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i see a camel toe designed with dumbness

Won't pay 20 naira to take a pix with him talk less of 8k

imagine if my aunty or mom sees d pix on my phone and ask who is dis, and i say a celebrity, and she says which type of celebrity(singer ,,,, actor..... Music producer....... Or even a artist)

what do u expect me to say


maybe that he is a famous dick sucker

omotohdarajugbogbolo:
Lol
You see why u shouldnt put your nose where it doesnt belong?

i wont say anything to someone whose moniker is.............dat

DaySpringer:
She is looking at you, it means she likes you. Means she is curious about you and finds you attractive.
She is not going to insult you, she is not going to look down on you.

You're handsome and yet you feel insecure. Girls tell you you're handsome same way guys tell her she's pretty.
What's the difference between you and her? Don't base your appraisal of someone's level based on their outward appearances, everyone had what he or she is fighting with on the inside.
See it as you a handsome guy talking to a pretty girl; makes two normal people. When you sit and talk with her, what matters won't be how your faces look but what comes out of both of yous mouths and the flow of the conversation.
So When you approach her, see her a normal human being, she has to be interesting to talk to else you won't like her. She should be smart too.

Concerning the Bolded:
Don't look down on yourself.

Think about yourself so far
What are you skills? The things you can do? Can you play an instrument? Are you good with technology? are you good at making people laugh? Are you good at understanding people?
You must have friends and they like something about you and enjoy your company for some reason, think about that whenever you feel your self esteem taking a blow because you're seeing another human being.

And also no matter what you feel, when you take that first step forward, it might seem incredibly hard at first but it will get easier. The more you do it, the more you get better at it and the bigger your confidence gets.

thanks bro.... I will try and talk to her on sunday

The 3 witches are strongly behind ur back

DavidTheGeek:
What if she doesn't?

Here's an open secret you should know... Girls want to be approached. They want us (guys) to talk to them. As you're here dying to talk to that girl, she's there dying and wondering why you've not talked to her yet.

The way to over come "approach anxiety" is to approach lots of girls without any intention (of dating her). Any girl you approach from now on, approach her like and because you want to be her friend. The more you approach, the more confident you become.

Now the next time you catch that girl staring, approach!

thanks bro for giving me d liver.........cant wait to try it on her on sunday

Broszamb:
You Dnt Have To Bro, Things Are Hapening Everyday, People Are In Need Of Help, If You Have Anyway Of Assisting Pls Do, Or You Have Any Work He Can Do For You He Will. Thank You

hmmmmm ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;where do u stay

Dreal11247:
Brother, I know you are right. Even while trying to live a holy and righteous life, one still needs to pray. You can never be sufficient on your own.

hmmmm u are right

pple will be rushing here to say 666 now;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;i
he sure for me

d guy above has said all.........................maybe d person below me will say more

The devil has finally taken charge of her matter

So where do i come in..................... How is it my business

hmmmmmmmmm very nice................... Something like dis will be easy to take off when it comes to d other business (shey una get)

This are d people dat need mental valuation cos dis guys is dumb

wow dat kul

i my self saw someone drivers licence today on d floor
.. I tried d guys number 4 times and d idiot was nt picking his calls and when he finally picked....................... He was just saying trash so i threw it into d gutter

IkpuMmadu:
Don't worry, mist of Igbo land don't kill python and especially us from Anambra . So they have chosen our totem to fight us


You Know they can't win

must u quote d whole thing to say just dat.......................... Ha..... 3 gbosa for u oooo

Congratulation oooo

am very happy for uuuuuu :p
ntoin

Is this d best thing u can come up with


am disappointed ;(:|:/

wow ........................every beautiful
going there to chyke babes

Haaaa smellos ..............; e epp my mommy and my daddy including my aunty sef and i am sure it will epp me too;..................... If it has not crash when i gat d doe to invest

baracutie:
Who mmm epp

Dreal11247:
All these massive advertisement of nudity is just to capture more souls to Hell Fire. I shall make it to Heaven in Jesus name Amen

hey bros.................making heaven aint by prayer but action...............so u can pray and fast for 70 years and nt still make heaven



peace out

baddest nigga...............................................................................................he ain't fresh like dis now bt far wealthy and famous

choose URP...it d best.....................i will give reasons later

the bastard

NatureBoy91:
Have you tried beans with noodles(indomie)? It make sense also.

haaaaaaaa.........i neva reach dat level...............na small small

dammieowot1:
Must you talk?

i think dat y nairaland has a reply link..........................so kip shut

My advice is for u to go to d poly than studying education course

and if u are true with ur nd........... U can apply with DE to any university of ur choice and a very good course......... Just have a very good CGPA and since post utme has been cancelled......... It will be easy for u

i was expecting a real hummer..................................shey u get

hmmmmmmmmmmm..................salute to d guy above........................na u get topic and na u con hijack ftc join...........................u have no place in heaven

bean with spaghetti............................................d food make sence die

And u are d mediator right...

Beta go and find work
stale news

Teniolasmart:
what if she walks away............ What if she hiss or laugh at me or even report me to her friends

NOTE;;;;am a very shy guy and introvert too(i don't think i have dat kind of liver)

any other way pls