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hey folks,
i need help yup real help from you guys and i mean male n female o, hmmmm gonna keep it short n direct now.
yup my cousin met his gf during service and i was invited for a birthday over at his girlfriend's house, it was fun and there i found her, she is my cousin's chick younger sister i approached but gentle chatted and we left, i dig her alot and hey i want her and as for the word score i meant i want a relationship.
its been three years since i was last in a relationship (it spanned four years before her left was in love then and now my skin is very very thick) and that word love seems to have lost its meaning to me, she would be going for service pretty soon and you know what that means. i need to knock her off her feet pretty fast, i am really really into her not been this way in three years for any other chick i have come across, she is so gentle and loveable.
your kind advice and words of wisdom pretty much needed now. HELP THIS LONER.

Yes?

lol, its ok. I don't need your money 

*smh* Missing in action

Baba Gboin,

You better warned your associate[b] freetoto[/b] or what ever name you call her. Can't i express again the way i like.

Help me tell am say Emi o Gbadun ooo make she ask me for Ibidun.

This MUGU make sense today

this thread needs cleansing or locked outrightly. Brb

Dont they sell padlock(AGADA-GODO) near you??

In the course of the 58 days, 15 hours and 48 minutes I have spent so far on Nairaland, the most boring and repetitive topics have been posted on the Romance Board and also with the worst grammar too.

Why not ask something unusual like, if it is bad to P-I-S-S while Being Intimate?

Orikiller, bro u mean 58days u spent here, no lady has accepted your proposal?? . Check your self

you look like a chipmunk.

oboy u dey para oo

he prolly gittin ajepako pvssy. he ain't gittin no real pvssy. dis nikka look like dat light skinned yoruba actor. . .fugot hiz name.

falls off my HSE RANGE

see your big head and your half past 4 eyes she tell u say she wan chat with you??Mumu like you fine boy no pimple but when he smiles he gets dimples

And you would know?anyways I don't expect you to understand cos you clearly can't afford the luxury of a well functioning brain.

Feechocoo, hw big is ur boobsss? . Can u allow me in there??

I would rather tolerate a white man.

I hate pretence

You're a sweet hunter you know

Sweet hunter??, im sure u meant this in a good way

Ibo babes look like footballers & are usually masculine. I prefer them

Stop abusing freechocoa man

oh you don't know?what's class to me when I own the school.

U shld knw by now, Nursery school is different from Secondary. SEE THE GAP??