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Kbs468:
ROTFL
terrymason! e b like say that head Pan load of sand, cement and gravels wey you dey carry for site don turn you upside down ba?

Na me you dey refer to as k2039 hahahaha

hahahaha! Guy person never chop since moni ni cux am! Na my last strength I dey tk type so!

8 Things You Must Do Before Concluding Your NYSC!

Job hunting could be an uphill task for most fresh graduates considering the fact that it is a game of the survival of the fittest.Below are a list of 8 things you must get done while serving your nation to be better positioned for the job hunt especially in the private sector.
1.DECIDE ON THE KIND OF JOB YOU WANT:
The first thing you must do is to take a decision on the kind of job you want.You can even stream line it down to the list of companies you would want to
work for, that way you know what you are preparing for and how to go about it. It amuses me
when job hunters come to my office and I ask them what kind of job do you want and they go like “oga, any job”. Any job is no job dude, take a decision today because it will determine a whole lot of things in your preparation.
2.RESEARCH: Carry out a research on the company(ies) you would like to work with. It baffles me how people submit their CVs to companies they know little or nothing about. A little research will do you some good. Get to know a
thing or two about their history,
the people, their organizational culture, their vision and their mission statement.
3.PROFESSIONAL CERTIFICATION: Acquire at least one professional certification. This is why you
should decide first on the choice of career/job you want as it will help you decide on which professional course to go for. Don’t be a party to the band wagon mentality that is prevalent
among corps members. Everybody is going for project management, therefore must you
too go for project management? Everybody in your lodge is enrolling for NIM, so you too must enroll for NIM. That is not true. Get to find out the professional certification that best suits
your dream job. All you may just need is a course on safety or data
base management. Trust me!
4.SKILL ACQUSITION: Please learn a new skill. Get your hands on something, so when they ask you,
what can you do? You can provide a definite answer, instead of just telling them what you studied. What you studied and what you can do are two distinct things altogether. This is very important especially for my friends with a background in
social sciences. A good skill
acquired could also be handy pending when the dream job comes. 5.CHANGE YOUR WARDROBE: Dude please dress like your dream job. Starting building a professional
wardrobe from that small alawee. It’s not the time to spend your money on another dirty jean, combat pants, or what have you. Get yourself a cutting edge professional suit (don’t bank on your convocation suit to do the job). It doesn’t cost much. For guys, invest on good ties,
cufflinks, shoe, shirts, and a good brief case or bag and stop carrying your cv in that big brown envelope, some directors can sight you from their office and tell the security or secretary “don’t let that guy in, he is looking for a job.
6.WORK ON YOUR WEB IMAGE: Image is everything.
Shun those clichés’ or fat lies on our CV, if I go through your Facebook timeline or twitter handle , I will tell the kind of person you are ( I just shared a little secret of what some employers now do, work on it and thank me later).
If your Facebook timeline and profile is not decent, work on it or get a new one before you start job hunting. Follow the company you would like to work for on twitter, like their page on Facebook. Build a professional online presence .Get a good e-mail ID (Do away with the
xyz4love@yahoo.com craze and the likes of it.). a good professional ID comprises of your
name and your surname
e.g. adewalejohnson@yahoo.com.
7.IMPROVE YOUR NETWORK: The job you are looking for dey some people hand, Hello! Start building
your contact list, invest in
strategic relationships while you are still serving.
Join associations, clubs, and forums. Ladies you can
join Women in Management and Business (WimBiz), the biggest association for women professionals in West Africa. You can enroll for their mentee program as a young female graduate. Trust me, you don’t need to know the caliber of women you meet in such an association. One good contact
is worth more than a hundred CV submitted at random. Build new, better, and strategic relationships.
8.GET A MENTOR: Identify someone who has distinguished him or herself in the career you desire to pursue. A good mentor can carry you along, just make sure the person is accessible. Don’t go telling me that Ngozi Okonjo Iweala is your mentor, when you two don’t communicate. She can
be your role model, but obviously
not your mentor. Identify someone that can create time for you and probably entrust you with responsibilities, even if you don’t get paid. I hope you find it useful

Source http://www.viviangist.com/8-things-you-must-do-before-concluding-your-nysc-programme

Fraiser DTOBS k2039 fraih... copy more peeps! We most get job immediately after service oh..

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Lagos – Dr Wale, Chief Medical Director, Lagos State University Teaching Hospital (LASUTH), Ikeja, Dr Wale Oke, on Friday said that the state government was installing a helicopter evacuation system in the hospital. Oke said in Ikeja at the trial run of the emergency landing of the helicopter in the hospital the aim was to move patients from different locations to the hospital when required. He said that the trial run was to identify possible challenges that could occur when landing the helicopter and how to profer solutions. “What we did today was a trial run to see the challenges that will be faced by the pilot when he tries to land the helicopter in front of the Surgical Emergency Department. “We have identified all the problems and solutions have been proferred. “The state government is using extra budgetary funds to put up a modern helipad of international standard that will cater for these needs. “Some of the problems that have been identified can be addressed with the removal of some poles and cutting down of trees. “Some physical structures will also have to be adjusted to meet the need so as not to cause injuries when landing, ” he said. Oke said that the government had identified that it was important to further improve on the evacuation of patients to the hospital through air transportation. According to him, when a patient who is critically ill gets to the hospital on time, the chances of survival is higher.

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/02/lasuth-test-runs-emergency-helicopter/

Lagos – Dr Wale, Chief Medical Director, Lagos State University Teaching Hospital (LASUTH), Ikeja, Dr Wale Oke, on Friday said that the state government was installing a helicopter evacuation system in the hospital. Oke said in Ikeja at the trial run of the emergency landing of the helicopter in the hospital the aim was to move patients from different locations to the hospital when required. He said that the trial run was to identify possible challenges that could occur when landing the helicopter and how to profer solutions. “What we did today was a trial run to see the challenges that will be faced by the pilot when he tries to land the helicopter in front of the Surgical Emergency Department. “We have identified all the problems and solutions have been proferred. “The state government is using extra budgetary funds to put up a modern helipad of international standard that will cater for these needs. “Some of the problems that have been identified can be addressed with the removal of some poles and cutting down of trees. “Some physical structures will also have to be adjusted to meet the need so as not to cause injuries when landing, ” he said. Oke said that the government had identified that it was important to further improve on the evacuation of patients to the hospital through air transportation. According to him, when a patient who is critically ill gets to the hospital on time, the chances of survival is higher.

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/02/lasuth-test-runs-emergency-helicopter/

Lagos – Dr Wale, Chief Medical Director, Lagos State University Teaching Hospital (LASUTH), Ikeja, Dr Wale Oke, on Friday said that the state government was installing a helicopter evacuation system in the hospital. Oke said in Ikeja at the trial run of the emergency landing of the helicopter in the hospital the aim was to move patients from different locations to the hospital when required. He said that the trial run was to identify possible challenges that could occur when landing the helicopter and how to profer solutions. “What we did today was a trial run to see the challenges that will be faced by the pilot when he tries to land the helicopter in front of the Surgical Emergency Department. “We have identified all the problems and solutions have been proferred. “The state government is using extra budgetary funds to put up a modern helipad of international standard that will cater for these needs. “Some of the problems that have been identified can be addressed with the removal of some poles and cutting down of trees. “Some physical structures will also have to be adjusted to meet the need so as not to cause injuries when landing, ” he said. Oke said that the government had identified that it was important to further improve on the evacuation of patients to the hospital through air transportation. According to him, when a patient who is critically ill gets to the hospital on time, the chances of survival is higher.

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/02/lasuth-test-runs-emergency-helicopter/

I notice a huge crowd around jamb office at opannam road close to nta office, I hope the candidate request are put into consideration!

x240:
I don't know how you guys just come here to pass misinformation. If you don't know something then waka pass.

Any company that takes you in as a graduate and does not request for your discharge certificate has run foul of the law. The NYSC law clearly states that no company would employ a graduate without them passing through the scheme.

Why do you think foreign based Nigerians even come back here to serve?

that was exactly what I thought of!

favoured234:
Yes..
My NYSC certificate has not done anything for my life and I have been working

sorry to ask oh! Can you give details on how you got the said job?

So the priest can't cast out demons , or is it by beating is going to win? If what is said is even true.... fake propro every wia

Good day to my fellow nairalanders, am just wondering if is possible to get a well paid job without including a discharge/exemption letter to your cv when applying for a job. A friend of my got employed two months of serving(Nysc) in a offshore servicing company. Though I know most company state their requirement when publishing for job position.

NB: Am a batch A pcm!

Shammak:

A beg chill make I sharply collect my timberland wey I wan use rock Yikpata camp

no shaking!

Shammak:
U alone bawo.. Me too

begin pack your bags! Cux the keke man when I come to convoy us go illorin dey junction dey wait!

Emmeritus:
There are many trees around me ,but still d heat is out of diz world

am telling you! The only solution is ac...

Shammak:
Yeah... Kwara dey aiite provided you're posted to the state capital, Ilorin

state capital that's wia me dey go...

Fraiser:
na me u dey follow relate lyk dat abi? e b lyk say u won enter one chance for dis city? oya come dey approach make i dey luk u, any gal u no go see for dis city unless u appease me

you Don turn juju? Na to buy kola and ogogoro pour 4 your big toe...

Am force to open a thread on this issue cause of the rate of heat now! I don't know if am the only one that is witnessing the change of climate, but all I can say is that my whole house is hot! and imagine have bathed like 6 times now, but still yet am sweating.... what's the cause?

Shammak:
Baba make we dey go kwara together na

my bro! You get ideal on how the kwarra be self!

Kbs468:
Haaaaaaaaa!
Make I ask you, Do you like it b4? Y I dey ask sef. If you No like am, then you must join and start lent/40 days fasting into Easter ooo because na Baba God fit change am as e don b so ooo.

seriously? Guy na akwa ibom dey my mind oh!

Please house! I checked my CUL using the nysc11 then and I was posted to kwarri, but now the same cUn from the previous CuL Is what I got from nysc through text! Will I still be posted to kwarri state?

Kbs468:
Don't worry. When the Minister of works and Infrastructure-Sent4rina comes around again, I will let him know about your plight and I am very sure He would brief the cabinet effectively for an immediate action since He is even aware of the site you are working as it is a major project that the presidency is very much interested in.

chairman I nor dey understand English na, abeg decipher am 4 me jare, b4 I go site boyx 4 you...

Fraiser:
terrymason u be my G bur no try am o, she is a married woman already, make u no com cause d kyn kasala wey happen here somtyms ago o. even if my inlaw shammak no dey around now I go watch hin back for am because hin dey watch my own too

bros never vex oh! I know say if u vex you dey always cry , mk I rush wear my slippers from fraih house, commot sharply b4 chief show!

Fraiser:
shey no b me nd blizzydoDo wedding card u dey use sha? no try am o btw hw are u doin, its been awhile here, hope uvre gud bro

I fit try am use una card, even if na 10years ago una marry, I go put the card for inside frame like certificate... Am Good bro! Thanks.

Fraih:
LoL
Ehmmmm, even if na once in a yellow moon, make una dey greet him. Hin go reply am when he return from site.
Cc: Terrymason

so you join them agree say na site I dey work?

Kbs468:
Bros Abeg no vex oo, but me personally as I first see your moniker, na him I conclude say no need to the mention you because you go dey busy for site wey fit no get service or light sef as e b say na bricks and cement you go dey busy with since you b Mason.

Abi I lie? Fraih answer me oo because terrymason fit dey bias because na him dey involve oo.

hahahahahaha! My brother you nor lie oh, I dey shout since 4 site, unto my head pan when them move(thief)! Abeg mk una donate small money buy new one 4 me

Fraih:
Babe, I see You too, hope ya good?
Infact, don't bother answering, I know you are.... Your dp says it all

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Where is Terrymason

am here oh! Na only u dey remember me 4 GC! If I start proposing now, guys would be angry! Thank you miss fraih......

boboLIL:
Heat wan kill me for here oh....

guy nor be only you oh! Heat wear me Polo and small cap! I dey use person wedding card dey fan my head!

Fraiser:
lol... u dey dodge ur head

the head dey 4 my body na!

Fraiser:
my personal person hw u dey, hw ur body, hope da ur yansh wey dem shuk botu don dey heal small small, y u sef go dey fight ontop one botu of alomo, u b frosh nw, u won com dey pretend nw say na coke u dey take, abi na cocaine u dey take style talk

! Cocacola my broda!

So games ain't for kids! Like the ps4 they are playing is 100k+, where will a kid see that kind of money to purchase one... more over my ps4 graphics normally scare my Lil niece...