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As a Barça fan, I can't lie, you always sound stupid,but ur trolling is topnotch.... U know how to get us so much.... Some cule here knows

what manner of fuckery are you speaking

what shall it profit a man if his trolling is top notch but he is always sounding stupid??

so i ask again;
what manner of fuckery is this?

sekundosekundo:
"Before he met his waterloo, Buharin Daji had stormed the Fulani settlement of Katsinawa in Zamfara state and carted away cattle belonging to Dogo Gide’s father in-law".


The only sin of this Buharin was attacking Fulani settlement. If he had attacked none Fulani settlement I am sure Buhari and his Fulani soldiers would have paid him for a job well done just like hellrufai did.

sekundosekundo:
"Before he met his waterloo, Buharin Daji had stormed the Fulani settlement of Katsinawa in Zamfara state and carted away cattle belonging to Dogo Gide’s father in-law".


The only sin of this Buharin was attacking Fulani settlement. If he had attacked none Fulani settlement I am sure Buhari and his Fulani soldiers would have paid him for a job well done just like hellrufai did.

this post is not funny.

it is not sensible.

it is stupiid.

DrinkLimca:
Hmm i must admit she has a beautiful family, a gorgeous mum and a wonderful siblings.


It's so sad that at her age, she is still waiting for private jet owners and jumping from ubi Franklyn's dick to another.

If her mother behaved like her,, her mum would not have given birth that early to her and her siblings..

Tboss should put her pants on,, look for a steady man and settle down..

I know she is older than the likes of mercy Johnson and co,, which are all married women with kids..

marriage isn't the problem with her

she just needs to stay away from controversies

Which one of them babes is T Boss sef?

philfearon:
I hope it will be them, so that Athletico can rape them as they raped Liverpool that year!!!

lol

Neimar:
arsenal cannot stand athletico
deir fire power is too much

agreed.

most likely athletico.

if they don't then most likely assnal.

Neimar:
I si athletico madrid winning the Europa league

2 odq teams I fancy

Salzburg nd Lyon

people generally see arsenal as a joke but on their day they are capable of doing big things.

arsenal or athletico will win the europa league.

At the end of the day that imbecille sampaoli would tell us dyabala cannot play with messi.

mrcalcufast:
you call that messi's trouser 'my daddy dash me'?if your dad is still alive, I would like you to upload the trouser he wore to the church this morning

lol

he dad wears 'drous'

Nicolars:
Malaga was down to 10, so Valverde brought on Andre Gomes to keep it a fair 10 vs 10. What a genius.

11 minus 1 equals 10

10 - 10

Genius

obiorathesubtle:
Seeing a red card given here.

Hope that wasn't a foul on dembele?

hopefully
not watching though

Everything is going according to plan.

haymekus:
Mumu coach still started pique

I just tire o!

This man get sense at all?

Na full squad him use o.

I expected rests for pique and alba.

Melvyn11:
Goal to game ratio matters
when we talking career goals but it doesn't when we are
talking about just la liga. I hail thee

and so start calculating from the day ronaldo got to la liga.

who has scored more la liga goals from August 2009 till date?

Messi!!!

Trendy247:
And the idiot doesn't care about the safety of the fools on the billboard, he's even hailing them sef... SMH

so what was he supposed to do?

order the DSS to climb too and arrest the people for endangering their lives?

or fly up there like jet li and rescue them?

kushercain:
you must be mentally handicapped. So what is the job of the upperhalf of the team, or Messi and Suarez are not charged to score goals. you're here talking like the aim of every team is not to win games and what wins games? possession abi number of bars?
let me break it down without memes for you bross, Ronaldo's output in UCL surpasses not just your strikers, or midfielder but every fucker putting on your team colours meaning even plus those who have no business in scoring goals but still run forward every corner.
so tespidd don't try too hard not to be stupid, let nature take its course

your logic stinks!
fuuuuccck off!

And lemme debate with people.

Melvyn11:
My wife bwhahahahah tesppidd nor kill me with laughter ha beg. How about the fact that Messi has not won any trophy in his career without xavi and iniesta while xavi and Iniesta had won plenty without him.
MESSI might be the one with assists and all that but XAVI and
ANDRES INIESTA where the ones destroying you. How about that..

you two reason like a couple.

Am not about to start going round in circles in some dumb argument.

let's not derail from the issue.

The main point of the day:

Career goals, All time competitive goals;

Messi 600 goals in 747 games,
Ronaldo 639 goals in 897 games,

And Ronaldo is supposed to be a goal machine


Pathetic.

Krasid:
It's funny though, just a few seasons back Messi and CR7 were neck and neck for who would become the first to reach a century of UCL goals. Ronaldo not only won the contest, he now has more than a 100 for only Madrid leaving Messi in his wake who up till now is yet to hit the tally for Barca.

Liar.

The battle was for who would break Raul' s record!

Liar!

Melvyn11:
Now are judging the impact of xavi and iniesta on assists and numbers bwhhaahhaa. . So how come since xavi left and iniesta's
decline messi 's never won a balon dor lol. Your points doesn't even make sense at all in relation to hers

your wife made a point that messi was useless without xavi and iniesta.
Then I have logical points as to why that was a myth which fooools have held on to over the years.
Uncommon common sense should tell you that messi cannot have more goals, more assists, and more chances created than xavi and iniesta and still be said to be successful because of xavi and iniesta.
Such logic could only be of a lower animal!

As for the ballon dor no footballer in history has made the podium 11 consecutive times.
And BTW modric and Kroos came along and started giving ronaldo the ballon dor again.

How bout that?

Kholiwe:
Why are you still wasting your time . Barca fans always have 3 dumb points

1. Ronaldo has more apperances forgetting that he was playing in premier league at a young age as a pure winger in a 4:4:2 under Ferguson yet he still scored an insane amount of goals for a winger .

2. Messi is midfielder: This is even the dumbest argument of all. Like Messi scores all his goals from the centre circle and not in or around the the 18yard box.

3 .Ronaldo has better team mates who feed him tap ins. Forgetting that Messi played under xavi,iniesta and xavi my granmother will score more than 40goals a season with that midfield. Ask them have any of Ronaldo team mates ever finish top3 in balon dor. You shouldnt even bother arguing with them.

your point one - if you claim he scored an insane number of goals then what excuse are you really putting up for him being far below in the goal/game ratio?

your point two - if you really watch mess you would know that for 80 percent of his goals he starts his runs from very deep. Either he dribbles many defenders and scores or he plays the one-two, one-two till he gets to the box. No he doesn't sleep in the box waiting for xavi or Iniesta to do all the work for him. No.

your point three - anybody who associates mess with tap ins should be in the kitchen, and I say this without intending any pun. even in the days of xavi and iniesta it will surprise you to know that-

1. Messi had the most assists than xavi and iniesta.
2. Messi had the most chances created than xavi and iniesta.
3. Messi had the most dribbles than xavi Zack and iniesta.

So woman your points are invalid.

I would excuse your ignorance about Messi's game.

kushercain:
Oga Ade stop using epistle to dodge the simple truth she rubbed in your face, so your team is now made up of only defenders

as usual
Only intellectually deficient individuals rely on memes to pass a message

It's okay to say ronaldo has more goals than Messi

Or ronaldo has more goals than Suarez

But to say ronaldo has more goals than the barca team is simply stuppiid and idiotic.

Even a 10 year old should be smart enough to realize that 80 percent of the squad is not charged to score goals.

So kushercain use your brain more
Don't be stupiid next time

haymekus:
Mumu boy


Wtf do you mean by for Madrid??


When he was at ManU, was he not playing football or is it when he came to Madrid that he started playing football??


STFU and stop being a coward!

lol
Maybe at Man United Ronaldo was not permitted to score goals only to run.

Maybe at Man United he was playing the Hussein Bolts role.

Melvyn11:
Is 600 higher than 637? Oya do addition and subtraction bwhahhahha

600 goals in 747 games

637 goals in 897 games,

This is a big indictment on Ronaldo,

Its a big embarrassment to the messi ronaldo argument.

Only a shameless homosapien would not give up at this point.

Melvyn11:
i tire oo
Ronaldo for Madrid 427games 437 Goals

Messi for barca. 624 games. 539Goals


Its not even comparable if Ronaldo started in la liga he would have scored 1000goals by now .

all we know

Messi 600 in 747
Ronaldo 639 in 897

Men lie, Women lie,
Numbers don't!

Melvyn11:
Somebody that scored 31goals in England playing as a pure winger a joint premier league record is definitely a goal scoring machine.

all that one na super story!

FYI messi has been playing and scoring as a midfielder and as a winger for the past 4 seasons now.

BTW when it comes to goals the only stats we know are;

Messi. 600 goals in 747 apps.
Ronaldo 639 goals in 897 apps.

That's all that we know.

Kholiwe:
So because Ronaldo is a striker thats why he has more Champions League goals than your entire club this season? What other bullshit excuse do your have cause this is dumb

this madam again!

were you recently diagnosed with pneumonia mumunia?

so pique is expected to go up front and score?
umtiti should leave his CB role and go for goal?
jordi alba should leave RB and go up front?
busi too?
even ter stagen has got to score?
so that at the the end of the day their goals tally would be more than ronaldo's?

you might have been too dumb to realize but the underlining message in your statement is that if ronaldo alone were to play a match against the entire barca team,

ronaldo will outscore barca and win the match??


mumuess!

Hypocritic ass nigggas!

They keep trying to restrict the focus of the argument to 300 goals with the claims that Ronaldo was a winger at Manchester United.
And then they are very quick to tell us how ronaldo has scored 11 goals in the champions league and messi 4 goals.

So if i may!

Ronaldo is surely playing as a striker today,
Is Messi playing as a striker today?

Melvyn11:
ok.

lol

Lol
If you tell people say you be graduate of NOUN,



Them go say you nor go school be that!

Melvyn11:
Guy shut up. Epl is tougher than LA Liga and that's a fact. Messi played as a striker or false 9 for 3 seasons under pep after eto left. if Ronaldo started in LA Liga he would have scored 600goals by now.

1. A false 9 basically meant that Messi was playing both the number 10 role and the number 9 role at the same time, in one swoop. Something Ronaldo could never do in his lifetime.

2. Messi played mostly as a substitute player for 3 years. 2006 - 2009. If he started as a regular in 2006 he would have 1000 la liga goals today.

3. Ronaldo probably played as a winger at Manchester United only. From day one at Madrid he has played as a striker. Benzema has always been a striker only on paper. On the pitch Ronaldo has always choked Benzema, forcing him to be the assist striker.

phaamsaam:
I still find it crazy how Messi, who provides so much more for his team, has a much better career goal ratio than Ronaldo. Just 39 goals less from 150 less matches. Also, if you take away their penalty goals, Messi has only scored 14 less goals in his career.
Without penalties:

Messi 523 goals in 747 games
Ronaldo 537 goals in 897 games.

And when you take away free kicks as well and look at purely just goals scored in open play, Messi has only two career goals less:

Messi 484 goals,
Ronaldo's 486 goals.

All this goes to show why Messi even is ahead of him as a scorer, despite not being obsessed with goals. The media obviously will never mention these stats, because they know like with stats in so many other aspects that favour Messi, the myth they're comparable would be exposed.

And if you combine career goals and assists, including all the extra penalties CR has scored and those 150 games extra, Messi has a total of 846 career goals/assists, compared to Ronaldo's 844. So Messi has been directly involved in more goals over his career than Ronaldo... FOR THOSE WHO STILL THINK ITS WORTH COMPARING OR ARGUING ...I JUST SMH...I STOPPED ENGAGING IN THESE ARGUMENTS IN 2012

it arose from only a media invention, the messi V ronaldo argument.

even scientist have proven that people who think that ronaldo is as good as messi generally have a lower IQ.

Melvyn11:
You also forgot to add that while Messi was playing as a centre forward in one of the greatest midfield combination in history Ronaldo was playing at Man United as a pure winger in a tougher League at a young age.

that one na super story.

the stats have shown that messi is still ronaldo's Lord even at the only thing ronaldo knows how to do.

shove your excuses up your 'you know what'