₦airaland Forum

jessiecah:
Cool..frank my nigga

Hmmmnnn....frank ur nigga

prettyjo:
hmmm

Hmmmnnn.......................................................

Qaisar1:
The guy mouth dey bleed

*Clears throat, hmm hun*

I was there, if you weren't, this is what really happened:

The bride's ex showed up in the scene, fought the groom. He managed to present a well angled-uppercut to the chin of the victim (Groom). It could have been worse we (congregation) had to drag out the embittered ex for the wielding to proceed. Hence, the bride's mood too.
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BTW, why people dey always type "Ishilove"?

Who asked if you were there?

lalasticlala:
Pix description:

1***No antenatal, no medical check ups…..
Lunatic mother chewing on some bread after delivery

2***, The baby after she was cleaned up by Good Samaritans

3*** Brothers Keeper: Neigbhours help clean up the baby girl

4. Good Samaritans clean the baby up




http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/03/21/lunatic-gives-birth-to-bouncing-baby-girl/

Where and when is the naming?

Pinkiedearie:
..I will return it when I'm back from france..

You took it dat far?.......

kestolove95:
Dix yoruba people self, mtseeew

Dats how far you can reason...I understand your brain limit...do somtin to it fast

Pinkiedearie:
Drug dealers ehn!.they always beg for charger!

Buh you haven't returned my charger nah

henryskywalker2003:
I have already told you my method which is using DAZ activator.

Ow do I go about dat pls...I nid d link

Am in for d fifa 15 too........really nid it

Tried the both but to no avail.....they once worked on my pc but it showd d not genuine tin again and wen I tried the both solution,dey no longer work

Send d pin to me lemme confirm it

drbunmi:
something about wizkid keeps taking my mind to Micheal Jackson looks as a kiddo see any resemblance?

I knew it...u av refused to see your optician

icebebe:
happy birthday to me

Hmmmmnnnnn...tell me today isn't ur birthday

icebebe:
First bottle is lik a perfume bottle,n I really like d way it is, d last one is d one I knw all ma life, but d 3rd one mmmmmm like a woman shape

How old are yu?

Ithee:
Would you kiss this man or go on a month excursion to the nigerian kirikiri?

Goin on Excursion isn't bin jailed....I'll rada go on excursion to kirikiri to inform u dat I dint kiss him

merit12:
Na wa for the op sha



Spoiling the boys abi




Na. Wa oh





If na me,I nor go follow you swim I tell you say I'm allergic to water or I have phobia for water


Your yansha well well,you wan gbaga (run)
As I dey come out for water ..........thinking. Say na dat witch when dey worry you,or the one you dey see for your dream abi?

So that 2 of us follow go
Only you waka cm oh


The hide and seek is left for you to find out.


..........Or............


You after waking up one morning you see my orginal face ,u go gbaga(run)....then neigbour run follow u carry you go yaba left
Thinking it madness(for my mind mission accomplished)




Lol



Are you black ?op

E b lyk say u self no fyn

K

mirexxx:
you miss road?

You wan show me road?

mirexxx:
k

Show off

cokacoola:
I dropped my passagers at in a village in delta and i desideded go go to their river and wash my keke, When i got to the river.
i meet no one expect one pretty girl beffing in the middle of the rivers. When she see me she shoke curse i sew her half naked
she came out to near me and told me baldly that since i has sew her nakediness that i mast do it with her, as a guyman i acespt and she told me go prosmise to tell i wont tell anybody and i did
we did it at the bank of the river like tens times before she went home
my problem now is that even sine than am not been my self, i now laugf when am alone from no reasom, and also dream when am in the rivar with planty girls. Plasea i need spiritual advice

Did you murder your english teacher?

mirexxx:
you have no idea!
now go back 2 minding your business
it helps

*(temmy laffs)*

ghost1718:
i and my phone have nothing to comment here because i and my phone have no girlfriend

My fone and I.....and not "I and my fone"

aristocrazzy:
Very useless man. He no go reward pesin of hin hard work.

E be lyk say d tin dey pain u o

TrishaP:
You feed them with fresh meat?

Taught I was d onli one dat noticed dat......chai,ones children arnt safe wit dat dog at home

Hmmm...are u kidding me

world1:
Which of these do you love most?

1. Garri, sugar & Groundnut
2. Garri, sugar & Kuli kuli
3. Garri, sugar & Eja-dindin
4. Garri, sugar & Milk
5. Garri, salt & sugar
6. Garri, peanut & sugar
7. Garri, sugar & biscuit
8. Garri, salt & Eja sawa
9. Garri & ponmo-alata
10.Garri,& sugar, robo elegusi or alata
11.Garri & moimoi/ewa
12.Garri & Groundnut
13.Garri & Water
14.Garri & Eran dinidin
15.Garri & Coconut
16.Garri & Groundnut without Sugar
17.Garrison & Chin Chin
NO FORMING ooooo.
Dis is for ♍ƹ .....

Garri and water only.......

baibijay:
If You don't wanna be quoted don't quote me
Wherever you are just park well.

Dont mind me too. Just teasing

Naughty you........I will quote and re-quote you......

baibijay:
If You don't wanna be quoted don't quote me
Wherever you are just park well.

Dont mind me too. Just teasing

Naughty you........I will quote and re-quote you......

baibijay:
Park well and Mind yours too

Do u av to quote me?....last tym I checked,I wasn't in a garage...........dnt mind me,just teasin you...

baibijay:
Your boo gave birth to twin for one person we don't know and you are dancing shoki

Mind your buisness

elantraceey:
The bribe seems reluctant .

You know why?.......because the photographer is the real groom..

JoeCutie:


God catch you.

JoeCutie:


God catch you.

JoeCutie:


God catch you.

Yinmu

JoeCutie:
I did it wella. Up until a very reasonable age. Then, life was much more simple, transparent and fun.

Last Christmas, we were having a family get-together and all our extended families came around. I wanted to enter the bathroom to have my bathe when I noticed that someone was there. After further inquiry, I found out it was my cousin's 5 year old daughter. Chai! Thank God, I didn't slap her, but I would have. I pushed her, her soap, water, towel and everything outside. Do you know what she did? She started running around looking for how to cover her unclothedness. Omg! I was ashamed of this present generation. 5year old?!

Taught you were about sayin you still did it last christmas....