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ziggy44: funny

Funny!!

GodMode: Say the full story.

Amebo's corner dey oh! care to join?

Good morning, everybody.

Xcrews: Now where's that babe that says you are broke??

Does she know the X-crew makes all things easy for those who are patroitic to them??

Now this is another one to keep you talking to that girl 247. Yes, I mean you can now CALL for FREE 247 on Etisalat. Anytime and anywhere to all Nigerian Networks.

Please doubt is allowed but the best will can convince you with is by putting a call through to you. So drop your number you want us to call you with. We may run out of talks but if you won't run out of listening then lets do this!!

All thanks to the X-crew teams ( Lagos )

please we also have a group on whatsapp...add and request your join @ 08164490691

I don't want to free call, just want to join the crew; what is it all about?

Heyaa!! God will do the Needful

Well!! let's keep on watchin'

Following

Am here to listen to what the wise one has to say

@Ibitomisitrust

following

Beennkumar: I'm pretty sure you were bored all day.

yeah! Nepa( as they are regularly being called) worsen the matter. later turn the gen on to watch the BET reshow… I finally landed on NL this Evening.

Beennkumar: Not at all. How was it for you?

Was indoor through-out.

Beennkumar: Hey tempem!

I dey fine, and you?

Not bad, bro... Hope today wasn't that stressful?

Beennkumar.
How y'dey?

kulkatty: ermmm not yet

Just don't play me out, after you must have figured out.

alabiyemmy: Stop there.

You're faster than I thought!
Let him/her bring it on... He/she would regret coming to NL.

IfyAngela:

babyBB: Guys pls I need ur sincere opinions

*picture yourself seeing me facially, saying this*
I swear! I swear!! I swear!!! It's possible!

Douglasdale: Another example of a confused Naija babe.
A chick came over to my place, went out to get some stuff for breakfast only for me to find her 'sleeping' on my bed already. As a fast guy I decided to makeout with her right their and then instead of boring ourselves with food.... After about 5mins of smooching kissing and grabbing some "things" and "things"... She is still forming 'sleep' but her breathing is laboured and her n**p*lls are hard as he'll". OSHEEE!!!!.......




Next thing she stands, dresses up and says she wants to go??
I madt!!! She insists, says I am taking advantage of her, that she hates me and won't ever want to have anything to do with me anymore.... Says she will scream. I begged, pet, shout, cajole use sweetmouth... KOOoKOOOOo. SHE NO GREE.
As a gentleman with a reputation to protect and three other friends with benefits... I let her go.

Only for the murrafucker to call me the next day and say she wants me to take her out.
Is she for REAL?

I never knew you were like this.
You just finished telling us how ladies have been treatin' you for some couple of months ago, and now you're here seeking for another answer.

Bro, Face your work, oh!

Airtel--- The air-will-tell how long it'll last... You are good at swallowing dataz!!.

cbrass: I thought as much lol

Ah No dey oh!!

DeHero1: e tire me too o

Don't mind her..... Just wish, she'll reply; I might do a semi-firing.

Maybe Her man isn't that neat, and she can't tell it to his face.... I guess she's seizing this opportunity to vent her anger on him.....#justsayin'

Did you just open this thread to insult, advice,
caution, question or to discipline?

kulkatty: mehn I don't know yet o ¯\..('.' )../¯. Still tryna fathom it

And now?

Bholutife18: really? I thought it was xtaxhyne's.
Am dedicating my award to her sha! Where is the award?

I was closely following you, If I knew, I'd have booked spaces.... Anywayz, this is my own P'gift.

Xtarxhyne: huh huh...i dunno o

Hw u dey?

Bholutife18: 10000

Ooohhh!!! you outwit me, my network suckz!!

me

Me!!

Xtarxhyne: where?..Soakaway

Lanicky's room isn't a soak away!
unless if she's going to soak me away, now.

Xtarxhyne: yes na..doh ts nt easy 2 swallow dt tin bt gt no choice...

Sebi ts ur doing na

Hey!! Sis, Yhu dumped me.
*Sad face*

Good morning to you'll....
Hope you all enjoyed your night rest?