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Lol.
This boy sef
I hope the tits, as in, "tits" remain "tits"

Say nuffing Benji my loff; it'll be a waste of breathe

Tehehehehe. . .

Sylve, who don enter who? Abiooo, I have no door meself

Forgive me o, Benji. I thot you meant tits; as in, "tits"

Meaning? Is there a Part II?

Ben20001:
coward! mention names

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Tehehehehe. . . Moi iz not nutty o, I can list all the nutty Nlanders, I know them all by their names, homes and faces sha

Lolest.
Nutty boy

I will just Lol

With or without the hubby, the lady must get down to some business

He has tits?
~Rotfl~

Ben. . .

You did? See cleptomaniac

Recession of the eyes Commo, I wil give you wooden reading glasses

Lol.
So sylve is bize dishing out duties sha

Wh@t??
~Rotfl~
Souredchop? I didn't say that, you did

I hope yu didn't steal her plantain on your way back

How you dey, long tym sha

Marriage Rules and Regulations

A typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."

Sawa mvulana, I heard you.

A Really Bad Day with a bad joke
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

Flogging

. . .Continuation of Part 1: _{giving Dikele a thorough spanking. . .}

Part 3 Coming soon

Mmmmschew. . !

_{Getting hold of Dikele by the collar and dragging him to a dark alley. . .}

Nkkkkkkt!!!

Recession of the mouth

You? What are you capable of giving me? Maybe feed my neighbour's cat, that is the farthest you can manage. I will ask them to offer you a job, they need a stupid houseboy and you have all the qualifications

Or are you a bushman? I think a caveman suits ya' kind of [b]mumu[/b]istic attitude

Studio CFR:
Teissy,

Stop posting those pictures , U are disgracing ya country.

as if na for kenya the recesion worst pass sef.

Oh, sharrap you caveman. Are you the moderator? Nonsense

Cough!!! Cough!!! Cough!!!

_{Nothing makes sense any mo}

D1KeleVra:
Teissey I think ur cool and all. But the pictures? It's not really cool seeing stuff like that

Erm. . . .

Koh! Koh! I just choked