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Her work as a potter makes her famous during her time.

RIP, rest in bosom of the lord.

deebsman1:
Eya

You are a blatant lair, u beta change dat verse u quoted in ur signature if u dnt want d wrath of God!

dake40:
Some Guys on nairaland claiming to have what they don't... "If you succeed in fooling other, you can't fool your conscience"....

Get your self a toilet roll (tissue paper) and test your Girth size


Follow these

1, Get really hard on( fully erect)
2, Insert your dick into the hole provided in the tissue paper you have bought

If your dick slides in and you feel no firmness, sorry you belong to the 1st category of Dick types (smally)

If you feel otherwise, you have just passed the test...


And to those who failed the test, pls stop creating spamming threads on my favourite nairaland!



Here is the 3 major sizes of any Dick



1, Small dick

Take it or leave it, any dick below 5.7 inches in length and below 4.7 inches in length is a small dick

Average Dick
Dicks between 6_-7 inches in length and between 5-5.4 in girth

Big Dick
aka captain of other dicks, monster roster, brave. destroyer,etc

Are you

1, 7.5 or above inches in length?
2, Above 5.5 inches in girth.?

Yap, if you belong to the 7.5/5.5 family then you are a. DOP !(Destroyer of pussy)















By the way I'm a DOP (8/6)

k

Imagine you entered your bedroom and you found a strange man sitting on your bed, you ask him who is he, but he did not reply. You now told him to get out, but he refused, u repeat yourself again that he should get out, again he refused. Out of anger you gave him a dirty slap, he vomited $20,000, you did not notice the money (still fuming), you gave him another slap, but now he vomited $50,000. Now you notice the money what will you do?

colossus2:
Am i alright?

ask oracle

elijah2u:
i normally see this in 2go room and it has never freak anyone and how does that freaks you OP? DONT BE A GULLIBLE PLEASE

i Don't agree because if people don't fall for this, they will not post it again.

colossus2:
Mtcheeeew

What is the matter with u

I have seen this many times, i was now wondering if people still fall for this. They will tell you that the message is for you alone even if you are chating in a room. Some will give you a confirmation code that you should call a particular person to redeem your price, and some will say you should visit there website. I tried it one day, i visited there website, they said i should enter my username and my password, and they also warned me not to change my password in the next 24 hours.
They said they will boost my account to ultimate and also give me unlimited gocredits.
But thank God i did not, but those of us that like free things will immediately enter there username and your passwords. And the next thing they will see is that, there account has being hacked!.

Hi. Please i need your help on how to make a propeller. You can help by listing the materials to use, and also list the procedures.

Your help wil be appreciated.
Thanks.

Chestar5:
@op, what of d ones dat come to nairaland to ask girls out or snd mail


Or d ones dat cum to look at piple's display pics

It like u did not read my concluding part!

Evadamsel:
Hmmmmmnm.... Guilty of 1 sha ;DHmmmmmnm.... Guilty of 1 sha

Which one?

Now before you start reading, spread your mat, and get your self a bottle of origin.

Are you ready?

1:The Audience:- This set of people don't have anything to contribute on nairaland than to read threads and comments. For what shall it profit a man to use his time and energy to write a topic and you just come, read and leave. If you belong to this group you really need to change.
2:The Professors:- This set of people annoys me most, they will always behave as if they know every dammed thing. They will always find faults, mispelt words in every topics. And always ready to criticize the op. These set other people really need to change. You will find some of them commenting on this topic, ready to hit me hard. If u fall here you need to change.
3:The Scammers:- This set of people are very smart, clever and can sometimes be emotional. They have many dishonest plansto extort money from people. You really need to be careful because this set other people are everywhere and they are always ready to scam. I will advice you not to pay or send any money to anyone you don't know or the person you have seen before on nairaland or else you are on your own. (oyo lowa)
4:The Advertiser:- This set of people comes to nairaland to advertise their goods and services, even though it is against the rule of nairaland to advertise in an unappropiate way. They will use all means to advertise especially first to commentus.
5: The Blogers:- This set of people have their own blogging website, they come to nairaland to read topics and copy some links that they think will be good for their blog.
6:The Bashers:- This set of people usually critize other people topic, than don't have any duty on nairaland than to bash. I no no weda this Sets are related to Ali Bash, or lemme say Mohammed Ali. Because they will really hit you hard . Am also preparing for this set of people because they will come and comment here. Infact the funniest pay is that most of them are sometimes right, but they express theirselves in a violent way. This set of people deserve a degree in BAN.
7:The Estate Agent:- This set of people book space on nairaland and they will always say that they are buying land. Who did they pay to? They don't have anything to say and they should always give for the people that are ready to comment. You will also find some of them booking space here. If you fall here you need to change.
8:The Matured Minds:- Yes these are the type of people we want on nairaland, they will always post sensible topics. And sometimes their topic find their way to front page. You will always know this type of people anytime they post or comment. My brother you really need to be in this group, and if you are here continue your good work.
9:The Kids:- This set are usually young lads or let me say young children. They will post rubbish and expect it to reach front page. Infact it is not only young children that belong to this group some grown ups are also among. Now if you know that you are here you also need to change.

And lastly

10: Others:- I don't know where to categorised this set you can help me to categorise them.
They include:- Those people that will be looking for who have blackberry charger, looking for a spouse, looking for a intimacy mate, discussing personal issues or family matters, etc.

Now don't be angry, embarrassed or shy where do you belong to?

And if you think that i forgot to mention some group you can also add yours.

RichDad1:
Wass all dis?

Estate Agents

Tydies:
11: The people who hate the BIAFRANS and wouldn't want to have anything to do with them..cc: lalasticala, seun

Yep the Racist

kingslly:
Mhmm,where's d remaining 7 ?

They are here!

Mprepz:
K

Estate Agent

Freemanan:

Are you booking space or you want to bash me?

Now before you start reading, spread your mat, and get your self a bottle of origin.

Are you ready?

1:The Audience:- This set of people don't have anything to contribute on nairaland than to read threads and comments. For what shall it profit a man to use his time and energy to write a topic and you just come, read and leave. If you belong to this group you really need to change.
2:The Professors:- This set of people annoys me most, they will always behave as if they know every dammed thing. They will always find faults, mispelt words in every topics. And always ready to criticize the op. These set other people really need to change. You will find some of them commenting on this topic, ready to hit me hard. If u fall here you need to change.
3:The Scammers:- This set of people are very smart, clever and can sometimes be emotional. They have many dishonest plans to extort money from people. You really need to be careful because this set other people are everywhere and they are always ready to scam. I will advice you not to pay or send any money to anyone you don't know or the person you have seen before on nairaland or else you are on your own. (oyo lowa)
4:The Advertiser:- This set of people comes to nairaland to advertise their goods and services, even though it is against the rule of nairaland to advertise in an unappropiate way. They will use all means to advertise especially first to commentus.
5: The Bloggers:- This set of people have their own blogging website, they come to nairaland to read topics and copy some links that they think will be good for their blog.
6:The Bashers:- This set of people usually critize other people topic, than don't have any duty on nairaland than to bash . Am also preparing for this set of people because they will come and comment here. Infact the funniest pay is that most of them are sometimes right, but they express theirselves in a violent way. This set of people deserve a degree in BAN.
7:The Estate Agent:- This set of people book space on nairaland and they will always say that they are buying land. Who did they pay to? They don't have anything to say and they should always give for the people that are ready to comment. You will also find some of them booking space here. If you fall here you need to change.
8:The Matured Minds:- Yes these are the type of people we want on nairaland, they will always post sensible topics. And sometimes their topic find their way to front page. You will always know this type of people anytime they post or comment. My brother you really need to be in this group, and if you are here continue your good work.
9:The Kids:- This set are usually young lads or let me say young children. They will post rubbish and expect it to reach front page. Infact it is not only young children that belong to this group some grown ups are also among. Now if you know that you are here you also need to change.

And lastly

10: Others:- I don't know where to categorised this set you can help me to categorise them.
They include:- Those people that will be looking for who have blackberry charger, looking for a spouse, looking for a intimacy mate, discussing personal issues or family matters, etc.

Now don't be angry, embarrassed or shy where do you belong to?

And if you think that i forgot to mention some group you can also add yours.

jamex93:
Cumulative Grade Point Average
for your total grads
and
GPA Grade Point Average
for each semester grad

I fit rest now ??

Yeah tnxx

jamex93:
Cumulative Grade Point Average
for your total grads
and
GPA Grade Point Average
for each semester grad

I fit rest now ??

Yeah tnxx

Maybe the witches from his village are after him.

Godskidmidas:
He stole maggi

lol

Orfankwagh:
na 4 prison?

I wonder o

Vanquay:
It ok!

Jobless! Dat what u are

If u quote me again, i won't reply.

girlsCAFE:
She must be possessed.. Take her to t.b joshua

Lol.

Everything is possible

Vanquay:
M askin u

It ok!

Orfankwagh:
we go chop am

You mean the two of you?

If your wife/gf serve you this, what next?

Vanquay:
Weytin?

M askin u