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[quote author=EggovinMma post=36077631]I need to educate you.
Banning some very vital household electronics is sheer ignorance!
You are just fooling yourself, seriously! [/quote

I aff hear u ma......I will neva in my life and life to com tink of eva not havin electronics like dat in home.....(Runs to market to buy electronics)

lovaleenny:
Please shut it...u don't know me neither do u know how I run my home

Nawa o.....see wetin play don turn to o......dis lady no mind breaking my head o.......abeg no vex

EggovinMma:
I no go fit marry village man oooooo.
No washing machine ke, maybe after working my ass, s off I go kon cook clean wash.
See, no be , out o, I no go fit marry man wey stupid reach like that O.There can be no peace in that house o, I will make sure of that.Dem neva born that husband well.


My mother's waist pain till date is partly because of this very numerous domestic chorechores.She go go her chop, market, sweep, clean, wash, carry water dey fill up gallons amd big bowls, still fuccck marathon untop the whole stress, still dey lactate join.

I no fit marry man wey go suffer me o.Even as a single girl, I have a good washing machine.

You aff indeed finish me.....

EggovinMma:
What's the essence of washing clothes when washing machine is affordable?

Hmmmnnn.......chai,see wat oyinbo has cause o......I say no to washing machine

badaoyeyemi:
iffa punch u ehhnn

Wat if I dodge d punch plus force u to watch d plates

badaoyeyemi:
iffa punch u ehhnn

lovaleenny:
Mopping,sweeping and cleaning the louvers...the 1st two hurts my back while the last one injures my hands

With all these mentioned it shows u dnt like any chores.....just dey sleep dey wake dey chop.......iffa marry u for house nko

EggovinMma:
Washing clothes. Hate that!

See housewife o

badaoyeyemi:
washing plates especially okro soup plates or pot

And I ate okra soup last night.....kindly help me with d dishes

Johnakwehblog:
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Hmmmnn

Temmytea70@yahoo.com

Jamzig1:
Thanks bro..It was actually my roommate who killed it

Go and give OYEWOLE..........better still,take it to COLFHEC and giv it to any NUD student...they know wat to do wit it

@SMHART1......where do I know u?..........

oluwasunshine:
It can never be as good sa ibadan own.

Ibadan girls placing "s" before "a".......

Bonapart:
Nff need overhauling It's high time we higher a foreign coach

Did u murder your english teacher?

Amusaopeyemi:
Yep. I've got like 2copies here.

Are u kiddin me?.......where r u at and ow can I get it?

sinizia:
Ògbójú Ọdẹ nínú Igbó Irúnmalẹ̀,by Fagunwa. First novel written in Yorùbá & one of the first in indigenous African language
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King Duke IX of Calabar,(1895). wore 2 crowns,to show that he was crowned by the British as well as the Efik people
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Emir of Katsina barefooted outside an hotel in Liverpool with his son and brother, 1931. Known to have brought development to his people
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Nigerians who raised money for England to buy weapons in WWII were given Kill Hitler Certificates'41,Credit:Bee News
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King Sunny Ade and FELA at an Airport in the 1970s. Sunny Ade: "Fela is a legion onto his own,a master of his music"
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T. Balewa's mother, shortly after the confirmation of the death of her son(Prime Minister) 1966. Credit:TJ Bello/NNP
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In 1964, Malcolm X visited Nigeria where he was given the name ‘Omowale' meaning “The child has returned home"
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Actor, Pete Edochie on Ojukwu
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If you want us(North) to be part of this Nigeria you have in mind,then we want 50% of the membership of the Nat'l Assembly-Ahmadu Bello,1952

1895,King Koko of Nembe (now in Bayelsa) took 60 white men hostage.When the British refused his demands,more than 40 of those men were eaten

The "Naira" was coined from the word "Nigeria" by Chief Obafemi Awolowo when he was the serving as the Federal Commisioner of Finance

Onyeka Onwenu's first album "Endless Life" (released in 1982) was produced by Sunny Okosun
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Album sleeve of Arinze Ejiofor (Musician and Doctor), father to British-born Nigerian Actor Chiwetel Ejiofor
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The Typical African...his mind is far nearer to the animal world than that of the European or Asiatic...-Lord Lugard(1926)NG,Gov-Gen 1913-18

From being a Celebrity Hairdresser, Franca Afegbua became Nigeria's 1st elected Female Senator
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I rili love dat OGBOJU ODE NINU IGBO IRUMOLE......do u av d book for sale?

Booked

blackfase:
#itsonlyinnigeria....that we have to run at a zebra crossing

If I were u,I wud run o....to nigerians the zebra crossing is a mere tomtom advert o

Bawss1:
Busters? What the heck is that?

I wonder too o...when one talks too much,he'll end up saying gibberish.............busters...hahahhahahaha..lol

I don't know why people keep making this blunder even from people you wouldn't expect

Am looking for my atm

My atm dey my pocket

Use my atm to withdraw 5k


For emphasy sake,ATM=automated teller machine....
It is the card we use and not the machine....
Thanks

[quote author=paulsowande post=34795972][/quote]God bless u jawe.....am much more closer to st patrick at bashorun....

You guys shud answer we dat we r in ibadan nah...abi una wan chop d money alone

If you break back naw,u go dey say make pple gada money for u......but its non of my business......nice stunt

Behira:
I kinda hav doubts tho but lets see how dis pass the validity test.

Pls kindly let us know the efficacy when you finish your dosage

Dis pple wudnt encourage wild life reserve.....nawa o,the whites wudnt av killed the reptile

ifex370:
2 dozen pant




omor you de wear pant oo... you no de use pant play

I no dey use am play o...remove not d ancient landmark which thy fathers has kept

laidian:
Dear Temmy,

The Bureau acknowledged the receipt of your assets declaration under section 0(a) of nairaland constitution.

Pls scratch the recharge cards and forward the pins for further verification of the above assets.

Thanks.

That shouldn't be an issue nah...infact,you are not d onli one dat asked to veriify the pins........I av decided to share it amongst you all
For mtn :4521 .... .... (The oda pins av bin sent to anoda person)
Don't bother to thank me pls..what are friends for

Rumpelstiltskin:
@OP, is that all you've got? You call trousers and shirts assets? You need to work really hard bro!

However, in the spirit of transparency amd accountability, I will also like to declare my assets.

As at 09th June 2015, these are my assets;

1. A 6 bedroom duplex at Gana Street Maitama, Abuja valued at N1.8 billion.

2. A 5 bedroom duplex at T.Y Danjuma Street, Asokoro, Abuja valued at N1 billion Naira.

3. A plot of land measuring 5,400 sqm2 at Jabi, Abuja valued at N358 million.

4. A shopping plaza of 80 shops at Adetokunbo Ademola Street Wuse II, Abuja valued at N3.7 billion naira.

5. A four bedroom bungalow at Iyaganku GRA, Ibadan, Oyo State valued at N80 million.

6. Five units of three bedroom flats at Bodija GRA, Ibadan valued at N350 million.

7. A land measuring 5 hectares at Akobo Ojurin area of Ibadan, Oyo State valued at N400 million.

8. A five bedroom duplex at Banana Island, Ikoyi Lagos valued at N5 billion.

9. A two story building inherited from my dad at Victoria Island, Lagos valued at N570 million.

10. A customized Rolls Royce Phantom valued at N100 million.

11. A Mercedez GL450 valued at N17 million.

12. A 2015 Audi Q5, 2014 Toyota Camry, 2015 Range Rover Evogue and a Toyota Prado Jeep all valued at N57 million.

13. GoldStraw Hotels (Wuse II, Abuja and Lekki, Lagos) valued at N7 billion.

14. GoldStraw Oil and Gas Ltd (Upstream and Downstream) valued at N93 billion.

15. Gold Straw Airlines (14 Boeing 747 aircrafts, 6 helicopters and 7 cargo planes) valued at N42 billion.

16. Gold Straw Construction Ltd valued at N45 billion.

17. Gold Straw Real Estate (Developers of GoldStraw Estate in Abuja, Lagos, Port Hacourt, Delta and Akwa Ibom) valued at N85 billion.

18. Other GoldStraw Group investments valued at N22 billion.

19. A 24-karat Gold Rolex Wristwatch valued at N24 million.

20. 8 million shares each in Zenith Bank, GTB, Access Bank, Conoil, Guiness, Nigerian Breweries and Forte Oil valued at N231 million.

21. A domiliciary account with name GoldStraw Group and balance of $15,436,244.14 at Zenith Bank PLC, Maitama Branch.

22. A current account with name GoldStraw Group and balance of N52,348,521,441.98 at GTB branch, Wuse II, Abuja.

23. Personal savings accounts with Zenith Bank, GTB, Ecobank and Union Bank with account name Rumpelstiltskin and total balance of N8,541,234,112.63

24. One carton of expired Kaduna weed supplied by Theophilus. The value of this is priceless.......Robbers beware!

25. Four Dobberman, Three alsatians, Two rotweillers and one local dog valued at N910,000


26. Two nairaland followers

27. 13 nairaland crushes

28. One gold plated English pistol valued at

29. A galaxy Note 4, Iphone 6 and Ipad 4 valued at N397,000.

........but no girlfriend.

You must be probed

anumide:
not funny

Forget ur problem and enjoy life

DECLARATION OF ASSETS
Since our President (Buhari) and his vice President
(Osinbajo)
declared their assets, I have also deemed it
imperative to declare
mine.
As a Buharist, I need to follow his leadership path in
order to
project a corruption free leadership and follower-
ship which
will eventually bore a corruption free nation.
The Declaration goes thus;
1. 3 pencil (pant trousers), 3 CARROT Jeans ( Size 45 )
and 1
chinos.
2. 5 Shirts + 4 polo shirts
3. 2 danshiki, 1 guinea + 1 ankara
4. 1 bathroom flipflop
5. 1 vasacci shoe, 2 akube slippers and 1sandal wit a
Jungle
booth
6. 1 red tie and 2 bow ties
8. 1 TECNO L6
9. 1 Binatone Standing fan
10. 1 Vita foam
11. 1 bag of pure water + 3 Bucket of
rainwater.
12. 2 Pairs of Corper Khaki
14. 4 pots, 1 kettle + 1 frying pan.
16. 1 lontor torchlite.
17. 1 Carpet and 1 rug
18. 200 MTN recharge card and 200 Airtel recharge
card too
19. #2000 @ Union Bank account +1000 in GTB
account
20. 1 bible
21. 2 bedsheets and 1pillow
22. SSCE certificates, BSC PHYSICS
23. 2 dozens of Underpant and 2 singlet
24. A gas cooker
25. 1 Girlfriend + 1 crush
Anything aside the above declared
asset is either a gift or jointly owned by me and
someone.
Thanks. Corper temmy