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Ode ni ogbeni yi sha. Kuro lono sugbe!Babe mi, je kin fi si fun e! shebi obo e shi tyt?? ![]() |
Never heard nada from the chick herself and u want me to take ur story to bed?? ![]() Tell me werrin happen precisly so i chip in my view ![]() |
I was always taught to look at things from both sides!! |
I did not include colour of skin because I do not care.lurkess, why are u shy to include your colour?? :- . Ok hw abt someone with FLAT YANSH like u? ![]() |
Lurkess, U didnt include ALBINO with RED. why?? |
I had been stopped ones and ordered to remove it!!. Its nt as if i wear, bt was freestyling that day and forgot it on my ear. ![]() |
wen i see a girl i like, i can talk to her because i can toast. instead i admire her. till now i am still single, wat should i dokissment, Bro Big boiz dont toast anymore, Just look good and smell nice like i always do, Call her and tell her, let me yansh u, with plenty of 20naira notes in your hand . |
Shoeboy, How big is her yansh?? [ |
@sexkillz, i dont like you, you think you know more than every body on NL, if any one doesnt agree with you or makes their own opinon you start insulting them grow up man!! we are only making an opinon just like you !! , Bro you should knw the guy is desperately seeking for the cheap attention from d gurls, not knwing they wld be dissappointed in the long run cos d guy na ALBINO with RED DICKKK ![]() |
Idowo-igho, Sorry, do you in any way take Mariyuana?? why is yur eye so seducing?? Keep dreaming okpo. Feechocoa, do you realise im hot, knowing fully well i have money, I can buy you coke and okin biscuit like i always do, so dont dull ![]() |
OP.I dey tells you ![]() |
The more the HURTS, the more i roll on the floor laffin, catching my own treeps ![]() feechocoa, U left your pant in my house the last time u came. But i've help u taken it to the dry cleaner . Tell me thank you |
Co-sign on that one! Bullshit is an understatement.Ink maid, can i touch your Flat yansh . I have a soft palm ![]() |
sexshitz aka ALBINO, why are you hurting ?? econded! Fine boi is an understatement . Im HOT ![]() |
Nke ahu gbasara ya. I have never believed in spending to impress a girl. I prefer being in my comfort zone. I remember inviting a girl out on a date about two years ago and she came with two of her female friends . I got angry inside of me but i controlled myself and instead of taking the girl to mr biggs as i earlier planned. I took them to one store near by and bought four bottles of coke and cabin biscuit for us. Oh ! Boy come see vex but me i no send them . Though i later became friends with the girl. . |
Hehe!!, something very funny happened yesterday. Nna mehn. I invited a friend (male) to a LODGE BAR for some drinks, as we seated sipping d normal tin while soccer match goes on , One Area friend popped in with four of his friends and 4 Gurls.Oboy, as they were seated, the guy started jumping from one corner to the other calling bartender here and there like he was OBASANJO oo .So few minutes passed, so i left him facing my own business, To cut the long story short. This dude was persuaded to buying food for these 4 gurls four plates of RICE and that hotel is a bit kind of expensive. These gurls swallow four plates, even dey waste am DRINK MALT, ADD YOUGHOURT AND BOTTLE WATER at a go. Oboy not until the bartender come give these guys bill, na there i begin laff . The guy try ATM as claimed. ATM no work Gurl --------> CHOP RICE, DRINK MALT, YOUGHOURT AND BOTTLE WATER** Why?? Putting the poor boi to GBESE ![]() But i blame the guy sha . |
No wonder you chose to remain a GAYYY ![]() |
No i was no mugu, neither I'm i an[b] albino[/b] or a sofo. lets just say poo happens and it happened in my case, hence lessons learnt which is, 'never date amateurs or inexperienced toddlers'. , |
[size=19pt]Antokill must be a MUGU or probably a beautiful one [/size] |
[size=19pt]sexshitz is an ALBINO with RED Dickkk [/size] |
Dem even like money pass the naija police forceCant fit laffff ![]() |
punny ![]() |
You've got to be careful when dealing with Nigerian gurls my broda, MONEY TOO HUNGRY THEM PASS FOOD ![]() |
rawsh . I see you man |
But YOU created a thread in her honor.She only brought my attention to one of the menace abt women ![]() sexsheelz aka Albino, Eagles dont play with falcons , so ofwat use shld i compete pics with u?? Me na cute bwoi, believe it or leave it, your Boss haff spoken |
Can u pliss shirt up your mouth for once, you this abino Sexkillz. Bro chill out. Being a gayy albino is sumtin u should be proud about. No one will laugh at youDROPS FAINTEDDDDD ![]() |
Oboy, i aint gon notice ur presence cos its an abomination paying attention to ALBINOS ![]() |
Are you upset the chick is wearing weave or she rejected you?FINE BWOI NO PIMPLES . Thats only if i was chyking her oo, which i wasnt ![]() |
Hear what?? ![]() |
Ladies, cant you do without weavons/attachments?? etc, I was standing beside a gurl this afternoon talking to her, OBOY NA SO SHE BEGIN DEY ROTATE OO, she tot i was admiring her, not knowing I WAS BUSY PITYING HER, FOR THE HEAVY CANOPY SHE WORE ON HER HEAD. .I knw it partly reflects beauty on u, but the OVERLOAD IS BECOMING TOO MUCH, no wonder some of u dont think straight, sometimes u see some HITTING THEIR HEAD **GBAM GBAM GBAM!** . No offence, just saying ![]() |
Bt as we no come dey like una pot belly nko?? |
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:- . Ok hw abt someone with FLAT YANSH like u?