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Oyehomie:
Lol...tuday..we don catch u..na u dey steal meats for our pot abi....nobody go helep u beg oooo....
Lol..gud am bro

I hail boss! I sight ya!

drjoshua2000:
Smoking kwale weed in the morning has its consequences.

my brother! if na weed cux d won when I dey I 4 happy self! na boredom oh! I hear say u dey plan coup! hmmm 4 only cutlass when you get! men 4 GC get poppy oh...

run inside thread pull pant shit 4 fraiser domot(frontage)... discharge pass DTOBS provision store! observe say egusi soup dey saint 4 Kbs468 hux, tip toe go he kitchen window(look everywhere with the kind of fraih sexy round eyes) no body dey around, stretch hand pass window, open pot(wow c meats) about to collect two pieces when I hear ole ole, turn back na qUTYJOICE tiny voice dey cause dis problem to my organize plan, dust my slippers begin gbaga(run) naso SPIXYTINXY start to pursue me(4 my mind dis girl na man oh), I just run 10 step ni every black 4 my eyes na OYEHOMIE blow my eyes as he bracket me 4 1 corner! b4 I say abeg na LOGODWHIZ(pressy) palace I dey sooo!
GC mk una come help me beg!!

NB: I didn't proof read the above story! so sorry 4 any error that might a raise! have a splendid day...

men! it has tay, nor be small tin oh.. na so 1 blind deaf 4 my area say e go stone me, I just dey laugh am, how e won manage c stone, me nor knw say e Don already match stone 4 ground! right I still dey run as I manage dodge the first stone!!

LogoDWhiz:
hehehehe

u gats develop the haabit.. or come when less busy and make good use of the time

baba na true u talk! that my pressy speaking

LogoDWhiz:
hehehehe..
We have talented peeps in this city.
Proud of you guys..


Don't worry, with your writing skills, you should be able to woo a girl

seriously I 4 dey chat 4 this thread well well oh! but to type can tire me!

Fraiser:
my guy I feel dat freestyle u too much

my original chairman! I greet you.

It's summer time! the weather is friendly and the trees are green! @ d far end of fraih street close to fraiser house in Golden city lies a old but lovely apple tree whose fruit are ready to be pluck, under the apple tree terrymason is seated down receiving the cool breeze that's blowing through the cities gate straight down to were his seated!. terry is been boarded from his look , he has never gotten a true love in the city, time is ticking he most present a lady before the president (LogoDWhiz) that over sees the affair of d city.... beside terry their is a golden pen inside a basket which he brought along side... the golden pen it ready to kiss d rose sheet that's is gently place on the soft ground, soon as terry was about to unleash the love quote in his heart in to writings (na so dem pour cold water 4 my head ni dat time I realize say na dream I dey)

NB: mk una nor vex for my story oh! na heat and bordom ni cux d one I dey!

kilokeys:
My 6000th post on NL..

I'll make it brief.. Make i book space first

lolx! you nor won sleep like me abi! mk I tell lala mk e ban ur ba3 to work 4 ur fone

kilokeys:
My 6000th post on NL..

I'll make it brief.. Make i book space first

lolx! you nor won sleep like me abi!

before embarking on any journey in life, I love asking questions to enable me escape the flaws others over looked, as prospective Corp member have been hearing a lot of unimaginable stories about male corpers and their female student in school! As a male corper how can you over come those triers? and please present and past Corp member should drop their experience!

Fraiser:
no worry about bae, we dey togeda, u sef know sey luv one tintin no b my wayz na, we go dey carry babe for GC nyt club wey we go dey use hold our conscience expecially dat friday nyt wey my wife dey go vigil.

that one join! ur head dey dia, kpoku 4 d man when know road...

Fraiser:
where are dis beautiful babes chisophia, cindy222 nd rosalinne can sombody help me tell dem am missing dem here, I dey inside AC bur I dey feel heat because of dia absence, wot about my very own bolagabriella, somebodysMrs nd missprudence its been a while I saw dem too, my company is craving for dia absence. I cant forget our very own big mamas in d house missoyin, mschubby nd missevey,it seems dey hav forgoten us here, My regards go to my own personal person terrymason, its been awhile too.

my guy sight you! no babe won keep ne here na!

Kbs468:
Terry Man. Howdy? Good to hear from you again

thanks man! I dream see nairaland that's y I comment this moni...

good morning to you all! how's life? for those folkx that has pillow and mat here! una never wake up?

merikims:
I hear u broda

if girl include broda 4 any of her write up to you! U better run! Mk I dust my bathroom slipper banger...

merikims:
really.that for me to know n for u yo find out.

4 ur mind now u dey put me 4 suspence? Shey! Am single and ready to mingle... you can confirm from fraiser

IghravweIG:
Na so.
Me na Ugh boy, but all na d waffi.
We must to dey represent.

poku 4 the man when sabi!

merikims:
oh that cheap thing.its just 100 naira from aboki.lol

the position that ring they so, if is not place by a guy on the alter then you are scaring potential guys like us!

merikims:
I know my bro.you only live once.

your ring nor allow me comment 4 ur dp oh! That ring na some people 4years school fees ooooooo shu!

IghravweIG:
Lwkmd o.
Chai! Baba u get mouth, I swear

that's how we roll! Confirm wafi dude ni dey follow yarn so, we nor dey carry last na, instead e go b bracket last!

IghravweIG:
Lol.
I dey feel u.
U nor no say the bottle na project work on its own

that bottle na souvenir my brother

IghravweIG:
Frasier baba,since everywhere don calm.
Make I use this medium invite u to jayloms party.
The I.V pass na lighter o.
Take this Hennessy press first.

that hennessy bottle get hip past some girls 4 this nairaland oh!
https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/3459692_3367111cdatausersdefappsappdatainternetexplorertempsavedimagesimages3jpeg5c9d6cea97c3e43707ed1c3b8f9de69a_jpeg_jpege848e19fd8119a5bd694918a10ba7e87

Magymagz:
fr d compliments, fnx dear ...buh me sef is a married woman o

d way ur eye dey shine 4 ur dp eh! No body go fit cheat you oh! Fraih come see ur sister here! .

Fraiser:
baba wen u too turn protocol officer na wey u dey welcome guest

see me see wahala! Oga fraiser ni u ni get my welcome? Mk una tell am b4 I go off this my half egbo 4 he eye lid now oh!
Common city babe u nor fit find 4 me! I dey hustle my own now u won Mk me look like bad guy!

SlyphN:
I'm SlyphN
Unn graduate, a proud Super Lioness,lol* I really roar with pride* dept of Accountancy, A16.

you are officially welcome to the thread! Any complain or suggest on nysc please feel free to drop it and we will all be keen to help! Actually this is the first time am typing with English on this thread just cux d new lady

Oyehomie:
Lol..jst like nah...i get wife nah...wettn i won dey do with dat bony kinda buttock...abeg make i hear word jawe.....see ma qutyjoice nah....na u dem dey talk? I no even like u again

hahahaha! Carry go jare!

Oyehomie:
Lol..i like yu.....no yawa o

jesu! I cover my bumbum with the blood of my girlfriend!

Oyehomie:
I jst dey waka pass ni nah nd d tn jst enta ma ear straight... No b ma fault..na only mean fit call her dat kinda names o..her name for u na Qutyjoice...i dash u dat one

no yawa chief!

Qutyjoice:
Yellow berry I just sed sabi pple nao full here

yes na! We sure die ask chairman fraiser and miss fraih!

Oyehomie:
Na ma wife be blue berry?

aha! You can fast counter me! If u be bomb detector, nor one go escape you ooooo..... shu

Qutyjoice:
Omniknowest ful 4 here gidigba

what's that! Blue berry!