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hilarious

Hotstepper:
there is nothing wrong in finding a wife in nigeria but pay attention to things that are i mp. but not sex or her beauty, diz is a warning and lesson for both mals and females, i pity the guy and may he be able to forgive himself and ot suffer anyother gurl that may come his way, na wah oooo

hmmn,hotstepper woulda like to meet you
positive?

iice:
I fried ma brain reading that post!!

same here
whos watched '''why did i get married'''

Michelle obama

y'all nigerians gat a way of speakin
but lil wayne mentioned nigeria in his song a millie

please
thanks
hi
hello
its a pleasure
ure welcome

I use TOSHIBA TABLET PC
AND I WAS TRYING TO REMOVE MY HARD DISK YTDAY WHEN MISTAKENLY THE CHIPSET REMOVED AND IN THE PROCESS OF FIXING IT IT DID NOT WORK .Now my engineer is telling me he doesnt know where to get another chip.am desperate cos my files are on it and i will soon be resuming and i will need it badly.
Nairalanders i need help

Toshiba tablet PC PROBLEMS!!!

Toshiba tablet PC PROBLEMS!!!

the new year

AM A LAW student in the university of benin and am aware that we dont have a v c for now
Nwanze has finished his tenure and he should go to his house in ASABA
we want professor okonofua

abeg who knows when uniben is resuming for the new session and who has a concise list of admitted students.
i dont know how accommodation will be
who knows anybody who is going to do the postgraduate programme

lola aws today
hp ure nairalanding

;DNUT SCREWS AND BOLTS
A cub reporter covered a story about an attact on a woman by an escapee from a mental assylum. He returned with the story and a headline of "Woman raped, mental patient escapes".
The editor told him the headline needed a little punch to grab the reader's attention. After a while he came back with "Fiend bleeps and Flees".

The editor told him it was a family paper and they couldn't use a headline like that, go back and try again. Much later he came back with "Nut screws and bolts".

;DLACERATIONS
A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He submitted the following report to his editor. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her breasts."

The Editor scolded the new reporter, "This is a family paper. We don't use words like breasts around here. Now go back and write something more appropiate!"

The young reporter thought long and hard. Finally he handed the Editor the following report. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her ( . )( . ) "
;DMISQUOTED
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

GIRL,I LIKE THE WAY U TWIST AND WHINE
MAKES ME WANNA GRIND IT


Igbedu na the thing wey we they do make you put your dancing shoes,
everybody mo0ve your body like u never done b4
_{SING ALONG}

e dey do me tinini tenenen
nightnurse,are you on duty today
Or na doctor go come.
i would av loved a body massage.

tyty you harsh ooooooo

f-fine
a-and
i-intelligent
t-to
h-handle

BEAt tHat _TYTY

i never said i have a big arse

®~^Sly^~®:
we already know but this is what u ought to have said. . . .

and SLY
why pic k on me

you know i have this friend whom i always tease abt his arse been bigger than his girlfriends
Now if you were a lady
would you love it if your guys arse were bigger than yours or would you be happy to flaunt your guys arse
wats ur view

Ladies would u love to go out with a guy that has a big arse or probably his arse is even bigger than yours
lets hear your view
lets not be sentimental here.

:ochrisis at crisis
the duo chris oyakilome and okotie are at a loggerhead which it dosent seem they are goin to end anytime soon.
why are they fighting? is the question at the back of every mind. Are they not men of god as they profess.
It is a shocking truth as everyone who hears it are so suprised they cannot contain it.
i hope they resolve it soon so that their various churches and personal lives will be at peace

hot koooooo
cold nii

heck
f**k
shit
damn

show us wat uve got

my mum is th best woman on earth i av ever known
wat of yours
she scolds me and pats my head
she is so gentle to be a human being
she is as passionate as God
she is the best human being i have ever known
she is my first and my last wife
she is the best
i love her just as she is.
_{BEAT that}
tell us abt ur mum

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