₦airaland Forum

Starboytwo:
First thing I'd do is log out of Lagos fast...

Find one nice state with good security and steady light..

Which state do you have in mind because i heard lagos life is too rugged and stressful.

Zwooks:
I am setting up a 2,000 Acres Farm After buying Four Tractors. I also buy some trucks to convey raw materials and do distribution after production.

I then setup a cottage industry in the rurals that buys off farm produce and that also gives raw materials in advance. I will build a network of 1,000 farmers and earn from the produce of 1,000 farmers. Then I will establish a strong labour force of 3,000 youths. I will produce feeding and amenities and large sleeping rooms then also channel them into large contractual jobs I will be seeking from people who need labour force

I will make the money x 50 every 12 months

Business guru. Naso e dey sweet for mouth. Person wey dey use mouth drive motor no dey jam.

Na kidnappers and futajalon people go teach you the right lessons of your life you forgot to learn.

GreenxGreen:
Nuhu Ribadu said Nigeria is safe more than ever before, that people can sleep and travel without any fear 😨😨😨

Yes people can even take their mattresses to the express ways or spread their mats at night and sleep peacefully.

Yugoslavia247:
After crude oil na kidnapping be the next gold mine.

No state is excluded.

If you have money like up to 50 million.
Employ services of armed security.

Or travel out.

You think you are safe but you are not.

Post kidnap trauma is another issue.

You will never feel safe again

You haven't seen where armed escorts are neutralized.

If i have 30 million in cash exluding my assets. I'm out of this god forsaken peoples midst.

adamusuleiman1:
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/FtH3jC2ZDdWo7a4Q/?mibextid=qi2Omg

Useless and shameless old foools eating from the falling crumbs from their evil masters table.

All these bstards will do everything to hold on to the air-conditioning behind him blowing their useless empty brains. Blacks knows how to best give useless and stupid advice from their comfort places so far the thing is not affecting them. Very useless scum men of the earth.

Goodvibes007:
What I am telling you is that UAE gov website does ends with dot.AE alone. It's not a must to end with dot.gov.ae

It's a newly created website. Why can't the cable contact the UAE embassy in Nigeria instead of going to a department in Dubai, UAE that may not yet have received communications with regards to the new website.

Unrepentant evil bvstrds. Even if the website is genuine or not. Who in his right sense will charge a whole #640,000 for visa fee.

Nemesis0147:
Bomb Facebook ke😂😂
You guys were clearly not ready for this marriage 😂

You no see say that's their occupation. Na the occupation of 90% of Benin and Delta couples be that.

Them plenty for southwest states too. If you see any yahoo boy wey dey glued to one particular banny. Na yahoo dem dey do, Na the girl go dey follow the boy client dey talk.

Many bannies don dey run their own packages themselves independently these days.

sheddyboy01:
Life has phases, there is always a starting point, having submitted CV in several organisations with few call up and no job offer yet, I decide to give Okada Business a try. And if you reside in Massaka, Nasarawa State. And stays around Akwanga, Gwandala, Luvu, Area 1, Zone 5, Zone 4, Up-market etc do well to patronise me.

You can as well tell us how you started, it would mean a whole lot to us at this stage of life.

Take a look at a whole capital filled with an undiluted poverty and wretchedness. Nigeria is the hell in the bible. There is nothing any useless idiiot can tell me.

DIVINEEVIDENCE:
But, how is it that people cannot identify a political candidate that would be a catastrophe if voted into power?

How some people were so strongly campaigning for Tinubu that year and I couldn't stop wondering why people could be so blind.

Mehn, people dey.

There are too many stupid people in the country than you would ever imagined. That is the main cause.

Mitsurugi:
Double jeopardy

You people will not kill someone with laugh on nairaland. I hope the flame won't get to that gas flame because that one is very merciless

iwaeda:
We told them, they felt they were politically wise. Everybody can feel the smoke, the heat is still amber yellow, warming up, by the time it is red, they will know the meaning of choice.

Ambler yellow

WTF

I hope the flame won't get to that gas flame because that one is very merciless

Omooba77:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/07/hardship-life-now-unbearable-for-nigerians-arewa-groups-lament/

Stupid people.

doggedfighter:
See what you are telling her, when she comes at you you will start rambling.

You need to learn courtesy first.

That statement is the obvious fact. And FYI same thing applies to you.

You lots are the ones who need to learn courtesy not me. Spoilt lots.

cathodekazim:
Imagine because say you wan knack. Funny enough, this woman house is very close to that organization and also she is married. This woman set no fit keep secret don go cast my boss for her husband hand. Now the two are playing him like dunce. He thinks say people never know. Some men are scum

The matter go long. At least 70% of nigerian wealthy and rich men are slaves to sex. They can do anything for sex. Good Example is one useless jarule abi what is his useless name that beat his wife and compensated her with 10 Million Naira. Ordinary 10,000 Naira, they can never give their fellow random men.

Even some poor men you see doing like they don't fornicate, Na because money never dey their hand. Very useless people.

cathodekazim:
Nigeria is a failed state

At all levels

Corruption has eaten deep into the system and even in the private sector. Imagine my director dey toast my female assistant come dey gossip to am say him go soon sack me for her. Only God can redeem Nigeria

Nigerian men are the scum of the earth. Very useless set of foolish people.

You see most of those old nigerian men born from 1940s to 1970s. Most of them need to be keeeled. They are the ones who destroyed this country and they are the reason why the country will never have headway. Them too plenty for every corners of the country. Them like Toto die.

ObalendeCMS:
I followed my aunt to the market today.

Everyone just dry put price anyhow on their commodities.

If you can afford it you buy, if not, you move on.

Traders are intentionally calling price based on what they really need money for at that moment.

Exactly the traders are mostly the ones behind the hike in price. Most people are just out there to fleece each other.

cococandy:
I’m old enough to be your mom

Lol look at someone i'm older than telling me she is old enough to be my mum. You modern ladies and hallucination are inseparable.

odenkirk:
na garri i dey eat everyday

Ah garri? That will do a lot of damage to your body.

Remedy in sight.

cococandy:
Package the nonsense and go gaslight your mom with it.

Thanks

I don't know what is wrong with some of you young ladies of nowadays. You just mention peoples mom at the slighest. What are you feeling like? You think because you have also spreaded your legs wide few times has made you to become a woman. You really lack courtesy.

FitCorper:
Bro it’s better to do hookup than soapy, but truth be told both are bad. Pray to God to help you overcome the lust of the flesh and be celibate just for 2 weeks, then you will understand alot, and see that sex is the most useless thing outside marriage and should only be enjoyed in marriage. But wen u carry married hookup girl and commit fornication+adultery. Na u go suffer the consequences.

Oponu super pro max.

FitCorper:
It opens the gateway for series of attack and setback. And due to our carnality, you fit de go make u think say u de come.

Oponu pro max.

RollinTNDA:
I never knew how strong the spirit of konji is until today.
I block one babe and ask her for overnight knacking
She said 18k
The spirit of Konji plus cold weather moved me. I agreed for us to knack and she said let her go and bath and change cloth so she can spend the night with me.

I was so hornyyy and happy. I even go buy suya 1k and indomie 3 make I use cook chop before she arrive.

My brothers and sisters, immediately I reach house, the konji was so strong that I decided to masturbate a little while waiting for her.
Immediately I do soapy cum, my eyes come clear.
E come be like say that spirit of konji just disappear instantly.
I lost all appetite for sex immediately and came to my senses.
It was as if a spell was removed from my head
I come dey reason, shey na knack I wan waste 18k untop this hard economy

She has called me 4 times I still don't want to pick her call. Na so I for just waste 18k just like that.
All thanks to masturbation,now I can pocket my 18k and enjoy my suya in peace and avoid STD. Thank God for Masturbation!!

Realest Nigger👍

Zxcvbnmghtr:
The bitter Truth is, men are not smart. It is too easy to manipulate them, honestly.

Toto na true you talk sha but me i no dey among your regular stupid men.

cococandy:
I’m So grateful for the bright minds who dedicate their lives to making the world a better and safer place for everyone.

Now you can fukk different dckks you like without being worried. I can see you can't even contain your joy about the new development.

naptu2:
Jubril A.Gawat @Mr_JAGs

Name Cannot Be Blank @DiaryofKeji

More workaholics and source of income for the government.

Rubyjade:

Keep deceiving yourself. Your ponmo will be full of cobwebs.

achimendy:
Is not totally true, some wasted their lives when they where young, some where busy Waiting for already made men.

You see the made men thing. That is the exact problem of 90% of these stupid and useless modern ladies especially the ones that are from poor homes. That is the truth.

It will get very much worse by year 2030. I sincerly hope they won't start committing suicide due to their delusions because by then their frustrations and pains will be so unbearable.

docdes:
I've been seeing cases of our women advertising their need for husbands. What do you think about it?

Them dey catch cruise.

Chiefpriestt:
There's something fundamentally wrong with the black Africans

Are you just knowing or you are trying to remind educated people.

nero2face:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/07/apc-begins-moves-to-de-marginalise-igbos-ganduje/

Weree people. Always doing whining.

Verbtips:
Please why do ladies always do this?

Op you don't even have the full picture. This one is raised on top one sided ass.

They usually raise the cloth very well on top of both their asses

The only ones i can excuse are those with big nyansh because their ass automatically usually raise any top they put on on top their asses.

I will look for the pictures.