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JeffreyJamez:
*blank stare *

Body dey pepper me!... slap dey hungry me trowey..... you want?

no vex, i don stay put... But na fact i don yarn you.

JeffreyJamez:
Hmmmmm mouth wey you never kiss

hey, broz, no carry that one come at all at all... I go vex big time... Charijee never do wetin? God saved you that you tongued out. No vex jare chari mama.

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Never!!! How can I avoid my padi padi


Been looking for you na [/color]

lolz!! Oya, take your five! It's called "sha mi lowo je" lanicky will explain that... What's on floor nah? Been dey wait you and egbon.

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Now he's back


Where went you [/color]

lol.. Me thought you were avoiding me ni o o. Thought you had a convo with broz J.

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]you go cry blood now


Omugwo things na [/color]

miss pink.

dre11:
Ask Lanicky....... She go tell you

Abi you never stay Yoruba states before

yemoja nah mermaid nah.

MzLaurel:
Hi handsome guy

see toasting!

Sincerely, your brain is off.. I Dey vex.

lanicky:
Aww My God! I forgot to join you for dinner last night...

Emmmm......I'm sorry *sniffs*

Just come over. Mum no gree carry the food commot table.. She talk say I must sha see the person... I dey wait oh!

lanicky:
Aww...Thank God *sighs*

Where's my share of the Egusi and Iyan

what gave you the impression that I ate that? Lols! It was bread and moi-moi.. I've had your table set, should you care.... Be quick, we dislike cold meals.

lanicky:
Aaaah! My God! Sorry hun....
How are you feeling now?

Thanks, am back! Just finished eating.

lanicky:
Lol...dat sickness won destroy my speech and brain...but God no gree. Thanks to them goons who stood by me.

She's not my cousin oo....(e get as e be sha)

hmm! Seriously, e get as e be! But, land_y e be like say you've transfered that stuff(sickness) to me.

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lanicky:
tempem! I see you

smiles! How was service yesterday? I had intensed headache yesterday, I couldn't just type.. Hope you slept well?

mentorandfriend:
You no de rest ni?

broz, don't compete with a robot. Or haven't you heard?

Once seun's robot called "introvert" is here, this is definately a fp material! Op, nice job.

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Desist from eating that else I won't be your friend *baby face*[/color]

oh! Oh! That's not easy, though. But I promise walking towards that.... If my not stopping will have a bearing on our friendship. Lol!!

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Are you from Akwa Ibom
How does it taste [/color]

Yoruba boy of course.
Taste so great..

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Honesty I'm not
Heard you eat dogs [/color]

who told you? Lol. Yes, anyways, I wish you wouldn't have problem with that.

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Sure you're a guy? [/color]

Yes na! Don't worry, I won't try anything funny with your husband.
Between, don't tell me you ain't certain of my gender.

JeffreyJamez:
Morning, how are you?

egbon, ah just dey oh! Cold!

JeffreyJamez:
Morning fam

BROZ Jeffy, morning, sir.

lanicky:
Lol...I hate dog meat, I don't hate the eaters

Goodmorning

Now, you are more on point! Morning, too... How was your night?

lanicky:
Lol...I don't mind teaching lotta peeps my language


Woa! What a great day you had....
Wait a minute!....did you say you ate dog meat? What! You gotta be kidding me

Lol! Don't tell me you hate dog eaters oh! But you can ate dog meats.

Beamborla:
What state is that, pls?

Osun State..... Hope no string attached?

coogar:
what if i stay there?
would it not be logical for me to be fearful about marriage especially when i tend to lose almost half of my assets should divorce ensue?

this is the UK divorce stats, by the way.....
it's 42%.

Is 27-28 late? For male.....
Is 26-27 late for a female?


Candid advice, a beg.

lanicky:
Lol..*moves closer to him...holds him on the shoulder*
You see, it's not good to hate people with passion.....you may dislike some1's attitude but pls don't say you hate her...okay?

The last time I checked the list of people who engage in e fight...beamborla and tchidi's name weren't there...

Won le dede ba e ja....pe won ko bere reason ti won fi mention e mo.

How was your day?

*How about an E-class on yoruba education? .... You quite know what prompted that, lol!!




Yesterday had 'little' fun, though.. But *fun* dey there....
Left home in a bid to pay my friend a visit...
We met and on getting there, a guy called to invite us to where they were, it's called "Abe igi anu" do you know what's been done there? What's being sold is palmwine(emu).... We joined them and had some "aha" ( bowls, calabash has gone extinct)
Coupled with dog meats.... It wasn't too great, though... But at least, it's nice having our friends around.....

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]You gave me no option na.......How's you [/color]

You had better trust me....




Mama, ah just dey... Wey egbon? .... I haven't stalked him today.

lanicky:
Today's fun gist + yesterday's fun gist

Oya, readjust your seat.. It's time.

Is 27-28 late? For male.....
Is 26-27 late for a female?