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mhisbliss:
you must be a toddler were is you pix lemme see how hansum and cuddly you're kid

Modified just saw your pix buhahahaha kikikiki you are a clown i swear, i was hoping to see van vicker

never judge how handsome a man his by his selfies.u said u were hoping to see van vicker.dat shows u are childish

mhisbliss:
tell me am ugly that's what frustrated guys say

yeah u are damn ugly.bt am not frustrated.i cant even date u sef.u are too old for me;

mhisbliss:
tell me am ugly that's what frustrated guys say

yeah u are damn ugly.bt am not frustrated.i cant even date u sef.u are too old for me

What na.over 1200 topics and still counting.what ur problem woman.u dont ave a thing doing ni.u always report everything here even how to eat.this is not a dustbin forum.get a life

Festivalofholi:
Lol.. Dis happens to beautiful women like 15 times in a week. When it happens few times to ugly girls like d op, dey run to nl to announce it. Op u've got low self-esteem to make a meal out of dis.

i just checked her dp and i was like WTF (what d Bleep):/dat is d thing about ugly girls.they like forming hard to get.anyway,cos a guy asked for ur number.hmmmmmmm thin ugly girl forming levels

Cutehector:
Lol dis is what I do. I associate with another girl and begin to bombard the friend who friendzoned me with enough jists about my new babe.

correct advice.may work for me tooo

stop posting wrong information here man.Bleep off nigga

suzan404:

hi susan

=et me off my cloth and book a space with my popcorn here

Madness always has a begining.all i am trying to say is that u are ""MAD""";so yabaleft is d best option for u now:/

mhisbliss:
She wan catch new mugu nw, OP run for your life o, she will be giving you hope so you wont wake up from the hypnosis and will still be pushing you away, I REPEAT RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, ELSE YOU WILL COME TO NAIRALAND LATER TO CRY

but i can try my luck now,and who know,it might be a YES

callmemuzby:
guyy, shey u go hear word.....RUN! RUN!! RUN!!! ITS A TRAP!!!!!..... Im telling you, you ask her out and then all those blushing shiiit stops, girls like that dunno what they want, jus keep tryin to avoid her bfore u start fallin deeply....... Cuz bro if roles were reversed sorry would be ur case,. Im telling u again RUN RUN RUN...... And if u dnt, you wont say i didnt warn you.

so u mean dat if i ask her out,she will hate me or not talk to me again.dont understand ooooo

PETRUCE:
I will teach u hw to handle her... When i wake up

ok boss.i will be waiting ooo

hey nairalanders.there is this girl who i think she has a crush on me but am not really sure.anytime she sees me,she is always smiling or blushing.and anytime she sees me she always greet me everytime.but anytime i call her she always behaving somehow and chating with her is very boring.cos she can use like 4 hours to reply ordinary "hi" and anytime i call her,she sedomly call back.am thinking she does nt ave a crush on me.maybe she likes me just as a frnd but d thing is dat she likes me than other guys sha cos she likes to escort me home after class instead of following her guys frnd who stays in d same area oooooooo.kinda confused right now.am thinking of asking her out but i dont want to be rejected sha

DONT LIE... WERE DID YOU RECIEVE YOUR FIRST KISS.. 1. in school 2. in a club 3. on a playing ground 4. during sex 5. on a date 6. still have virgin lips 7. church 8. others specify

cmon:
I'm not sure 2nd choice candidates have been posted yet but You can check student's comment testimonies on Myschool's Website.

thanks for d info

is there anybody who was posted to his second choice but had over 200 in jamb.need ur reply peeps....i also want to ask if it possible to be posted to 2 schools at d same time

is there anybody who was posted to his second choice but had over 200 in jamb.need ur reply peeps

o boy.let me go and check my own oooooo.......

did this OP know i am eating before posting dis irritating thing and u just made me vomit the rice and chicken i bought in a frosh restaurant for #1500naira.u made me waste food now.in fact my appetite has gone because of this irritating lady.yuck:p;(8-)

hmmmmm.end time pastor.when will his members receive sence

she is irritating.and ugly

i sense that your brain is still new and fresh.u better start using it ooooooo

u mean u work in one of d biggest company in lagos and u dont ave a bae.there are many things involved oooo.it either u work as a cleaner or gateman and u dont have money,and if u work as a office staff,d reason shld be besos u are boring to girl and over super ugly bt dat shld nt mean as far as u are loaded with cash,girls shld flock u.bt i think d fact is dat u work as a cleaner in one of d biggest company in lagos8-).anywaycongrat ooooo:p

I dont understand FG again oooo.i was on my own preparing for putme when they said there was no putme,so i stop reading.when i heard dat some schools were still conducting putme and dat d scrabbing will take place fully next year.i started reading again.and now with dis NEWS again;i dont know what to believe anymore and if i shld continue reading.u guys shld pls advise me

This is d type of person youths like me or let me use d word teenagers like me shld be looking up to.instead of following wrong steps e.g trying to be like davido and d likes(nt saying it is wrong o)almost every youth now wants to be in d entertainment industry cos they feel it does nt need hardwork(reading books and other stuffs).he said he learnt every thing from google.most teenagers of nowadays just waste their precious mb to download stupid things which make other people richer.instead of browsing out beneficting topics.dont mind my grammer pls,i was rushing when typing this

abdusalam7474:
Bro you are wrong by. Saying 3years is enough for engineering courses (its not so even in developed country).

It Should be three years in total for theory and another two should be added for real practical (not useless one).

i understand u bro bt d truth is dat u dont understand my point

NIGERIA AND HER USELESS EDUCATIONAL SECTOR. If 2y(5x-7y) -6y X +6 = 45 find x. Yesterday i was in the sitting room watching a program called China24 on CCTV NEWS, an electric lamp manufacturer was interviewed together with his workers in his factory. The workers are kids between the ages or 12-18 the most beautiful part of it was that the kids can on their own manufacture the same. Now let's come down to Nigeria. Nigerian students are busy searching for "x" while students in the developed countries are manufacturing things for the development of their country. In Nigeria, our engineering students spend nearly all their time solving difficult equations and searching for "x". In Nigeria, students will be asked to search for "x" I do smile and ask myself how can we use Algebra and simultaneous equation to boost the economy. How can we use the located "x" to solve the challenges facing us? In Nigeria, teacher will draw a circle having dots in it on the chalk board and tell the kids "this is an Orange" imagine. In Nigeria, a teacher will be in the class room using acid to change litmus paper to red on the chalk board. In fact, in Nigeria the best place to mix acid with base is on chalk board. In Nigeria, a teacher will be in the class teaching rock and it types and expect the students to be able to identify them in real sense how possible? However, the above are some of the reasons why at 50+ as an oil producing country we are still importing tooth-pick and matches. Our brain has been channel to the fact that failure to go to school will end one up as a domestic servant of the educated ones which I seriously disagree with. We can't all be in the class room at the same time and expect us to catch up with the developed countries, it never done; we will keep depending on them with such barbaric idea. Let those that are willing to go into sport be on the field or track not in class room, Christiano Ronaldo of Real Madrid FC was expelled from school at the age of 14 and today he is a world footballer. Let take those that are good in construction to factories or workshops not class room. Let's take away pen from our engineering students and send them out of class. Let's take away pen from those that are willing to take hoe, cutlass, hammer, saw, screw driver etc. Our too much dependence on pen is sending us backward. To me, spending 5, 6 or more years in tertiary institution is nothing but a total waste of time, 3 years is enough for engineering courses. 12 calender month is enough for food related courses and 3 or 4 years is enough to be a lawyer. Imagine our youth spending 8years of their lives in university and still our Government don't trust on their expertise rather they travel out of the country.. At this juncture, I will like to call on the government at all level to look into this and find a lasting solution to it. Lastly our government should stop sending the talented ones away by sending them aboard for training and failed to establish/provide where they will be discharging what they've learnt or the skills they've acquired upon their arrival. If we can do this, I believe that few years to come Nigeria will be the greatest country of the world while others will be on the queue at our back. But before then, I remain my humble self. God bless Nigeria.

NIGERIA AND HER USELESS EDUCATIONAL SECTOR. If 2y(5x-7y) -6y X +6 = 45 find x. Yesterday i was in the sitting room watching a program called China24 on CCTV NEWS, an electric lamp manufacturer was interviewed together with his workers in his factory. The workers are kids between the ages or 12-18 the most beautiful part of it was that the kids can on their own manufacture the same. Now let's come down to Nigeria. Nigerian students are busy searching for "x" while students in the developed countries are manufacturing things for the development of their country. In Nigeria, our engineering students spend nearly all their time solving difficult equations and searching for "x". In Nigeria, students will be asked to search for "x" I do smile and ask myself how can we use Algebra and simultaneous equation to boost the economy. How can we use the located "x" to solve the challenges facing us? In Nigeria, teacher will draw a circle having dots in it on the chalk board and tell the kids "this is an Orange" imagine. In Nigeria, a teacher will be in the class room using acid to change litmus paper to red on the chalk board. In fact, in Nigeria the best place to mix acid with base is on chalk board. In Nigeria, a teacher will be in the class teaching rock and it types and expect the students to be able to identify them in real sense how possible? However, the above are some of the reasons why at 50+ as an oil producing country we are still importing tooth-pick and matches. Our brain has been channel to the fact that failure to go to school will end one up as a domestic servant of the educated ones which I seriously disagree with. We can't all be in the class room at the same time and expect us to catch up with the developed countries, it never done; we will keep depending on them with such barbaric idea. Let those that are willing to go into sport be on the field or track not in class room, Christiano Ronaldo of Real Madrid FC was expelled from school at the age of 14 and today he is a world footballer. Let take those that are good in construction to factories or workshops not class room. Let's take away pen from our engineering students and send them out of class. Let's take away pen from those that are willing to take hoe, cutlass, hammer, saw, screw driver etc. Our too much dependence on pen is sending us backward. To me, spending 5, 6 or more years in tertiary institution is nothing but a total waste of time, 3 years is enough for engineering courses. 12 calender month is enough for food related courses and 3 or 4 years is enough to be a lawyer. Imagine our youth spending 8years of their lives in university and still our Government don't trust on their expertise rather they travel out of the country.. At this juncture, I will like to call on the government at all level to look into this and find a lasting solution to it. Lastly our government should stop sending the talented ones away by sending them aboard for training and failed to establish/provide where they will be discharging what they've learnt or the skills they've acquired upon their arrival. If we can do this, I believe that few years to come Nigeria will be the greatest country of the world while others will be on the queue at our back. But before then, I remain my humble self. God bless Nigeria.

A house girl approached her female boss asking for a salary increment. But then, her boss wasn't interested to give it up so easily, "Gloria, we don't just pluck money from the tree. We work for it, we have a salary too. And that salary hasn't tasted any increment for about six years now. How am I gonna be able to increase your salary honey? Wait until the time the government increases my own, you'll get yours too." She said. "That's not fair please …" Gloria was cut. "What's not fair? Refusing to give you a salary increment because I haven't yet gotten the government increase my own or giving you a salary even when mine hasn't increased?" "But Madame …" she was cut. "No but. You already know there are a lot other important things that are draining our finances in this house. Please be fair okay." she said and noted that maid was disappointed, "Gloria, I didn't say you won't get an increment. I only said that you gonna have to wait until the government increases my salary. And besides, the quality of your work at the moment isn't that much appealing." Gloria looked at her boss like she had grown two heads. "I knew you would object dear but you know it's true." "But Madame, if you and I were to have everyone vote in this house for who is the best cook, you'd have only one vote." "Oh yeah? Yes. You're right. It's only the three of us in this house so that means I'd win the vote." "No, the vote you'd have could be your own. I could get the remaining two." "Are you kidding me? You don't think my husband would vote for you, do you?" "I am only reporting what he said to me the other day." "Ohhh what's that? That you're a better cook than me?" "Yes." "Hmm. Okay, fine. But you can't ask for a pay rise just because you cook better..." "Not only cooking, even the simple chores I do in and outside the house. I do them better than you." "Okay, now stop it. Who told you that?" "Your husband." "You guys seem to be chatting a lot these days? And a long your chitchats, you seem to be gossiping a lot about me." "No, we don't Madame. He was only trying to compliment my work?" "Okay, maybe you wanna get the medal. Is there anything that you're good at of which I am not?" "In bed." The boss was confused, slowly enraged, "what? What do you mean?" "I am better than you in bed." "You shameless girl!!" just then, he started to beat the girl. Dodging the fierce kicks and punches, she started to run outside with her boss making a beeline for her while shouting on top of her voice, "so you've been sleeping with my husband? Am going to kill you today you dog!" As Gloria was running, she tripped and fell down on the ground and her Madame found her, "very good, let me kill you now! What a shameless girl …" Gloria cut in, "no no no Madame, I haven't ever done anything like that with your husband." "Then how did he know you're good in bed?" she shouted on top of her voice. The girl spoke up with a loud voice, "Madame it's not your husband who told me am better in bed than you. It's our landlord …" Right then and there while looking around to see if anyone was around, the boss covered Gloria's mouth making her struggle to speak, "shhhh! Shhhhhh! Shhhhhhhh! Keep quiet." She whispered desperately getting to calm Gloria down, "Okay, okay. I'll triple your salary effective this month. Just don't tell anyone. You're really a good girl Gloria. You're indeed the best maid we ever had."

continue d lie.i will keep watching