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Gabry's Job Interview! by Gabry(f): 7:45am On Jul 29, 2009
Gabby went for a job interview to be a secretary.

When the manager saw Gabby's colorful attire and gold,
white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming, 'NOT THIS WOMAN!!!'. Na waaaa!
Nevertheless, he still had to interview gabby.

So he told Gabby,'If you can form a sentence using the words that I give you, then I will give you a chance! The words are <GREEN, PINK,
YELLOW, BLUE, GREY, WHITE , PURPLE and BLACK>.'

Gabby thought for a while and said,   
'I hear the phone GREEN , GREEN , GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW,  BLUE's that? GREYby's hia!!!
WHITE did you say?

Na waaa! wrong number oooo, Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok?

The manager fainted, 

                                       HaVe  A  NiCe  dAy!!  grin
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by romsky: 8:24am On Jul 29, 2009
y he go faint wen u ova pass
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by tytylayor: 8:26am On Jul 29, 2009
been a while gabry

romade ki lon happen?
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by romsky: 8:33am On Jul 29, 2009
Na work dey happin o
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by dani1luv: 8:55am On Jul 29, 2009
:d
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by nich(m): 8:56am On Jul 29, 2009
grin   grin  gabry, wetin u take b4 u write this joke?  
singing: .  .  . roll it, light it, puff it, pass it .  .  . instant classic .  .  .   grin  grin

rommie u sef na scout?  tongue

referee, ibolachi? cheesy
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by kolaoloye(m): 10:57am On Jul 29, 2009
shocked Gabby should be charged for manslaughter
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by tytylayor: 11:01am On Jul 29, 2009
oloye baba, wassupping?
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by Gabry(f): 11:03am On Jul 29, 2009
U guys no like the joke abi? sad


And Kola, manslaughter? What do you mean?
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by tytylayor: 11:04am On Jul 29, 2009
u killed ur supposed boss
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by Ben13: 11:05am On Jul 29, 2009
she never start sef. . .her question na for eternity cheesy

nice joke anyway
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by dani1luv: 11:07am On Jul 29, 2009
where is the JOKE
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by romsky: 11:08am On Jul 29, 2009
well dat is ow she speaks naturally
inch wetin konsain me & scout?
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by Ben13: 11:11am On Jul 29, 2009
inch dey try tell yo u say e just join boyscout

Dani, this one better pass ya own
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by Gabry(f): 11:19am On Jul 29, 2009
Dani, u no get joke abi? Hmmmm . . . na waa for you. sad


To the rest thank you jare. grin If you go like mama Ngozi, for sure u will love ma joke grin
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by romsky: 11:24am On Jul 29, 2009
Gabry do u mean mama ble as her name na still Ngozi
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by dani1luv: 11:32am On Jul 29, 2009
Ben20001:

inch dey try tell yo u say e just join boyscout

Dani, this one better pass ya own
I didnt complain


Gabry:

Dani, u no get joke abi? Hmmmm . . . na waa for you. sad


To the rest thank you jare. grin If you go like mama Ngozi, for sure u will love ma joke grin

Im sorry but i didnt read it cheesy
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by nich(m): 11:36am On Jul 29, 2009
romade:

Gabry do u mean mama ble as her name na still Ngozi

alas! the secret is out!

gabry, i know say u sef na 'hero', but how u dey manage put dem for coma: grammar, breathe or .  .  .

Ben20001:

inch dey try tell yo u say e just join boyscout

thanx! i luved the way u coordinated the initiation process.  wink
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by dani1luv: 11:39am On Jul 29, 2009
Infidelity cool
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by Ben13: 11:47am On Jul 29, 2009
how?
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by dani1luv: 11:48am On Jul 29, 2009
Ask Nich
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by nich(m): 11:51am On Jul 29, 2009
na the new nickname wey referee wan dey use be dat. im been announce am for 'all boyscout meeting' wey im been do chairman for last wkend. undecided
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by sylve11: 11:55am On Jul 29, 2009
cool
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by Ben13: 11:59am On Jul 29, 2009
see as you be like better person
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by dani1luv: 12:03pm On Jul 29, 2009
nich:

na the new nickname wey referee wan dey use be dat. im been announce am for 'all boyscout meeting' wey im been do chairman for last wkend. undecided
You dun Expire
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by romsky: 12:12pm On Jul 29, 2009
syl fillage head boy
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by dani1luv: 12:25pm On Jul 29, 2009
Gbam! No doubt
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by kolaoloye(m): 12:39pm On Jul 29, 2009
tytylayor:

oloye baba, wassupping?
long time no see, am cooooling off in the palace grin
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by dani1luv: 12:45pm On Jul 29, 2009
Chei shocked

Abeg nor murder grammar hia oh cheesy
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by teissys(f): 1:10pm On Jul 29, 2009
Otherwise you go lock d thread bah?? cheesy
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by sylve11: 1:13pm On Jul 29, 2009
cool
Re: Gabry's Job Interview! by teissys(f): 1:20pm On Jul 29, 2009
cool Ryt back

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