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A commercial bus driver, identified as
Emeka Ugwudiobi has been accused of
raping one of his passengers from 7 p.m.
to 10 a.m. at gun point in an
uncompleted building around Mayor
Market, Enugu.

According to the prosecution counsel, Mr
Francis Ajagu, the driver plies the New
Market-Gariki route and the victim was
one of his passengers.

On that fateful day, the driver noticed
only the victim was remaining in the bus
and drove to an uncompleted building
beside the Mayor Market and started
raping the victim.

Ajagu said the victim was raped from 7
p.m. to 10 a.m. without break and that
the pleas of the victim to allow her
rest fell on deaf ears. The victim was
rescued by one Mr Chidubem Ezeorah, a
passerby who ran into the scene and
reported the case to the police.

He said that the victim could hardly
stand on her feet when the police came
to her rescue in the uncompleted
building.

However, Mr Obeta Peter, the counsel to
the accused, who described the accused
as a responsible man with a wife and
four children said Emeka had been
driving for the past 16 years and that
nobody had ever complained that he was a
rapist.

He denied that his client had ever set
eyes on the victim before, adding that
there was no way a bus driver would
carry a gun inside his bus and the
police would not notice.

Justice Dorathy Agishi ordered the
accused to be remanded in prison custody
while adjourning the case to Feb. 26,
2014 for further hearing.

The United Nations stated on December
16, 2013, Monday that attacks by Boko
Haram extremist sect have claimed lives
of at least 1,200 people since May, when
a state of emergency was declared in the
restive northeast region.

The UN toll is the first independent
fatality figure to have emerged since
the military operation was launched.

" Some 1,224 people have been killed in
Boko Haram related attacks since May,"
the UN humanitarian agency (OCHA) said
in a statement.

The toll includes civilians, military
personnel as well insurgents killed
by security forces repelling attacks. At
the same time, the UN figures did not
include insurgents killed during
targeted military operations.

Defence officials have in recent months
released a series of statements claiming
scores of rebel deaths in operations on
Boko Haram strongholds.

The details of those statements have
been difficult to verify amid a
communication blackout in much of the
northeast and the military has been
widely accused of downplaying fatalities
among civilians and its own personnel.


"The humanitarian situation in northeast
Nigeria has been increasingly worrisome
over the course of 2013," the report
said.

The number of separate "Boko Haram
related" attacks in the region since
emergency rule was declared has reached
48 .

It would be recalled that Nigeria placed
the states of Adamawa, Borno and Yobe
under emergency rule on May 14,
following waves of deadly violence by
the Islamist rebels.

President Goodluck Jonathan sent
thousands of troops backed by air
support to the northeast to crush the
four-year-old uprising.

The military had switched off the mobile
network across the region, apparently to
block Islamists from coordinating
attacks.



Officially, mobile service has been
restored in all three states, but
communication remains difficult in
Borno, the epicentre of the insurgency
and where Boko Haram was founded more
than a decade ago.

The sect was designated as a terrorist
organisation by the United States in
November, has said it is fighting to
create and Islamic state in Nigeria's
mainly Muslim north.

Washington also put a $7 million (5.1
million Euros) bounty on the group's
purported leader, Abubakar Shekau, who
has ruled out any form of negotiations
with the government.

SOURCE:http://m.naij.com/news/54445.html

Enyimba Fc have released the names of
the nominees for the club’s Footballer
of the year award for 2013.


The players include club skipper Chinedu
Udoji, defender Bright Esieme,
Goalkeeper Femi Thomas and midfielder
Rasheed Olabiyi.

Performance

In a release made available to futaa.com
by officials of “The people’s
Elephant”, the players were selected
based on their outstanding performance
for the club last season.

Udoji who is the captain of the “Aba
Landlords” played in 36 fixtures in
the league and formed a formidable
defence line up that saw Enyimba not
concede a goal at home.  His
performances also earned him the League
Bloggers Player of the month award twice
last season.




Esieme who plays as a right-back for
Enyimba had a fantastic season after
joining the club from ABS Fc, which
earned him a national call up for the
CHAN tournament scheduled for January
next year. Esieme who is the club’s
fans’ favourite scored the decisive
goal in the finals of the FA Cup win
over Warri Wolves in Lagos.

Impressive

Goalkeeper Femi Thomas also kept the Aba
based club in good position as his
heroics in goal maintained their spot on
top of the league table after impressive
showings that made him the number one
choice ahead of Paul Godwin, after only
joining the club from Akwa Utd.

Rasheed Olabiyi on his part was
outstanding in the middle of the park
for the club, playing as a box-box
midfielder, also being a loyal servant
for the federation cup champions, and is
one of the oldest serving player with
the club , having joined from Pepsi
football academy over 5 years now.



The winner of the award will be
announced in the coming days as the fans
have been charged to vote for their
preferred winner.

Latest Scores The Champions League
last 16: Barcelona take on Manchester
City as Arsenal face Bayern Munich again
There's another reunion for Didier
Drogba and Jose Mourinho in store while
Real Madrid take on Schalke and
Manchester United draw Olympiakos Dec
16, 2013 12:28:00 PM Barcelona against
Manchester City is the pick of the games
in the Champions League round of 16 for
2013-14.

The Spanish champions will face Manuel
Pellegrini's free-scoring side after
being drawn first out of the pot in
Monday's proceedings in Nyon.

Jose Mourinho face another reunion with
former striker Didier Drogba after his
Chelsea side were drawn against
Galatasaray, who edged out Juventus on
matchday six of the group phase.

Arsenal will face Bayern Munich,
meanwhile, in a repeat of their
encounter from last season against the
current holders, while fellow Bundesliga
outfit Schalke face the daunting task of
Real Madrid.


Meanwhile, Manchester United will face
Greek champions Olympiakos, while Paris
Saint-Germain take on Bundesliga
high-flyers Bayer Leverkusen.

AC Milan's reward for edging into the
last 16 behind Barcelona is the chance
to take on another Spanish side - Diego
Simeone's Atletico Madrid.

Finally, Borussia Dortmund - beaten
finalists last season - face Russian
giants Zenit St Petersburg.

The sides who finished as group
runners-up will host the first leg
encounters on the February 18/19 and
25/26, while the second legs take place
on March 11/12 and 18/19.

THE LAST 16 DRAW
Home Team (second leg)
 
Away Team (second leg)
 Barcelona vs  Manchester City
 Manchester United vs Olympiakos
Atletico Madrid vs  AC Milan
 Paris Saint-Germain vs Bayer
Leverkusen  Chelsea vs Galatasaray
 Real Madrid vs Schalke Borussia
Dortmund vs Zenit St Petersburg
 Bayern Munich vs Arsenal

Nashville: She doesn't go to any Utako market. Her husband's feeding allowance is 2 billion naira. Does she spend that kind of money in Utako market? ABEGII

lol!

Reportedly 19 people died and 26 others
sustained injuries yesterday in a road
accident at Gidan Sandaga, about 10
kilometers to Illela town in Illela
Local Government Area of Sokoto State.

Two articulated vehicles with
registration numbers LLA 22XA and ABJ
8018XE carrying about 50 passengers and
cows were involved in the crash.

According to the witnesses, the accident
occurred because of a dangerous
overtaking by one of the drivers who
lost control of the vehicle and crashed
into the other one.

The people who didn't survive were all
from the same vehicle. The injured are
currently receiving treatment at the
Illela General Hospital where they were
taken by the police, FRSC officials and
sympathizers.

Medical Director of the hospital,
Kenneth Imordi, said that some were in
critical condition.

Naso i see am

DAME PATIENCE JONATHAN, The First Lady
of Nigeria

HER FULL NAME (ncluding her title)

She is Dr. Dame Chief (Mrs). Patience
Fakabelema Jonathan (nee Oba). Her
middle name is FAKABELEMA, often
shortened to Faka, meaning 'Unending
Blessings'. She is the President of the
African First Ladies Peace Mission.



SHE IS OLDER THAN THE PRESIDENT Okay,
calm down, not what you are thinking.
Dame Patience Jonathan was born in Port
Harcourt on the 25th October 1957 while
the don himself was born on 20th
November, 1957. Ok, just like a month.

WHY IS SHE CALLED A DAME?

Patience Jonathan bears the title 'Dame'
because she was honoured with the
Knighthood of the Anglican Church.

HER HOBBIES

Her hobbies? You bet! Reading, writing,
travelling and oh yeah, swimming!


HER EDUCATION

She holds a National Certificate of
Education (NCE) in Mathematics &
Biology from the Rivers State College of
Education and later bagged a degree from
University of Port Harcourt (UNIPORT) in
Biology & Psychology. She passed
WASSCE in 1980.

HER CHILDREN

Patience Jonathan's marriage with the
President is blessed with two children:
a cheeky boy, Ariwera Adolphus Jonathan
and a beautiful girl, Aruabi Jonathan.







YES, SHE STILL COOKS FOR MR. PRESIDENT

She says she still cooks for her husband
and even goes to Utako Market (Abuja
people, wey una dey?) to buy ingredients
for soup. O ga ju! With all that hectic
schedule (especially considering the
fact that she is also a Permanent
Secretary in Bayelsa State. Patience
Jonathan was appointed a Perm Sec after
13 years of leave at the Bayelsa State
Ministry of Education)!

WHEN THE PRESIDENT MET HER, IT WAS LOVE
AT FIRST SIGHT




Miss Oba later met her lecturer while
she was a student at the Rivers State
College of Education (now Rivers State
University of Education, Rumuolumeni).
Her lecturer then was with the
Department of Biological Sciences, and
one thing led to the other, they both
fell in love. Today, the rest is history
and that Mr. Lecturer of yesterday now
rules the most populous black nation on
earth. Hear her:

"We first met at the Rivers State
College of Education, Port Harcourt
where I was a student. He was my Biology
lecturer.Later; he left for university
of Port Harcourt to pursue his PhD.

We met again at the University of Port
Harcourt when I went for undergraduate
degree. That was where our relationship
began. He took interest in me because I
was a brilliant and smart student.

It was love at first sight on his part.
But it never crossed my mind that it
would lead to a serious relationship. My
first impression of him was 'this tall,
dark, handsome young man".

Further interaction with him also
revealed that he came from a good
Christian home just like I did. His
humble and gentle disposition caught my
attention and most importantly, his
intelligence."

SHE HOLDS COUNTLESS HONORARY DEGREES AND
TITLES

She holds many traditional titles, some
of which are:

-Odadigba of Otuoke Kingdom, meaning the
Ladder of Success.

-Unume Wheshi Ekpeye 1 of Ekpeye Kingdom
in Rivers State.

-Yeye Obateru of Owu Kingdom, Ogun
State, means the Wife of He Who Shares
the King's Burden.

-Yeye Ohun Orun of the Source of Ife
Kingdom, Osun State, meaning the Wife of
the Voice of the Heavens.

-Staff of Office, Okpahgwe Amawbia,
Anambra State.

-Ada Di Oha Mma of Ukpo Kingdom
(Daughter of the People of Ukpo).


-Honorary doctorate degree in Social
Welfare Administration, Hansei
University, South Korea: According to
the organizers of the event, Dame
Jonathan was given the award because she
had worked 'hard for many good causes.
'Professor Sung-Hae Kim, the President
and Chancellor of the university also
went on to say:

"She's a humanitarian who has dedicated
her life to working for the less
privileged in Nigeria and Africa
especially for women and children. Her
vision as the defender of the poor in
Nigeria fits into Hansei University's
motto of a practising Christian. Now
she's part of our community. "

HER MAIDEN NAME IS OBA

Yes, she was once Miss Patience Oba. She
was born into the family of Chief
Lazarus Iwari-Oba but she lost her own
mother at a tender age. She was later
raised by her step-mother, Charity Oba
also known as Mama Sisi, who died in
July 2013 in a road accident along the
East-West road between Bayelsa and
Rivers State.

English Premier League, Villa Park:
Aston Villa 0 Manchester United 3
(Welbeck 15, 18, Cleverley 52).

Danny Welbeck netted twice, and Darren
Fletcher played his first match in a
year as Manchester United won 3-0 at
Aston Villa to end their four-match
winless run.

In another match on December 15, 2013,
Sunday Norwich City and Swansea City
ended their clash in 1 - 1 draw.

Tottenham Hotspur vs Liverpool starts in
less than 15 minutes.



Pos. Team P W D L GD Pts.

1 Arsenal 16 11 2 3
16 35

2 Chelsea 16 10 3 3
14 33

3 Manchester City 16 10 2
4 29 32

4 Everton 16 8 7 1 12 31


5 Liverpool 15 9 3 3
16 30

6 Newcastle 16 8 3 5 -1 27

7 Tottenham 15 8 3 4 -1 27

8 Manchester United 16 7 5
4 6 25

9 Southampton 16 6 6
4 5 24

10 Swansea City 16 5 5 6
1 20

11 Aston Villa 16 5 4 7 -5 19

12 Hull City 16 5 4
7 -6 19

13 Stoke City 16 4 6 6 -5 18

14 Norwich City 16 5
3 8 -14 18

15 Cardiff City 16 4 5 7
-10 17

16 W.Bromwich 16 3 6 7
-5 15

17 W.Ham United 16 3 5 8
-6 14

18 Crystal Palace 16 4 1
11 -13 13

19 Fulham 16 4 1 11
-15 13



20 Sunderland 16 2 3
11 -18 9

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There's a pool in Israel in the Muslim
Quarter of Jerusalem, called Pool of
Bethesda, that is associated with
healing. In Nigeria, rumours of
mystical/divine healing waters have been
circulated ever since the news of the
river in Nachi, a community in Udi Local
Government Area of Enugu State, became
viral on the Internet.

Already named 'Orimiri Jordan' [River
Jordan] , it has become a pilgrimage
centre of sorts, playing host to people
from all parts of the country.

Apparently, the photos below were taken
in the area.

SOURCE:http://m.naij.com/news/54272.html

Hmmm...

A man in Ghana had an unfortunate
experience in the restroom when a snake
went for his private area.

34-year-old Kwabena Nkrumah was
reportedly sitting on the oo in the
Ashanti region when he felt a sharp pain
on the tip of his manhood.

A snake had emerged from below and bit
him on his penis.

Nkrumah reportedly almost collapsed when
he looked into the toilet and realised
the snake was about to pounce on him
again.

He then screamed for help but that
caused panic and fear among other people
using the public lavatories.



Mr Nkrumah was taken to hospital after
he started shivering and feeling dizzy
but has since been discharged.

Mr Nkrumah said he initially thought the
pain was normal until he saw the black
snake lying just beneath him.

A "self-proclaimed" pastor has been
charged with the rape of two girls.

61-year-old Jacoby Kindred from
Minnesota, is accused of sexually
abusing the daughters of his son's
girlfriend beginning when they were only
six years old. According to a criminal
complaint, Kindred, a pastor with One
Accord Ministries, told one victim that
"the devil was inside her and he could
take the demons out of her."



It was reported that the alleged abuse
"involved handling, oral stimulation,
and rape," and took place mostly at
Kindred's Maplewood, Minn., home, while
the victims, now 14 and 16, stayed over.
Kindred is said to have abused the girls
for more than a decade.

Police began their investigation in July
after the girls' mother said she found
out about a letter written by one of her
daughters that described sexual acts
with Kindred.

When interviewed, Kindred denied the
allegations and said that the girls'
mother had made them tell "lies" because
she was angry with him.

"Anyone can make up anything when you
sit there long enough and you rehearse
it," Kindre said. "All a woman has to do
[in Minnesota] is make an accusation,
true or false, and the man's going to be
in trouble."

When media representatives attempted to
reach him, Kindred said that he was out
of town for a funeral, and would not
disclose his location. Police have
issued a warrant for his arrest.

Charismatic Fuji musician, Alhaji Qudus
Abass Akande popularly known as Obesere
has delved into Afro pop sound with the
release of Jaforie remix, featuring rap
sensation, Reminisce and Ransom.

Besides experimenting on a new sound,
the Ibadan-Oyo State born musician also
delivered a nice rap alongside Reminisce
in the new song. Jaforie remix was
officially released last Monday and had
since dominated the airwaves and clubs.


It has also enjoyed thousands of
downloads on popular websites such as
notjustok.com, tooxclusive.com among
others.

Produced by Lisma Production, Jaforie
remix is a blend of hip-hop and Fuji
music; funky and danceable. It's
inspiring as well as educating and
remains one song that will blaze away
others.

Speaking on the new album, Reminisce
said, recording a song with the
ace-musician was a dream come true for
him as he grew up listening to the
Asakasa crooner.

Originally, Jaforie is a hit album
released by the prominent Paramount King
of Music (PK1st) early this year.

The song was speculated to have
triggered the recent separation between
two other notable Fuji musicians; Wasiu
Alabi Pasuma and Wasiu Ayinde fondly
called KWAM 1. A source revealed that
the influential musician is preparing to
shoot a world class video for the song.

We put these sex questions out there so
you wouldn't have to.

1. Could I have accidentally peed the
bed during sex?

If the condom is intact and you've ruled
out the possibility that the wet spot
came from him, take a discreet sniff.
Does the wet spot smell like urine? If
so, there's your answer. There's often a
tiny bit of fluid left in the bladder
even after women use the bathroom.
Certain sexual positions -- such as the
missionary -- can put enough pressure on
that area to cause it to leak. If this
happens only once in a while, then
there's no need to worry. If the fluid
has no odor or a musky scent and you're
about to have your period, you may have
ejaculated. But if you're regularly
leaking urine, it could be a sign of
incontinence.

2. Why do I sometimes laugh or cry
uncontrollably during sex?

Sex is a neurological and emotional
event. In other words, it's intense, and
getting naked (physically and otherwise)
with someone can trigger unexpected
feelings. An emotional reaction could
also be due to hormones, where you're at
in your menstrual cycle or fears you
have about the relationship. You know
yourself best: If you feel something's
not right, consider bringing it up with
your partner or with a therapist.

3. I'm nowhere near menopause, but I'm
as dry as the Sahara down there -- even
when I'm in the mood. How can this be?

There are lots of factors involved in
keeping the vagina naturally lubricated,
but anything that sabotages your hormone
levels or your blood flow throughout the
body can dry you out. About 5 percent of
women taking oral contraception
experience vaginal dryness -- yet even
some gynecologists neglect to make that
connection. Other culprits that have
nothing to do with age include
antihistamines, breastfeeding,
chemotherapy, in vitro fertilization and
diabetes.

4. Should I be worried if I bleed after
sex?

If the blood is a light color, and this
happens only once (especially after a
strenuous romp), then it's probably just
the result of irritation or friction.
But if it happens again or if there's a
fair amount of blood, then you should
make an appointment with your
gynecologist. It could be coming from
the cervix, the uterus or be caused by
an infection like chlamydia or
gonorrhea.

5. About that, um, aquatic odor...

The normal pH in the vagina is between
3.5 and 4.5, and that creates the best
conditions for good bacteria to
proliferate. If the pH goes up too high,
those good bacteria can't survive, which
allows the not-good bacteria to take
over, leading to that unfortunate fishy
odor as well as infections like
bacterial vaginosis. Normal semen
happens to have a high pH, around 7.4.
So if your pH levels are already
teetering on the brink or if you're
having a lot of sex, the introduction of
high pH semen can put you over the edge.
Your period can also increase your pH
level.

FP TINX

According to the reports, a panel of
judges at the Supreme Court of Nigeria
today quashed the conviction handed Bode
George a Peoples Democratic Party (PDP)
chieftain, who was earlier charged
with corruption by Lagos court and
imprisoned.



George was discharged and acquitted as
the court stated that prosecutors at the
Economic and Financial Crimes Commission
(EFCC) had no evidence of Mr. George's
intention to commit fraud at the Nigeria
Port Authority (NPA) where as chairman
of the NPA board he was caught presiding
over a contract bazaar the bled the
nation of Nigeria.

According to the judges, headed by a
controversial judge, John Afolabi Fabiyi
JSC, the charge of "contract splitting"
upon which Mr. George was convicted is
unknown to law.

The case of today's quashing of George's

conviction resembled that of a Lagos
Court of Appeal ruling which similarly
quashed a death sentence conviction of
Major Hamza Al Mustapha's for the murder
of Alhaja Kudirat Abiola in 1996.

In Lagos, a panel of Court of Appeal
cleared former Chief Security Officer of
late maximum dictator, Sanni Abacha
Mustapha of murder charges under
controversial circumstances. After
having been cleared Mustapha thanked
President Jonathan for arranging his
judicial pardon.

Interestingly, the case of Al Mustapha
was lead by the same lawyer, former
president of the Nigeria Bar
Association, Joseph B Daudu was Al
Mustapha's lawyer in the Lagos case. Mr.
Daudu contributed a lot to securing Mr.
George's freedom today.


SOURCE:http://m.naij.com/news/54223.html

Wearing socks during sex? Stealing the
covers post-coitus? Not-so-sexy dirty
talk? These are just a few of the
between-the-sheets deal breakers that
lead women to cheat on their partners,
according to a new survey.

Infidelity dating website Victoria Milan
asked over 4,000 of their female members
why they cheated, and sixty-eight
percent said they were unsatisfied with
their sex lives at home.



What are the biggest mistakes the women
said men are making in bed?

1. Not being a gentleman. Stealing the
covers, keeping socks on while making
love or checking smartphones after sex
were all listed as huge turn offs, and
according to the survey, make women feel
like their guy is no longer making an
effort.

2. Being narcissistic. The women
surveyed said men who are only focused
on themselves “leave them
cold,” according to the press
release.

3. Talking dirty — when it’s

unwelcome. Women who don’t like
dirty talk said it makes them feel like
their man is more focused on a porn
movie fantasy than the present.

4. Not being creative or spontaneous.
Failing to try new things in bed was
also a big no-no. The women surveyed
said the same old position in the same
old place is a passion killer.

5. Skipping pre-intimacy. According to
Victoria Milan, this was the biggest
mistake men make in bed: “It’s a
scientific fact that women take longer
to be ready for sex–and orgasm.
Deal with it!”
huffingtonpost.com

Former President of the United States,
George Bush, on Thursday told the
leadership of the country and its people
to fight corruption, saying it had
become the obvious challenge against its
development.



Bush, who is in Lagos as a guest speaker
at the Access Leadership Conference
2013, said corrupt people, no matter how
highly paced, should face the wrath of
the law.

The event, which was organised by Access
Bank Plc with the theme, 'Embracing
Sustainable Leadership, attracted world
leaders, including a former President of
Ghana, Mr. John Kufuor.

Bush, who commended the country for its
current democratic dispensation and
sustenance, said the US encouraged
governments that fight corruption by
giving them aids to support their
economies.

He noted that the criteria for receiving
aids had been tied to countries that
ensured that anti-corruption strategies
were in place.