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themosthigh:
[b]I read the commebts and this forum and i wonder if any country have as much amebos as nigeria.....she was simply born a woman in a mans body and she choose to sychronize her brain with her body......i was born a sickler and i suffered everyday in pain and agony while people tell me that it is Gods plan for me and that i should have pain and pray....after spending 23 yrs in pains,prayers and fasting, i realized that there is no God listening to me and that even if he existed,he was too busy peeping on gays and fornicators to listen to my prayers....then i went out and seeked for aid while living a life of sex,gambling and enjoyment knowing that i will die soon but then one day in a casino in london,i won 90 thousand pounds...i then went to germany for a stem sell transplant which worked and i am now free from sickle cell thanks to science....then from there,i went to a uk university where i decided to study what i love which is photograpy and i live in Palma de mallorca in spain enjoying my life to the fullest.
This girl had something she didnt like and changed it and it is non of your buizness.please go to heaven alone and if she chooses hell,it is her buizness.

lastly i want you all to know that all your religions are false and man made.
THAT YOU WILL REMAIN SLAVES OF THE WHITE MAND AS FAR AS YOU FOLLOW HIS FORGOTEN IMAGINARY GOD.

THAT THE RIGHTS OF EVERYBODY IS GURANTEED UNDER THE SUN INCLUDING THAT OF GAYS AS FAR AS THERE ACTIONS WILL NOT AFFECT YOU IN ANY WAY.

THAT ALL THE PRAYERS IN THE WORLD CANNOT SOLVE ANY PROBLEM AND MAN MUST SOLVE ALL HIS PROBLEMS BY HIM SELF.

THAT THEORIES LIKE EVOLUTION AND BIG BANG IS TRUE AND ACCEPTED BY THE CATHOLIC CHURCH AND OTHERS WORLDWIDE BUT THE IGNORANT MASS IN AFRICA.

THAT THE STORY OF ADAM AND EVE AND TOWER OF BABEL ETC ARE NO LONGER ACCEPTED BY THE CHURCHED AS TRUE AND LIES IN THE REALM OF MYTES AND LEGEND.

FINALLY FOR ALL I CARE, THE BIBILICAL GOD IS THE MOST HORRIBLE AND WICKED MONSTER EVER THOUGHT UP BY MAN AND HE IS IMAGINARY.
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i wish i could just.confused right now.u are every dumb.infact too dumb.u are older than me but d truth is that i cant look up to u cos of ur foolish thinkings.i wish i could toture u for what u said now

ave been seeing many kind of post on dis topic and i am confused.my question is simple which is "is there anybody who choose lasu has second choice(preferred choice) and has successfully done his or her registration.i will appreciate it if ma question is answerd

Macclane:
So that the qoutee could quote the quoter

hmm

Macclane:
So that the qoutee could quote the quoter

hmm

Macclane:
Now just because there is a quote button, you decided to quote my quote!!!

.when d quoter is quoting the quotea

i can only date her for some benefit(am sure u guys understand d kind of benefit am talking abt) bt i cant marry dis one ooooooooooo

when in class and i am sitting down near a lady during lectures.anytime i am writing,my hand(elbow actually)must touch a ladies boobs oooooo.and d funny thing is dat they will nt even react at all.cant remember my first time tho

Macclane:
Lo and behold a new quoter! Why you dey quote my quote!!!

because u were d one who first quote my quote.lol

Macclane:
Where is the un-qoute button!!!

hmmmmm.dis quoting stuff make sence oooo

pl

Temmytea70:
A "take me to front page" god for some Nairalanders... ..when Seun start getting jealous now, una go know

so he can take anyone to d front page.take me too na at lasticlacla

so he is d owner of nairaland abi

nobody has answeres ny question

sorry peeps.am kind of new on nairaland but i discovered that in almost every post posted on nairaland,people are always mentioning the name "lasticlala".and in every post nairalander are always posting things like lasticala help me do this.........etc and other sort of things..so am posting dis so dat u guys can explain who "lasticala" is.or is "lasticala" a slang popular with nairalanders.waiting......

ikbnice:
I have known all these before.

congrat bro.ur head is there

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i just opened my nairaland account last week and when i decided to check my profile.i saw dat i ave spent over 12 hours online and i was very surprised.i just created dis post to know d number of time dat nairalander has spent online.so feel free to comment.i also hope to find someone with 1 year.no insult pls

can someone pls post a picture of her with make up on.so dat we can all see d difference.thank u

u mean u met everything and u are nt still ripe for marriage.what ur defination of ripe.abi is it when ur are 100 years ni

bleeped up

i just checked lasu website just now.and i saw dat they have started selling their postutme form for 5k(but d name dey used was screning test);and i was thinking d federal govt has cancelled putme