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SpaceGoat: stay of my crush !!!

Be fast about it then, or else!!

icebebe: Its a positive result,congrat babes,pple dey wey dey find am

Lyk Us.

Apatheist: The business ministry is growing.

Let's talk it out.

MISSYTOSIN: I nid a male virgin for ritual.

Here I am

Lanicky, could you please make me something to eat?

SpaceGoat: male guys stay of thread pleas tank.

Nope!! ama stay with you.

SpaceGoat: You finally found out a new male guy and youre afraid maybe he is in experience? this question is always ask by female girls everytime.
this thing call virgin is really bad but virgin male guys can be very trickish to spot. i will reveal their secret

1. You will see hole on his bedroom wall and on his bed
this is the ultimate numba one cue !! whenever you pay the next visit to youre boyfriend look at walls and bed in his bedroim if they have hole then he is virgin !! that is where he stick is thing inside evertime he is alone. run for you life!!

2 He will be suprise when you wear bra and pant
next time youre with you guy test him like this "wear bikimi and come to him" normal guy will say " why did you wear bra and paint ?? " virgin will say "aah you wear bra and pant" virgins dont recognise clues of sex hint

3.Fear of cockroach and lizard
is their one reason why virgin male guys has not get girl to have sex? Fear !! these will manifest in all their daily life. if lizard enter youre room and he ran that he cant kill it o this is a big virgin indication!!

4.you see many empty vasline
male guy virgin will always have vasline!! its their numba one asset, if you see vasline in his place ask him what it is fo?" he will normally say i use it to cream cos its good on skins !!! lie lie lie

5.His boxer will brown
scientis as found out virgin male guy dont take care of their prevate part because they know nobody is going to view it, these being why there boxer is always brown from dirty especially there boxer. ladies beware

these are the cues to note to no a virgin male guy. tank

Broz, Yhu're brilliantly crazy( joke)
How did you come by all these facts...
Leme just stop here.

MzMariah: No mind am

Am thirsty, thirsty.

lanicky: Harloos ao u dey

You've kept me waiting for long...

Xtarxhyne: lemme o...Goan meet Aunty charijee

Introduce me to her..

Xtarxhyne: hen?jeffereyjames?!!...dat uncle is wicked o...M nt dere o

* holding her hand, kneeling down*
Please let's go beg him... Maybe he'll yield.

Xtarxhyne: hen?jeffereyjames?!!...dat uncle is wicked o...M nt dere o

*hold her hand, kneeling down*
Please let's go beg him... Maybe he'll yield.

Xtarxhyne: kiloshele

it's brother JeffreyJamez oh
.He said I crossed my lane by entering into lanicky's inner room. He's threatening me with a GUN!

daveP: uve been warned,hw did u get in here?
He who passeth anoda way into the house,the same is a thief and a robber. So squareroot things shapali!!

Lol! Am prepared!!

Xtarxhyne: broda,u dn reach here

Lol!! I was about callin' you in here; to come to my aid.

lanicky: Let's go to d living room plsss..

Oh!!!!!
*walks out of the room, navigating my way through the lobby to
the lounge. Gets there, and wait why she comes

Xtarxhyne: wat

Being in the brozone!!

MzMariah:

Thank God, you're here.... Explain things to lanicky, oh!

Xtarxhyne: i'v brozond u..weda u lyk t or nt....sup bro

Lol! It's goin' to make it more intresting.

JeffreyJamez: *Pulls out Gun*

MOVE!!!!! "

*calls a friend outta*

Before MzMariah comes back let me see If I could do something.

[img]http://www.fotosearch.com/illustration/man-holding-gun.html[/img]

JeffreyJamez: *Pulls out Gun*

MOVE!!!!! "

*calls a friend outta*
[img]http://www.fotosearch.com/illustration/man-holding-gun.html[/img]

lanicky: *enters room*

*wipes face* I'm I seeing a ghost or what?

Ao did u enter my room?
Bro Jeffreyjames!! Jeffrey!! Jeff! *faints*

Lol! Yhu're seeing a real man I repeat, A real man..
Lanicky, I've been longing to meeting yhu.... TGOD! you're here...

kayjuu: Tempem...you love your life? Do what he says!

*shivering while my Eyes is brimming with tears*
Allow him do his worst, just wish MzMariah is here...

JeffreyJamez: Unglue yourself then!!!!!

Ah don't wanna go.

JeffreyJamez: Get out of that room!!!!! Fast!!!!!

You're jokin', bro. She has gotten me glued already.....

Let me see your pix

MzMariah: *Takes him to lanicky's personal room*

Hope you won't be too bored where? don't worry, lanicky will join you soon.

......cheers.

Gettin' bored already! hoping lanicky will come in time.
Don't stay long ohh!
*bye*

MzMariah: I don't know.

lolz take me to lanicky's personal room.....

Xtarxhyne: u want me 2 bro zone u?

!zlol Nope! just for that initial statement.

Xtarxhyne: hmmm k

If you reject having me as your bro; I won't hesistate having you as my sis... How 'bout that?

MzMariah: OK.

How do we go about that?

Xtarxhyne: wat

Nothin' I was only asking why you said "huh huh"?