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A prison and a prisoner

I kno, I kno
Just that Kenya Power & Lightning Co. really f*cked up today.
I hail

Lolest.
Guys r indeed waiting for the apple to fly gate

Eh, so it's true. . ? Ok aunty, I will stay away from him. If he comes home to help me wif mathematics I will send him away

WHICH DAMN PERSIN??

I go wound that your bent mouth o, mumuistic sef

Tyty w@t are you saying and it's you that is fetching water

Tehehehehehehe. . . Benji you saw your limo? I caught you offguard in the outskirts of Apapa and snap! went my camera.

Ok, my village you say? That's why I'm relocating to Naija, come next year. How's that?

Kai!!! This man's a genious sha

See wetin recession dey cause egein

Lolabbey:
sweet niece . . . . shey u no 4gt awa discusion

Aunty how can I forget, I have it at heart. Make I pray and fast over it first then God will show me sign

@ Ben; coup for wea now

lab. practical

big wah

Thank you sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dani allow me to use an emoticon just ten times;

Don wori Benji, we wil lambast him wif Saddam Hussein's nuclear bombs

Tehehehehehehehe, Benji. . . The reason you don't eat it is simple!!!!

^{How can? The culprit is tied to a tree trunk sha}

dani z looking for trouble everywhere he goes His middlename na Troublemaker

Lol

_{Tying Dani1luv to a tree, then stand back to admire the neat job}

I wil deal wit u mercilessly today

Mmmmmmmmh. . . ^{Clears Benji's throat this tym}

How much can you withstand??

Tehehehhehehe. . . Ws told it is like eating stone or cement

Juz a teaspoon. Too much will be poisonous

Just chapati and spinach. But I wish I had garri, just that we don't have it here I heard that if you take that it can last you two days without food because it's heavy Is it tru?

Erm. . . ^{Clearing throat} _{Did I hear a mouse sqeak}

How about centre

Thank you for coming to my rescue aunty, a billion bags of roff for u

Mmmmmmmmmh. . .

_{Clears throat}

tytylayor:
wat do u expect from a D_eadHead

Yeah, ryt