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Lolest.
These nepa pple sef

Lolabbey:
no try am ooo

Tehehehehe. . . After Leonard, Michael Scofield is next on my WANTED list
Only that I won't dump Scofield

Lolabbey:
teissy baby

Yes aunty. . ?

Romade z a prison-breaker? He had better be as smart as Michael Scofield o.

tytylayor:
gud jab teissys

Tyty, thank you. It is the training you, Romade and aunty Lolla gave me

Lolest

sylve11:
@mom, how's dat ur bussiness?

Ask her jor

Lolabbey:
u'v to be sure in cases like dis.ok?

Yes aunty

Lolabbey:
ur teeth big oooo

sylve11:
19 in each set

I go wound persin o

abasifo:
is that not gabrywyl ?

Lmao
Wait until Gabry pounces on you with all her might

Teheheheehhe. . .

Truth hurts

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
And the husband was like

Lolabbey:
teisssys darling, stop flirting

Rotfl
My friend and I are simply bonding, take it easy o

@ Ben:
~Lmao~
My prison is the hardest prison o. Are you a hardened criminal?


Lolla, your silence is too loud

Huh, ?!

Ben20001:
Lol. tessy won't kill me wiff lafter

where did you get these pics

You forgot the third foto? When you were crossing the foot bridge going to town from home? This your forgetfulness sha, one day you will forget me too

Ay, ay, ay, Ben. You have found someone else these days, haven't you? Ok, I will wait for you because I roff you
Long tym sha, mambo mvulana

Would you prefer to serve a life sentence?

D1KeleVra:
lol  see how Sylve dey fear dog ooo!

Eeeeek!!! I didn't recognize Sylve o, it's him

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

After their wedding, the bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born fowl.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

If recession was a man I would kill him o

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Edmund drank himself to stupor at a friend's wedding

JJYOU:
do you ever  look at thread dates before you write.  naomi has calm down so you leave her alone. she is getting on with her life

When did she tell you that she has calmed down? Well, she slapped a news reporter last year December just because the reporter wanted to feature her in the Daily Nation Paper. It didn't call for that, did it? She also didn't want to get down from her limo because our "African" oxygen was contaminated so she needed Air Condition. Yet she spent a whole week in the same African soil.  Whether the thread was started in 1990 or 2000; Naomi Campbell is still nasty, period.

_{Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!}

brein:
I dont know my phobia, pls help.
*shyness to stop and talk to a beautiful gurl*

Lolest

D1KeleVra:
Don't worry babe! Wth me at the coast. . . no ones goin be drownin'

I trust you jor

Dis recession sha

@ Poster;
The string is too long. . . I'm in a dilemma