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Dia is a newly completed hostel around Oke-odo.. Bekadims (hope i got dat right)... Toilet wit WC, tiled Kitchen, Electricity, Water runnin in rums, fantastic enviroment... E.t.c jes for 70k... Its called COMFORT VILLA.. Call me on 08162724802 or Electra on 08099797178.. ~yes boss~

Idboyostic: thr s a newly built hostel around MFM area.......it goes 4 75k.....

ao d auz luk?

No hostel yet faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Guys.. D UNILORIN movement list is officially awt oo! Xo go check urs.. ~yes boss~

company1: Is there anyone that his/her picture is showing on the portal? because without that your level adviser can't sign the course form

Same with me and my level adviser........ Even my H.O.D wont sign!!!!!!! Am fed up sef...... Av sent numerous mails to comsit but no replies yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Osu mi ooooooooo

adeyemireal1: dat a lie...my bro is a lectural...he said more list are still coming out...so dnt decieve us here..okay

GBAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Big Congrat to Gov. Mimiko... The executive gov. Of Ondo State.. Naw.. Let AAUA put smile on every 1s face...

Skul hostel oooo... I don tire sef...

Al-hasan:
Pls my highly esteemed brothers on Nairaland,i scored 230, 70% yet,i av not been admitted in unilorin.2day,i checked jamb admission and i found that Federal College of Education,Oyo offered me Special Education and English.do i av hope for UNILORIN?

Respect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I pray the qualified candidate wins...

- Returning students to check their portals for their good standing status,
- Please note that only returning students are to apply for bed spaces and services online now,
- Note also that allocation is done proportionally this session on faculty basis, still following, first-come-first-served principles. Hence, students are to make reservation based on available spaces allocated to their faculty.
- Fresh students should not apply for allocation as they would only be allocated after due clearance by the University,
- Students on IT, SWEPS, FPT. etc during the session, especially around Ilorin are advised to seek accommodation on campus and so can stay in residence during long vacation.
Does this mean no hostel for freshers yet??

D portal is nt displayin passport... Except for d clearance certificate.. Any1 else wit d same Prob?

OmolaraParis: Tot i wudnt b coming bak again but i av a vry vital observation 2 drop 4 y'all, ds's it;
U'r suppox 2 upload ur passport on ur personal registration portal wic shud b 400pixel, i dectectd dat u cud put ur signature at d bak of ur passport too wic is stated dat it shud also b 400pixel, so u cud scan both d frnt wic has ur pix, and also d bak wit ur signature on d white bakgrnd of ur pix wic u wer told 2 do, so... no nid of tearing a white paper, sign on it and upload again, u cud now use ur single pazport, d frnt, with ur pix wit d red bakgrnd and d bak wit ur signature on d white bakgrnd at d bak of evry passport, i dnt kw if anyone copy me? (Damn all error in my txt above, was vry in a hurry)

do u mean we are to upload two items i.e Passport and Signature? sowie if that pissed u off again!

Payment type!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nafin showing!!!!!!!!

Gr8est AAUAITES..

Api... Score 40% in AAUA.. 2nd choice.... Applied for Microbiology... Naw a proud UNILORITE studin BOTANY... Baba God noni.. Pray i get admitted in AAUA too though... Cuz i worked for it.. Sharout to all AAUAITES.... And d Better by far family (BBF)... Am naw a Better by far student...

Guys!.... Pls... Do nt fill the courses until u visit ur LEVEL ADVISER.... Wise word...

AAUA on ma mind!!!!!!!!!

CLEARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dany2k: is anybody thru with screenin form and uploadin process.plz reply

Done wit Uploadin! Bt nt wit Screening form! Its jes sayin ''ERROR''

OmolaraParis: Hahahahahaha! Did anybody c ds? Oops and oow! ds ar JUNKS of da hyhest oda coming 4rm a trash can. Grow up kid, u'r 2 young 2 b a fool. :-) *winks*
(brb 4 you)

U jes dey make me laugh!!!!!!!!!! Anyways!!!!!! congrat!!!!! PICKUP!!!!!!!! Any "REAL" Linguistics Student in the auz!!! Not PICKUPITES oooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OmolaraParis: shio! C ur lyf outsyd lyk market square, my frnd over-foolishnez dey wori u, i wic it was LOVREN nt you buh shar, boti woluwa lotin seh. Mr take-on! Oops! Paris kant laff.

10k GOD for your lyf!!!!!! Either PICK UP or PICK ON or PICK OUT!!!!! Linguistics no be for PICKONERS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO or PICKUPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bt anyways!!! Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Greatest PICKUPITES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OmolaraParis: Stay dia ore oluwa ti parie funmi

Ah! Congrat oo! Bt no go dia dey vomit PICKONERS ooo! Wise word! Terye awt...

Omolaraparis!!!!!!!!!!!! Linguistics?? ao va ooooo!!!!! Me don gbori wole!!!! B.sc McB!!!!!!!!!! shebi oluwa loni!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PICKoner!!!!! LWKMD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally a UNILORIN STUDENT! No tym for PICKONERS! Am in oo! Atlast! Baba God noni! Admitted in UNILORIN and KWASU.. Y always me!

iyanu ti shele! Skul on ma mind.... © u on campus! Peace!

Odunnu: Lovren, Terye, Collozus and omobolaji (hope I spelt them rightly) have all been temporarily suspended from this thread and the section.
Same thing i'll do to any other person who has no respect for nairaland laws.

hmmmmmmn

Jasboi: trouble makers

hmmmmn

Abeg no give urself HBP! Wat wil b wil b... Wait for d news to b official guys.... Terye awt...

ShehuAba: There was a Boy ‘n a Girl,
They were best friends for years ‘n years,
They could Talk for hours on the Phone ‘n text each other for days,
When They were Together;
Not a single Sad Thought could cross their Minds,
everything was Great, But One Day;
The Boy did not Answer any Call or Reply to any Text for a Day,
The Girl was worried that something was Wrong..
at night She couldn’t Sleep.., She was sitting in her Room Crying,
‘n It was then that She Realized how much He Means to Her..?
The next Morning;
She woke Up from a Phone call.., Itwas the Boy..
Boy : Hey..,
Girl : Im so glad that you Called Me,What happened to you yesterday??
Boy : I was Busy
[ The GIRL Understood that;
Something was Wrong but could not Ask]
[silence]
Boy : You know..; We should Stop talking..!
Girl: What??.., But Why ??
Boy: I am Sorry, Bye..!
[He Disconnected the call, 'n She Felt as If Somebody
had Slammed the door on Her face]
Everything else Flashed in Her Mind,
Tears :’(
Cars running by Her..
Roof of some building..’n Sunset..
She couldn’t understand anything..
She started Feeling Lonely, Dejected, ‘n broken..:’(
That was the answer to everything! His words were pouncing on her..
Her heart wanted to jump out!
He was the One..! “Why..??”
She Screamed at the Top of her Voice;
Then She made up Her Mind to make a last Try to get Him Back..!
[She called Him Up]
Girl: hi…
Boy: Why are you calling Me?
Girl: I need to tell you Something..
Boy: Go Ahead.
Girl: I Just Wanted You to know one thing before we stopped talking!
Boy: Tell me..!
Girl: Are you All right?
[She broke off..!
She tried but may be he doesn't really Care about Her,
She Thought!
She wasn't His friend in the first Place...
Tears were slowly running Worst
She left the House with a Note..!
[5 hours later]
Phone Rang in the Boy’s Room,
It was the Girl’s Mum,
The girl was lying in the hospital, Got hit by a Car, :’(
The Boy rushed to the Hospital where She was.
She Opened Her Eyes with the Boy’s name..,
He took her Hand..
Boy: Im so Sorry Its all my fault..! But;
I promise when U get better I’ll make It up to You..
Girl: I wont get Better..
Boy: No..! No Don’t say that..
Girl: just tell me one thing Why didyou do it?
Boy told her that He had a Heart problem ‘n
he did not want her to be worried;
‘n there was a risk that he could have Died..!
Boy: I did that because I…..I…..I Love you..?
Girl : I LOVE YOU TOO..?
‘n After That her heart Stopped Beating…:O
She Died..! :’(
The Boy died 10 mins later from a Heart Attack..:’(
He could not live with the thoughtthat;
She died Because of Him.. :’(
-Moral:
If You Love Someone…;
Then Don’t Hold Back Your Feelings…
because Love is The Reason to Live..!
Love is Beautiful..? !
though am not a love doctor...i jst read this piece and i thought i shld pass it to you all that are in love.....

touching... D guy should av PICK ON the gurl ni.. Or PICK OFF the gurl....

OmolaraParis: Hahahahaha, Øoops! Cwiously i jez confirm u aint jez a part time fool buh a full tym slowpoke, so who's now wrong? So is ds actualy a contest or game or is dia anybody here wif a rifle wen u set an example wit fight and an army wic is "take on" as u say? Ha ha ha ha, i knew ur brain wasnt working wen u wer writting earlier, dats y i askd u 2 chek it, i c u jez uploaded d gud part of d brain dou.
Wen u wont study @ evry length, u dnt visit oda fields, den u dnt kw wot d world has to ofa u, iyen bee.
Eida in idioms, contemporary, archaic english or literary meaning,
oxford; concise and thaesarus, longman, John ford dico etc, "pick on" remains to insult, criticiz, quarrel, reprimand unnecessarily or unfairly and sorts. So.... I op u copy now.
To d guy who spoke of "pick on" on idioms, am so thrilld we stil av ppl who ar still and always visible and vigorous in evry perspectiv and field of knowledge, kudos guy, i c u and i dop my cap 4 u 4 real.!
Thankx y'all, its ova.!
Minwhl,
Unilorin i'm on my way... Molara say so. (smiles and exits).

U can't speak gwud english.. U also can't read gwud english... Chaaaiii... Ur prob is unlimited.... U don't watch futball... If u do! U would av heard Torres! Taking on three at the moment in d commentary... And u don't read Newspapers... Mrs PICK UP... Laugh in japanese... Long man kó, short man ni....

OmolaraParis: I don't shout, olowo o kin pariwo, av told u earlier, u'v got 2 xamine ur head, i undastd its nt easy bin a fool buh its jez until u chek ur brain dat tyns can b bera 4 u.. Sogbo? Oh! Hold up fool! Its linguistics nt linguistic, u realy nid 2 clear dat rof edge u kw, Lemme summariz whot u ar 4 yew and d whol aus,
"FRAUSTRATD FOOL" I guez am done buh am perfectly sure u'r an animal and u'l stil reply me, buh u kw wot, I'm waiting to clean ur mess up wif ur life! Zeeeeeeeh! Exit.. (mounbo nor, brb 4 yew).

U jes a funny human being... U fink am a fool?? Lwkmd... Agreed.. I am.. Ar u OK naw?.. #wink... Av gat class... I respect u guys in d auz... For u guys to say i should stop... Wu am i nat too... Bt watch out OMO laga aka Omo ni DOG.. Am comin awt for yaa.. Bt u gat alotta work to do... U dont jes open ur dust-bin and talk trash... U ar xo arrogant.. Gooossh!!... As for me.. Am Terye... And am just here for alittle tym... Registration on ma mind... Nt fight..Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Terye! ~yes boss~... Am awt... Talk.. Am listening...