CrimeRe: Nigerians Butchered In Malaysia Cult Clash (Disturbing Photos) by teflonjake(m): 10:39pm On Apr 08, 2019
TarOrfeek:
Metal no dey fail.

wink
At this age and time, you still dey practice *metal no dey fail* bro that shit if at all must be practiced should be domiciled to university life in Nigeria.

God help us!

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