₦airaland Forum

opeyemix:
#HOLY SHIT,i think this mumuni called temmi is suffering from incipient insanity.how could an undergraduate woke up one morning and started blundering her mouth through all what her teachers and lecturers have been teaching her since she started schooling?

i guess all the years she has spent schooling are wasted,includin all the school fees.what a pity............I WONDER WHEN ""RENDEZVOUS(PLACE,LOCATION) THEY GET FACE""
I WONDER HOW SOMETHING GO THEY ""EXCRUCIATINGLY IMPORTANT''"

#oyinbo oshi
#oyinbo iranu
#oyinbo ofooo

another lowlife??get a life!stop seeking my attention..get someone to Interprete words for you,if for real,your grey matter could hardly decipher simple words. You expect me to paddle words with a mediocre like you??you could hardly compose a sentence without being blunderous??
You're indeed one of the many .retarded Nigerian youths FG talked about,a sore to Nigeria and humanity at large.Do you have comprehension issues,are you mentally .crippled or you're a 'plus one' to Nigeria's problem??
Insolent Twerp!
You sure would'nt get my attention again!
Pathetic waif and stray.

mkbadeniyi:
abi nah, dem go just dey make person ponder if no b say person don waste hin parents money for sec schl... Bill gates, Dangote, Folorunsho Alakija, Ben Murray Bruce and the likes are not products of 1st class, neither do they use serious lexicons to express simple ideas. Yinmu o... Them sabi English, dem no write TOEFL or get 100 in UTME UOE. Mtcheew.

you really need to read a succint article on 'individual differences' sir,it's excruciatingly important...besides,why the inferiority complex?did anyone ever tell you grammatical sagacity is a function of knowledge or proportional to wealth.??stop intimidating yourself man,you're way bigger than that.

Donabydeco:
Okay..Anyway Can you plz Drop me ur FB handle or PM Me,wish to ask u some or two INFO..
Thnks!!

Are you an engineering router?I Think I'ld be most relevant there..

Donabydeco:
*smiles* Ar you Aspirant or undergraduate?

the latter..

Yungmilio2:
ur english too much o - just

The iconic youngmilio2 doing wonders in the lives of the prospectives since time immemorial,plaudits bro!

Donabydeco:
Lwkmd..This temmy wan scatter UIL Putme Cbt Exam ni o. Anyway can will be friends temmy?

UIL Post-ume??*smiles* I belong to everybody and I belong to nobody sir,thus,by default,we are friends

dpacificheraclx:
C'mon ayyy, chill..... How can you call some one an ill nurtured undergraduate... Are you a graduate yourself? Even if you are does it mean you should treat others with contempt and rain abuse and insults on them all because you've got an awkwardly nice command of Grammar that is synonymous to Patrick Obahiagbon's own .... Abeg be #Pacific, take it easy cux A lion takes it easy before it devours a prey

I'm not a graduate bro,but he really just deserved such..apportioning madness to everyone here because it's a faceless rendezvous leaves more to be desired.Nonetheless sir,I Appreciate your caution but you Misinterpreted 'ill-nurtured' contextextually.Read the post again,but now,meticulously .BTW,Is NL Now a sexist Forum??

mkbadeniyi:
Temmi001 just dey blow grama sha.... I was expecting somtin like linguistics and the likes, life no hard reach all those grama u pour 4 ground now. I pray we all smile @ the very end sha. Almost everybody has been displaying his/her level of madness since.the race is not for the swift o, getting 82 doesn't guarantee your admission, nah naija we dey.... Quote me o.

what an ill-nurtured orientation coming from an undergraduate in-no-far-time.

khassy:
dafuq you just quoted me and it's imminent I do d same
LAST BULLET I don't do e-war with femmes if not ehn....

CHOP CUCUMBER

if not,you'll chop off my head?smh

rkarang:
To my dear aspirants!

Dunno if you've heard of "two out of five rule"? This simply implies that you should be careful in choosing your answer. One correct answer plus another that looks correct.

Out of the five options, the examiner will make one option to pose as if it's the right answer. It will be very close in meaning/fact to the right answer.

Therefore, you should carefully review your options before selecting.

Furthermore, option A is "most often" a threat. It will look obvious- as if it's the right answer. Painstakingly check other options before you decide to choose em.

Then, make sure you pay attention to quantifiers... Such as: all, except, likely, some, only, probably, etc.

Remember to study "parallelism" too (for ENG questions).

thanks alot sire,keep helping souls as though they were yours.a.

ayokunlei:
Lol. But you sabi English oo
Which department you dey na? Last 2years na Alhassan, last year Esteing. I guess you are a Lawyer fa

lol,stop the mockery or teasing sir..
Law??no sir!!
Chemical engineering major

khassy:
I still DGAFF so

then swerve and eschew quoting me

khassy:
GUESS WAH











IDGAF what you think Bae

would love to see your comment after the post ume
and dafuq who said this was about pages... this about old time buddies chilling out and having fun and if you ain't satisfied with that... hit the unfollow button and quit the bitching Ms Grammarian cus it's utterly useless and of no point since we ain't goon take instructions from nobody ma'am


dafuq I jus mentioned my nigga;P

With due respect bro,are you sure you're receiving any formal education as i type?isn't ur show of immaturity a misalignment with the institution's maxim,'probitas doctrina'?If your reply is in the affirmativ,then i'ld convincingly say without sounding defensive that you are just one of the academic ragamuffins without ethical responsibility. wouldn't it be sensible if u just read,criticized and inferred without passing some insults?Alas,you fell amongst the juvenile delinquent.going by the 'silence is golden' catchphrase,you would have made some sense if you just read and jumped-pass.if you tag communication as grammar,then i'm scared you'll be having language issues.
In response to you hearing from me after the much anticipated post-utme exams,then i'ld advise you shove pride off you

ayokunlei:
Thanks for the contribution Miss.

You should be the 2nd 'Legal Eagle' I guess.

lol,contrary to your opinion sir,i'm most certainly not

good-day fellow nairalanders. going by common sense,i think it's totally absurd,uncalled for and rather a show of possession,the discussion of issues that are utterly irrelevant to the supposed aspirants.Literally,it Would do some good to realise that,aspirants are a group of people who long to spend some agreed years Within the confines of the academic enclave,thus,the naiveity of most of them is rather undefined.They're eager to know the modus operandi therein,even if its obvious,with time,they'll get acquainted with campus happenings,save for a few of them ,who have perhaps being around the citadel.don't you think discussing campus happpenings may directly or inirectly spur their looming exams?this is psycholgical.Discussing exams perfomance is just a monumental time wastage,and an aberration from the purpose of the thread.No doubt,the aspirants have played a crucial role in the status quo,the stalites ought to be issue-based.as regard ,the crave for page number,i!ll say it's just some infantile tantrums,utter fiddlestick and an act of juvenile delinquency,which I Wouldnt want to believe,because i assume everyone here is an adult....
To the aspirants,I opine you just take solace in the chinese apophtegm,'softly softly catchee monkey'...
Constructive and well-mannered criticisms are welcome otherwise would be humbly ignored.
Thank you.

Ubijus1:
it's actually 3.0 cgpa not 3.5

gooday bro,plx help me with the past Questions,I've been clamoring for it since last month..plz,help me with it...
Badmosy@gmail.com....tanx alot

freedom96:
Have u applied for this 2015/16 NNPC Scholarship also?

yh

Ubijus1:
No sir, I don't think it will ffect your application negatively.

plz Help me With d Psst Questions sire....
Badmosy@gmail.com

Good afternoon,plz I'll appreciate if any1 could kindly forward the chevron past questions to my mail..
Badmosy@gmail.com. . .tanx as u 4ward it

Kingdomdaughter:
If u r in need of past questions kindly quote me and send ur emails to me be4 7pm today. It‘s free only for today cos d data i bought wil expire today, n i dnt want it to waste, instead let me help u people. Anytime after 7pm wil attract #1000 payment.
Tnks

pls send it to Badmosy@gmail.com

olu4life:
Wooooow!!!! Dats my Alma Mata... Always Leading... Ilorin na just hype

Thanks dear for d alert

look at this One oo,'Ilorin na just hype' because ur school won the NAIRALAND Interschool debate Quaters?lol!is this a competition??to start with How many Unilorites even know there's anything like this??we're just too Occupied for stuffs like dz...when guys are seriously preparing for exams??''NAIRALAND'' debate??lol!
When Unilorin is busy crowing various Inter-UNIVERSITY quiz contest,you're talking of one behind-closed-doors online and not-even-renowned debate!plz jawe!
#iLoveThermo!

Inter-school Debate??when I'm yet to cover Engr'g Thermodynamics??heck,exams are just around the corner here in Unilorin,little wonder why there are just a few of unilorin cheerleaders here!
Anyway,NEYOOR,nice job..even in the presence of a constraint,time[t(secs)],you still carved out some little time to make us proud.
To all the critics in here,a call for constructive criticisms is utterly infallible at this juncture!Rather than analyzing the subject matter based on institutional bigotry or fraternal jingoism,let's present an as-it-ought-be analysis..
#TeamUnilorin

Izy41:
sent

thanks a bunch!I Appreciate

klexycole:
Hi Temmi001,

All The Past Questions Shared Here Aint Official,They Are Not Supplied By The School.Please Don't Rely Completely On Them!Don't Put All Your Eggs In One Basket.You CAN Only Use Them In Your Preparations And To Know How It Looks Like.

My Advice To You Is To Read Wide!PLEASE, Focus On English And Current Affairs If You're A Management Student.Know Whats Going On In Africa,Nigeria,Kwara And UNILORIN In Particular.You Can Add Me Up On WhatsApp So As To Share You Some Questions...0 7 0 3 8 3 5 3 4 8 7.Hope This Helps?

sure it does..although,aint the one applying,just want to assist some friends.Nonetheless,I Appreciate ur effort

Izy41:
Whats ur email address?

Badmosy@gmail.com. . . .i'll be expecting it,tanx alot

Temmi001:
Morning guys,pls I need u guys to help me with the post ume past questions,I have friends who want to write the post ume and av been on my neck for the Past questions..I'll seriously appreciate u guys assistance...thanks

nobody to assist?

Morning guys,pls I need u guys to help me with the post ume past questions,I have friends who want to write the post ume and av been on my neck for the Past questions..I'll seriously appreciate u guys assistance...thanks

boldan:
I am hearing from the Op probably for the first time that chemical/petroleum engr seems to be more needed than mech/elect engr. Please try and find out because even in the oil companies that I know, you find more mech/elect engr than chem/petroleum engrs.

lol,all this Chem. Engr. Haters sha!
U'd better wake up,MECH. Is never an option,automation is taking over!with the advent Of mechatronics engr'g,U guys are gradually becoming a waste!
As regards Employment opportunities,Chem. Engr still stands at the fore-front in Engineering!Engineering firms can't just do without process Design!nw Chem engr. Hold this!

ALKARULEZZ:
1. Economics/Accounting/Finance

Accounting is actually the language of business. I’ll
say that Accounting is the pillar while Economics is
the post of every business venture. While
Accounting is the measurement, processing and
communication of financial information about
economic entities, Economics is the social science
that studies production, distribution, exchange and
consumption of goods and services, and the private
and public choices concerning the allocation of
scarce means and resources.

Every new day, new companies, business ventures
and firms are established in Nigeria, and none of
them can survive without good accounting, economic and financial administration and
management. Even though the demand is high, the overpowering population of graduates and professionals in this area make it look like its not so. If you employ some of the best means and strategies of job search, combined with good professional skills, you’ll definitely find ample opportunities and even stand chances of making choices.

Note:- You have to be a certified Mathematician for
you to be able to cope with Economics (even
Engineering students dey fear them).

lol!u mean 'even Engr'g students they Fear them'?keep raising ur Hopes!
In as much as Campus life is concerned,u guys are nva reckoned with neither can u get the rep Engine,law and Medical students get

Maczeelly:
Gjkk

hjjhfyfyhf:
Ok

Maczeelly:
Gjkk

get a life guys..

Op,BOWEN 'University' or Bowen Int'l Nursery and Primary school?

korel9:
@ Temmi001 I see you

Violence when the voting hasn't even begun?

yesso!ionno when Our youths would come bk to their senses..