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Romance › Re: If You Could Manufacture Your Ideal Man/woman: by tellwisdom: 4:47pm On Oct 23, 2011
Ode ni ogbeni yi sha. Kuro lono sugbe! kiss kiss kiss
Babe mi, je kin fi si fun e! shebi obo e shi tyt?? wink wink
Romance › Re: His Girlfriend Locked Him Up by tellwisdom: 4:37pm On Oct 23, 2011
Never heard nada from the chick herself and u want me to take ur story to bed??  huh

Tell me werrin happen precisly so i chip in my view wink
Romance › Re: His Girlfriend Locked Him Up by tellwisdom: 4:29pm On Oct 23, 2011
I was always taught to look at things from both sides!!
Romance › Re: If You Could Manufacture Your Ideal Man/woman: by tellwisdom: 4:21pm On Oct 23, 2011
I did not include colour of skin because I do not care.  huh huh
lurkess, why are u shy to include your colour?? embarassed :- . Ok hw abt someone with FLAT YANSH like u? undecided undecided
Romance › Re: If You Could Manufacture Your Ideal Man/woman: by tellwisdom: 3:59pm On Oct 23, 2011
Lurkess, U didnt include ALBINO with RED. why?? angry angry
Romance › Re: Women, What Is Your Impression Of Men That Wear Earrings ? by tellwisdom: 3:44pm On Oct 23, 2011
I had been stopped ones and ordered to remove it!!. Its nt as if i wear, bt was freestyling that day and forgot it on my ear. cheesy cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Don‘t Know How To Toast A Girl by tellwisdom: 1:43pm On Oct 23, 2011
wen i see a girl i like, i can talk to her because i can toast. instead i admire her. till now i am still single, wat should i do
kissment, Bro Big boiz dont toast anymore, Just look good and smell nice like i always do, Call her and tell her, let me yansh u, with plenty of 20naira notes in your hand wink wink.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Advise by tellwisdom: 1:39pm On Oct 23, 2011
Shoeboy, How big is her yansh?? undecided [
Nairaland General › Re: Say Something You've Been Wanting To Say To Someone On Nairaland. by tellwisdom: 1:26pm On Oct 23, 2011
@sexkillz, i dont like you, you think you know more than every body on NL, if any one doesnt agree with you or makes their own opinon you start insulting them grow up man!! we are only making an opinon just like you !!
grin grin grin grin, Bro you should knw the guy is desperately seeking for the cheap attention from d gurls, not knwing they wld be dissappointed in the long run cos d guy na ALBINO with RED DICKKK embarassed embarassed
Romance › Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by tellwisdom(op): 1:15pm On Oct 23, 2011
Idowo-igho, Sorry, do you in any way take Mariyuana?? why is yur eye so seducing??  sad huh sad sad 

Keep dreaming okpo.

Feechocoa, do you realise im hot, knowing fully well i have money, I can buy you coke and okin biscuit like i always do, so dont dull wink wink
Romance › Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by tellwisdom(op): 8:30pm On Oct 22, 2011
OP.

Funny story . . . Most Nigerian dudes need to man up. undecided
I dey tells you cheesy
Romance › Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by tellwisdom(op): 8:23pm On Oct 22, 2011
grin grin grin grin The more the HURTS, the more i roll on the floor laffin, catching my own treeps cheesy cheesy


feechocoa, U left your pant in my house the last time u came. But i've help u taken it to the dry cleaner wink wink. Tell me thank you
Romance › Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by tellwisdom(op): 7:59pm On Oct 22, 2011
Co-sign on that one! Bullshit is an understatement.
Ink maid, can i touch your Flat yansh wink . I have a soft palm wink wink
Romance › Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by tellwisdom(op): 7:57pm On Oct 22, 2011
grin grin sexshitz aka ALBINO, why are you hurting ?? embarassed embarassed

econded!
Actually, he just wanted to let us know that "he got the bill paid" !!!.
Okay OP, you are a rich man, and we have heard. . . . . but are you a fine boi! angry angry angry angry

Fine boi is an understatement cheesy cheesy. Im HOT wink wink
Romance › Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by tellwisdom(op): 6:37pm On Oct 22, 2011
Nke ahu gbasara ya. I have never believed in spending to impress a girl. I prefer being in my comfort zone. I remember inviting a girl out on a date about two years ago and she came with two of her female friends . I got angry inside of me but i controlled myself and instead of taking the girl to mr biggs as i earlier planned. I took them to one store near by and bought four bottles of coke and cabin biscuit for us. Oh ! Boy come see vex but me i no send them . Though i later became friends with the girl.
grin grin grin grin grin.
Romance › Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by tellwisdom(op): 5:24pm On Oct 22, 2011
Hehe!!, something very funny happened yesterday. Nna mehn. I invited a friend (male) to a LODGE BAR for some drinks, as we seated sipping d normal tin while soccer match goes on wink wink, One Area friend popped in with four of his friends and 4 Gurls.

Oboy, as they were seated, the guy started jumping from one corner to the other calling bartender here and there like he was  OBASANJO oo shocked shocked, So i whispered to my other friend, HMM!! DIS WAN WEY DIS GUY DEY FRONT LIKE DIS, E BE LIKE SEY MONEY TOO MUCH. grin.

So few minutes passed, so i left him facing my own business, To cut the long story short. This dude was persuaded to buying food for these 4 gurls four plates of RICE and that hotel is a bit kind of expensive. These gurls swallow four plates, even dey waste am  DRINK MALT, ADD YOUGHOURT AND BOTTLE WATER at a go.

Oboy not until the bartender come give these guys bill, na there i begin laff grin grin. The guy try ATM as claimed. ATM no work cry cry. Na so he use style call me make i exucse am abeg, come carry me enter rest room go dey woo me dey beg me sey Abeg make i help am out, sey he no plan am dis way. Bla bla bla. We sha settled everytin sha and got the bill paid for.

Gurl --------> CHOP RICE, DRINK MALT, YOUGHOURT AND BOTTLE WATER** embarassed angry  Why?? huh huh Putting the poor boi to GBESE grin grin

But i blame the guy sha embarassed cheesy.
Romance › Re: But Why? Gurls by tellwisdom(op): 4:17pm On Oct 22, 2011
No wonder you chose to remain a GAYYY embarassed undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Your Previous Relationship: Why Did You Break Up? by tellwisdom: 3:40pm On Oct 22, 2011
No i was no mugu, neither I'm i an[b] albino[/b] or a sofo. lets just say poo happens and it happened in my case, hence lessons learnt which is, 'never date amateurs or inexperienced toddlers'.

Id I'm cool at your words
grin grin grin grin,
Romance › Re: Gifts You Should Never Give To Your Girlfriend by tellwisdom: 12:53pm On Oct 22, 2011
[size=19pt]Antokill must be a MUGU or probably a beautiful one undecided undecided[/size]
Romance › Re: But Why? Gurls by tellwisdom(op): 12:42pm On Oct 22, 2011
[size=19pt]sexshitz is an ALBINO with RED Dickkk undecided undecided[/size]
Romance › Re: Making by tellwisdom: 6:38pm On Oct 21, 2011
Dem even like money pass the naija police force grin
Cant fit laffff grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Girls: Decribe Ur Guy In One Word by tellwisdom: 6:19pm On Oct 21, 2011
punny undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Making by tellwisdom: 6:14pm On Oct 21, 2011
You've got to be careful when dealing with Nigerian gurls my broda, MONEY TOO HUNGRY THEM PASS FOOD angry angry
Romance › Re: Make Una Dey Hear Oo! by tellwisdom(op): 6:05pm On Oct 21, 2011
rawsh grin grin. I see you man
Romance › Re: But Why? Gurls by tellwisdom(op): 5:26pm On Oct 21, 2011
But YOU created a thread in her honor.  lipsrsealed undecided
She only brought my attention to one of the menace abt women grin grin



sexsheelz aka Albino, Eagles dont play with falcons cheesy cheesy, so ofwat use shld i compete pics with u?? huh  Me na cute bwoi, believe it or leave it, your Boss haff spoken cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: But Why? Gurls by tellwisdom(op): 5:12pm On Oct 21, 2011
Can u pliss shirt up your mouth for once, you this abino angry angry
Sexkillz.  Bro  chill out. Being a gayy albino is sumtin u should be proud about.  No one will laugh at you  undecided
DROPS FAINTEDDDDD grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: But Why? Gurls by tellwisdom(op): 2:49pm On Oct 21, 2011
Oboy, i aint gon notice ur presence cos its an abomination paying attention to ALBINOS cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: But Why? Gurls by tellwisdom(op): 2:41pm On Oct 21, 2011
Are you upset the chick is wearing weave or she rejected you? 


Why do YOU CARE about her head?
FINE BWOI NO PIMPLES wink wink. Thats only if i was chyking her oo, which i wasnt wink
Romance › Re: But Why? Gurls by tellwisdom(op): 2:26pm On Oct 21, 2011
Hear what?? sad
Romance › But Why? Gurls by tellwisdom(op): 2:22pm On Oct 21, 2011

Ladies, cant you do without weavons/attachments?? etc, I was standing beside a gurl this afternoon talking to her, OBOY NA SO SHE BEGIN DEY ROTATE OO, she tot i was admiring her, not knowing I WAS BUSY PITYING HER, FOR THE HEAVY CANOPY SHE WORE ON HER HEAD. embarassed angry angry.

I knw it partly reflects beauty on u, but the OVERLOAD IS BECOMING TOO MUCH, no wonder some of u dont think straight, sometimes u see some HITTING THEIR  HEAD **GBAM GBAM GBAM!** grin grin undecided undecided. No offence, just saying embarassed
Romance › Re: Why Do 99.8% Of Black Females In Africa Have Pot Belly? by tellwisdom: 1:59pm On Oct 21, 2011
smiley smiley Bt as we no come dey like una pot belly nko??

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