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So, that's how I couldn't Secure a plot of land at ''300th page Avenue?'' who'ld sell his, and replace it with my moniker?
Reverse Engineering comes to mind

BoiGrammz:
Obituarty



PLEASE LETS PAY OUR LAST RESPECT TO KHASSY WHO DIED TOMORROW IN A FATAL GARRI DRINKING ACCIDENT.. HE WAS LOVED BY MANY BUT HIS GRAVE LOVES HIM THE MOST

HIS BURIAL COMES UP 23 SEPT 1994

HES SURVIVED BY TEMMI001 (WIFE )
YUNGMILIO2 (FATHER)
LEGITLAYO. (GIRLFRIEND)
AGENT9 ( LANDLORD)
AND NUMEROUS KIDS..

MAY HIS SOUL CONTINUE TO REST IN COMMON SENSE.. AMEN..

REFRESH!ENT IS AVAILABLE AFTER THE BURIAL AT HIS FAMILY HOUSE IN GOODIES BEER PALOUR, NASARAWA STATE, NIGERIA.





*SOBS*

do you know you just allowed me to hit my Head against the wall due to excessive laughter?

Elder Alhassan1, could you please send me a PM?

Alhasan1:
. To whom it may concern: The vice- chancellor, Professor Abdulganiy Ambali once said on the occasion organised by the Centre for Peace and Strategic studies(CPSS) headed by Dr. Mahfouz Adebola Adedimeji, that, "There is no doubt that we live in a world of conflicts. In fact to say that conflict is synonymous with human existence is to say the obvious as demonstrated by the conflict between the sons of Adam, which led to Cain killing Abel......." I used this quote by the VC to appeal to anybody who bears any grudge against someone on this TRIBUNE to please let the sleeping dog lie. We are bound to be offended, but dwelling on it is incongruous. This TRIBUNE should be used to create sense of belonging not anything that projects someone as being splenetic, cantakerous, belligerent or grouchy. This piece is not meant to seek attention, but rather to create tranquility and seredaticality. And don't forget that a BBC Listeners' Proverb has it that, "A wound given by a word is many times harder to cure than that which is given by the sword." So, anything said to abuse is always unforgettable. **"""**""""Temmi001, I'm waiting for d number"***"""""" Stay blessed!

haryormeekun:
Thank you ma,i'm only following your footsteps ma

keep flattering with your Mas. Anyway ma, how are you doung ma!

haryormeekun:
the fact that you want to study law doesn't mean you should engage people in senseless talks,what should i have done?insult him for calling me a LovePeddler and a bitch when i know i'm not.There are ways to shut people up without involving them in a war of words.

This is my definition of, ''a babe with class.'' keep it up.

GideonG:
OMG! Now I feel like looking straight into yah sexy eyez, holdin yah hand and place a kiss on it! You rock, honey. U re d bomb!

Shey you want the both of us to face Tanke ryt?

haryormeekun:
i know ma.

wao! I'm impressed

haryormeekun:
he's looking for a fight ni and maryam can't fight

You just told us your real name.

IDGAF:
Read ur post ytday where u said HTML,CSS,PHP,Javascript are not programming Languages,that they are the ABC's of............

Bro,so is it python that is a prog language? Don't say that.You are passing a wrong msg.Am sure ur point is those languages are 2 easy 4 u.

Anyway,It all depends on what u what 2 achieve or specify into,HTML,CSS,PHP,Javascript/Jquery.They are the programming languages of the web,if that's not ur area,it's someone else's.It's mine btw.

C,C++,Python,Java etc.These are 4 apps and games.

There are over a hundred programming languages,all 4 various fields.The fact that it's not urs,and it's not as complicated as urs,does not mean it's not a Language.

I av been making dynamic web pages 4 over a year now,this is where I make my money from.

Though I applaud the fact that u are into a gud field that experiences a great boom in terms of money.Keep the hardwork up.

I think you Misinterpreted Him. For sure, HTML, CSS, Javascript are scripting languages. If you want to be sincere with yourself, you'ld agree with me HTML is something a programmer can learn in 12hours.

GideonG:
That's brilliant! We kind of think a like.

hmmmmmm...It's just a common way programmers do think. Have you watched this movie titled, ''Silicon Valley,'' and another one tagged ''the social Network?''

gentleman100:
I understand your view but, Do you know Gates and co never had it in mind to be these rich? Everyone of them was thinking about how to impact life positively and be happy, now they are making dolls with pleasure not stress. As for me, all I want is to be happy and comfortable. Anyways, when I was in Rep du Benin, I used to think like this. Life is all about choice and experience makes choices more vivid.

MsTIQ:
No, not pharmacy BT I take a liking to the 'Profession'.

gentleman100:
I understand your view but, Do you know Gates and co never had it in mind to be these rich? Everyone of them was thinking about how to impact life positively and be happy, now they are making dolls with pleasure not stress. As for me, all I want is to be happy and comfortable. Anyways, when I was in Rep du Benin, I used to think like this. Life is all about choice and experience makes choices more vivid.

I Know. I wasn't laying emphasis on riches. Riches are just an encapsulation of the entire success story. You would agree no less that being happy, doing what you wish to do at any given point might not be fully actualized if you have One very person who who computes your mothly pay. You'ld need to keep satisfying him through your life without getting to where He is, since he gave you the job. Isn't this Brain-drain?
Disclaimer: This post doesn't intend to trivialize paid-emloyment, rather, it lays emphasis on self employment, most especially, for those interested in Tech-ENT.

MsTIQ:
"Make Ur Passion Your Profession, and U'd surely not regret that Decision"... Make I dey pack my bags small small, College go soon call... s/o to All Stalites and to all aspirants as well: And Goodluck in Ur Admission-wait! Non eris si tunc non! Pacem

Hi! I Assumed you're in pharmacy.

Alhasan1:
@Temmi001. It is a great pleasure tonight writing to you. How are you doing? I read your post concerning your views as far as academic is concerned. The last time I asked you to forward me your contact before I left school, you ignored it thinking that I am a suave who is full of shenanigan which could make him to considered someone of inconsequential bravado. No! I just feel enthralled reading your contributions any time I come on board as I do comment and /or call at the education section catch-as-catch-can. what always make me impressed is your grammatical prowess which is always syntactically impressive. Now, as I quoted a quote the other time by IBB that says, "Don't fight your seniors because elders are not to be insulted; don't trade insult with your juniors because they don't have the experience you possess. And don't fight your mates because there are many places for you to meet with them." It is in the light of the above quote by Babangida using the last clause that I see you as someone that if you are met with, One would gain what life requires. A Chinese saying has it that, "Discussing with an experienced person is worth more than ten years of education." So, I believe that knowing you as regards academic issue is concerned will be of great benefits. I now beg ur pardon that you should forward your contact to this number of mine---08091331486----- You are an iridescent non-language student who write like a language student. A Yoruba saying has it that, if an initiate greets his colleague , it is required that he is recognised. I use this this medium to congratulate those who wrote the just concluded post ume examinations. I wish you good luck. By the time the list is released, you shall have a good cause to thank the Almighty God. It greet my friends biogramms, and co. It's Alhassan, thanks.

I'm sorry my erudite scholar. I'ld forward my whatsapp number to you sir. Or is that your whatsapp digit, so I'ld just add up.

gentleman100:
although, it's good to aim high, but not everybody can own a company, there are other gates behind bill gates, mikes behind adenuga, alikos behind dangote. if everybody wants to be as ambitious,rich and famous as them, who will become policemen, soldiers, who will work in government sectors?. Life is all about choice, even in heavenly places, angels have ranks.

but sir, what If I choose to work assiduosly hard, and aim as high as Gates? What if I refuse to work over-ambitously. The reason for social stratification is the variation in mentality. Why some people find it cool to say, 'my boss is blah blah', a few, very few, I mean Infinitesimally few others find it disgusting and an act of mediocrity. These few others turn out to be the Ones on Forbes World's Billionaire's list

GideonG:
You are absolutely right! Entreprenuership is my thing and tech billionaires are my role models. I was also a college dropout 4 several years and developed so many ventures that might hav blown me in so many instances. I am suppose to be famous tech millionaire or crude oil wealthy dude by now but God said no, I had to face adversity. I didn't drop out deliberately it was an unavoidable challenge that has to do wit 4 of my prerequisites in 2008, 300l then, but it's all good no experience is a waste and no knowledge is a waste. It's a long story but what didn't kill me made me stronger.

''when you dine with men, you'll think like a man.'' -(TEMI,2015)

LEGITLAYO:
All these oil company aspirants sef .
Make una cross one bridge before talking about the other.
When you get to school, I'm sure your ideology will change

Thank you. The ideology should be, ''I want to employ people in an oil firm.'' not the ''how much does shell pay graduate entry Chemical engineers.''

GideonG:
That's a really good course, my friend and flat mate studied the course when I was in ATBU. He now works with Shell and earn N1.5million per month. He graduated with 2.1 in an institution where getting 3.0 as a cgpa is very difficult. Then I was in Petroleum Engineering and we used to go to PH every year to visit all the oil companies and it's there that I know that Chemical Engineering has a good prospect because at Ph refinery, we met top engineers that accepted us and gave us to lectures were all chemical engineers. Though were we went was the down stream sector, Petroleum engineers are always in the upstream. Ur course is a good one.

lesson: Never look down on an aspirant, some might just be taking a second degree or something. But sir, a chemical Engineer could also work upstream, talking of oil exploration and others. About settling down for jobs and all that, I believe so well as a tech-guy, u're not into more of such Ideologies. You'd always be like, ''why are the greatest people in the world college drop-outs?'' lol. Abi I lie? Hope you know Bonky is also a college Drop-out?

Yungmilio2:
hmmm bae
* pours hot soup on my head *
don't even know what to say
i never said i was in a specific LEVEL - only said i will be graduating very very soon
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as a csc student most of what we are taught are outdated and just d basics - u have to upgrade urself
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about the tutorials
we shall talk about that later - not here
( i don't want dygeasy n wheesin to spoil show )
btw -- u stay off K or?

with respect to Self-development, It's a normal thing if you don't want to be like others. I've always watched videos of tech-entrepreneurs around the world; the likes of Larry page, Larry Ellison, Sergey Brin, Elon Musk, Bill gates, Mack Zuckerberg, Juan Khoum, Sean parker, Eduardo Saverin, Brian Acton, Robin Li, our Very own Mike Adenuga, but a few to mention; something is comon between these guys, they mostly developed themselves.It saddens me each time I have to realise females are nowhere to be Found among these tech-guys. Females are known to 'cram, pour, and exit all what they've read blindly, thus, they can hardly be at the forefront of Tech-Entrepreneurship.
As per the tutorials, was just kidding sir. I'm a self-tutored programming student. Thanks to Bonky for his helpful videos and some Other pdf materials.
I Live offk anyway

haryormeekun:
so yungmilio2 is a 400lvl student.He's so humble one would think he just crossed to 200lvl,hehehe,i admire all of una o

He's not a 400lvl student ma, He's a '400lvl-computer-science-guru-programming-student.' you might just be sued for defamation of character you know.

haryormeekun:
good evening ma,i applied for law,awaiting the admission list like others

wao. Cool. I pray you're admitted ma

Babsbakr:
Please any english language student in the house?

perhaps No sir, but there are crazy programming Language students in the house. E.g., Yungmilio2, GideonG, etc.

Yungmilio2:
okay - thanks man
btw m still a novice in terms of programming

sorry sire, but I just had to quote you. I Love cases, where people who have the technical know-how of something, decide to just keep calm, when they see others discuss it. My unshakeable respect goes out to you sir. A 400LEVEL CSC Student, saying he's a newbie in coding. Keep 'coding' for us. When we know well CSC Guys, have no other work than to code away their minds. Lie again, and I'ld humbly request Khassy's thunder service.
Ehnehn, when did you even say I should come and begin to learn how to code?

haryormeekun:
i always thought you were a guy until someone referred to you as 'miss'.i salute and respect you o madam

lol, good evening Miss. How are you? What course did you apply for/are you studying/did you study?

ayokunlei:
temmi001 - I congratulated your Brother for performing well in His post utme exam, you didnt reply back. From my observation, seems have wronged you ... Sorry if I have.
Kinfunfun22 , there can never be a perfect being Bro... How have you been?

Of course not Mr. AYOKUNLEI. It's just that, I've been busy, I mean, immensely busy with school work and some other things these days. If you're observant, you'll notice my reply these days have been as short as possible. Pardon me sire.

DharmyYinks:
Rugged in terms of academics or....??

when I say ruggedity, I mean both Mental and physical ruggedity. Physical ruggedity doesn't necessarily imply fighting and breaking bottles mind you.

GideonG:
Lol I'm not a guru either, passion drives me to learn everyday. We are still learning though. Had it been I was a guru I would have no option than to come to school with a Bently or Ferrari so we can just take a ride lol... That your working environment is kindof alien to me. What are u studying?

chemical Engineering

GideonG:
You mean C++?

Definitely, Cpp as in 'cee-plus-plus.' that's the alternative name.

DharmyYinks:
Wat do u mean by dat

I meant; you need Be rugged!

GideonG:
Wow! You guys have gone far, you must be a guru. It's always good to work with a team. Bravo! The sky is ur starting point.

guru?that's the Last thing you'll call me now. I'm just working so hard to become a guru like you sire. *winks*

DharmyYinks:
I heard we gonna do programming in elect engr?


Guess u guys will teach me??

Definitely. I'll advise you familiarize yourself with cpp. That brings you closer to hardward, like, embedded systems et al.

GideonG:
I have two android apps on the google play store and some couple of unpublished apps in the making, I use Java programming language to develop Android apps, and My darling Python programming language to develop web applications using web2py python frameworks, though I think I will try my hands in Django python framework. My favourite languages are Java and Python but PHP was my 1st ever language, I learnt programming in PHP but no longer does it, I've moved on. Forget HTML, CSS and Javascripts these are very necessary technologies that are not programming languages but are like ABCD of the ish! Com'on I like likeminds like you, what are you tranna study in the most competitive Uni in Africa? Or are u a starlite? I think my category is to be called an application developer.

Here he is! I'm really working down assiduously, alongside with some colleagues, to build an Math photowork app. Although, this would require some crazy knowledge in AI. We believe Rome wasn't build in a day.

Reekado:
Je adore cette dame elle est une perle rare.I espère vous voir un jour Temmi

But yo know so well you're yet to teach me French. Why then get me discombobulated?