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OmolaraParis: Brother pls tell him what he lacks total knowlegde of ooh,
I c ur brain is intact o jare, thanks faa.

Bird of d same feathers... Guess u goin for Linguistic too.. Lwkmd.. U no even know d course dat fits u guys.... U PICK ONners... Lmfao... Am avin d tym of ma lyf here... Fun at its best.... Linguistic aspirants indeed... I laugh in fast-forward.... U guys ar rilli funny

OmolaraParis: (who we slap?, who cheek swell?)
I'm nt surprise u av ur head btw ur thighs, i swear to God u'r a fool of da hyhest oda, d prob u av is dat u aint ready 2 learn, no wonda u'r as pathetic as u ar, u shud chek ur brain kid,
"Loveren is ahead of me?!" ha ha ha, i cant laff, d kid is my frnd on 2go and am fully aware of almst evrytyn abt him, if nt dat i respectd d fat dat he's ur bro, i wud av shown u d way 2 straight hell to rot in it wit devil ur grandLORD buh i reconsida and pardon u jez 4 his sake, buh b4 i flip out, i av a sentenc 4 u, " go and search mor on common sense bcuz its hyhly uncommon! "
(Molara walks out as curtain falls.)

Chaaaiii... Pweetie face u don press P faa.. Abeg commot hand... No b ur fault na... Na Unilorin gada insect join real people na... U ar a gurl... I can't exchange words wit yaa.. U z pick on is right.. I laugh in slow motion.. Lwkmd4h... Y u no put PICK UP too or Trailer... Idiot.. U better go carry yaa buk and read wella... Unilorin no dey take empty-skul oo... PICK ON... Laugh in yoruba... Linguistic indeed... U better settle for CRS or PES... Unilorin tins on ma mind jhawe... No tym for NONSENSE... Sharout to all we aspirants... Nt pretenders... Salute ma BRO lovren.... We getting closa... Terye! ~yes boss~.. Me jes chilling on a low key...

Pls guys... Any ZOOLOGY aspirant in d auz? Wat is d course all bout?

honeric01: Can you confirm from school when the session is resuming? thanks..

GBAM...

honeric01: When is the school resuming?

Monday..

Teeboitizzy: 235 and 36..

course?

OmolaraParis: U can only take out and pick on, nt take on...

Lwkmd.. Take out, pick on... Chaaiii... Lemme give a lil tutorial on ur proposed course of study... Wen u take out.. Its wen u knock a person down and he/she fainted... U ar z to av taken him or her out.. E.g Dutchy wasted no tym.. Saw d gun and take him out.. No 2.. Pick on, absolutely no idea whr u get dah fwom... Take on is 101% percent right.. E.g.. For we football lovers.. Wen a team is on d offensive.. They take on the opposition defence wit d aim of twisting and tormentin lyf outta them to either score or get a foul... Bt wen dey ar on the defensive.. The lyks of David Luiz takes up the opposition players durin a set-piece.. Thats y u c tossling in d 18 yard box... U av gat a long way to go dear... Ur proposed department is nt a beans oo.. And d guy LOVREN is far ahead of yaa.. Xo.. Correct urself b4 correctin odas.. Terye awt..

ayawori: . Pls where is d person dat made dis comment days ago. Pls tell dis pple awaiting the list about what's happening. Is there no internet for them to upload or d V.C didn't get a pen to sign d list.

i wonda ooo... So many idiots for dis thread... Just dey open dia ''dust-bin'' and talk trash... Make d guy talk naw or forever remain silent ooo...

Teeboitizzy: so no hope for me?

wat is yaa score? Jamb and pjamb

SEYI_KP: HMMMMMMMM "capSlock" CHAIRMAN HOPE U NEVER SNUFF TABA.

lwkmd4h... Guy u dön press P... Abeg no vex...

Teeboitizzy: pls wahz d general cutoff mark?

40

Øluwå is involved.... If u 8 me.. IDGAF!!!!

Ojosaac: Don't say i didn't tell you ooo! The list is coming out tomorrow. Best of luck.
Source:

mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew

OLUWA IS INVOLVED..... TSUP UNILORITES....

Johnnoah1st: BREAKING NEWS:i was told now dat d list have been pasted in d school premises

Rilli?

Tochi4life: Na wao this Lovren abi wetin be his name is misleading jare imagine all these while I've been thinking it was a girl behind that handle mtchwwwww oga o.

Is lyk u people don fall in love wit dat name! Lovren.... Mehn! Whr u even get d name sef? Dat name dy drive dem crazy faa...

Odunnu: Always report the users causing trouble to the moderators. Click on the 'report' button. Its safe and confidential. Lets all help to make this forum conducive and userfriendly!

Copy dat mehm..... Me just jokin ni faa.... Cuz the atmosphere was intense... Just wana crack a joke ni faa.... Pls.. Any Vet Engineering aspirant in da auz??

joyf8t: lovren u no wat personallly i dont lyk u cos u kind of av a rude way of correctin & advicin pple. Dats nt a personalty people will lyk 2 fancy. Pls i hate seein dah name lovren......honestly it really makes me blush.

Madam Joy... U for don talk say u lyk d name na! Lovren dy make u blush... Lmfao... Mayb Tajudeen or Jelili no go make u blush... Lwkmd4h... I laugh in Italian..... Me just here for a short tym.... Carbish... Terye!.. ~yes boss~... Ar u done?... ~yes boss~.... Awt... Ama kip kip chillin on a lowkey... Copy dat

Laycoln: hey Mr man am not talk 2 u....just behave ur self in dis thead...just be quiet nd stay away frm danger

Chaaaiiii... Mehn! C vocab!... Just passin by sha! Chaaaarrraaaa! Am awt...

nicct: Vic, I respect u, guys i think his info is real, even if its not out next week, he still gave us d ryt info.

jes passing by......chaaaaarrrrraaaaaa #believe

Vic2much: @dat time people are predicting they are still slutting in list of some high personel ...even d vc,senate,registrary ,noc,comsit ,and all d commitee don't kw d time which it will be out ,but nw the list is ready ,after final signing ,backing of the file which list is up, they are going to send it to d jamb office ,after that they going to upload(paste) it on their website for everybody to see...

Fingers crossed...... Just make sure its true or else..... U go c pepper! Terye awt.....

OmolaraParis: Gbam! I c u boss! I can't shout,
Simple and straight-up!

YES BOSS!

9ce 1 fwom Andy! He kept his nerves and emotions! He take every points as it comes! Use his grand strokes well and finish the points very gud too! Bt i tink if NOVAK should av played wit more intensity in d second set! He would av gained some momentum in the 3rd and 4th! Bt takin nutin away from Andy! He was brilliant yesta9yt! Bravo!

mykh01: aauites y una dey dull naw,we shud try and make diz tread more lively.greatest aauaite aspirant......c u in akungba

Abi na! Akungba-Akoko on ma mind! Skul tins!

sweetstuff20: is your post utme score now on your details?

yea! Very clear!

wibarforce: Buh Shey Pason No Fit Volunteer Call Τ̲̅ђǝ̩̩̩̥ Contact On Their Site And Ask When List Go Show....Pls Let SomeoNe Bold Enuf Do So So We Can Be Mind Rested

dey ar nat prepare to reveal anytin to us! Done dat many times!

yousouphlaw: plsss is kwara poly not writing dere p.utme dis yr...cus dere already given sm people admission via jamb site.

U beta start pressin ur own! Jamb don give october 31st as d dead-line for all admission! K.p never announce date nt to talk of doin d exam! Nt to talk of releasin d list!

mystolad: @lovren and @terye....to b candid,i've been impressed with your altitude.i'd created or reserve a kinda believe that you ain't matured when you were blaming,transfering aggression etc.in one word i love your courage.pray your name will be on the updated list.

@ednut sup wif u?
@all waiting for the updated list,wish you guys d best.pray you guys will have reasons to thank God very soon.

@newly admitted ones,ilove the fact that we are not oppressing others,lets pray for them they are our brothers we were ones in there shoe.

10x jhawe! Abi wetin we go do na! Wen Oloyede don refuse to complete our signin! We don pass medical and personal terms are agreed! Bt dat Baba no wan gree sign the papers! We go involve d Holy spirit! Thunda fire those that wan stop me oo! Because psalm 41 vs 10 said ''fear thy not for i am with thee'' so! No reason to fee!

I was able to log in bt no Pume score! My admission status too is negative! Any1 who wasn't able to log in? Pls! We nid proves!

Tochi4life: The 2nd List will be out on Monday 10th of September.*Fact* can't wait so we can follow others and Glorify God.

Can you pls modify ur post by editing dat ''WILL'' and replace it wit ''MAY''..... Cuz u guys are just guessing! And u also put #fact.... Lmfao! Na from Oloyede mouth u hear am? Can't stop laughing! Lwkmd4h ooooo

Jasboi: hey miss or mrs paris!!! take it easy....now go to the Top of dis thread,,,u see it?? dis is education section....no body shld try to split it....

GBAM!!!

Youngmillo: Plz ah cant chck mah admissn status on Unilorin site as d site iz nt gng tru... Anybody xcperience xame?

Every 1 is xperiencin d same! Just kul down! It wil soon be out!