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For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by dake40(m): 3:53pm On Aug 09, 2015
Some Guys on nairaland claiming to have what they don't... "If you succeed in fooling others, you can't fool your conscience"....

Get your self a toilet roll (tissue paper) and test your Girth size


Follow these

1, Get really hard on( fully erect)
2, Insert your dick into the hole provided in the tissue paper you have bought

If your dick slides in and you feel no firmness, sorry you belong to the 1st category of Dick types (smally)

If you feel otherwise, you have just passed the test...


And to those who failed the test, pls stop creating spamming threads on my favourite nairaland!



Here are the 3 major sizes of any Dick



1, Small dick

Take it or leave it, any dick below 5.7 inches in length and below 4.7 inches in length is a small dick

Average Dick
Dicks between 6_-7 inches in length and between 5-5.4 in girth

Big Dick
aka captain of other dicks, monster roster, brave. destroyer,etc

Are you

1, 7.5 or above inches in length?
2, Above 5.5 inches in girth.?

Yap, if you belong to the 7.5/5.5 family then you are a. DOP !(Destroyer of pu--ssy)















By the way I'm a DOP (8/6)











**Updated**

The size of the tissue tube must be 5.5 in inches, and if you can't find that,


Get yourself

1, A super glue
2, A thick paper( probably the back of a book)


Now cut the paper into this measurement

The length= 7.5
And the girth (circumference) equal 6 inches


Apply the glue to the edge of one of 7.5 inches sides ( the paper),

make sure the portion applied does not surpass 0.5 inches,

...

Now, form a tube shape with the paper in this shape (2nd image)

Whereby

Length equals 7.5 inches
Girth equals 5.5 inches...

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Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by falconey(m): 3:55pm On Aug 09, 2015
am I geting paid?

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Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by Texasquare(m): 3:57pm On Aug 09, 2015
dake40:
Some Guys on nairaland claiming to have what they don't... "If you succeed in fooling other, you can't fool your conscience"....

Get your self a toilet roll (tissue paper) and test your Girth size


Follow these

1, Get really hard on( fully erect)
2, Insert your dick into the hole provided in the tissue paper you have bought

If your dick slides in and you feel no firmness, sorry you belong to the 1st category of Dick types (smally)

If you feel otherwise, you have just passed the test...


And to those who failed the test, pls stop creating spamming threads on my favourite nairaland!



Here is the 3 major sizes of any Dick



1, Small dick

Take it or leave it, any dick below 5.7 inches in length and below 4.7 inches in length is a small dick

Average Dick
Dicks between 6_-7 inches in length and between 5-5.4 in girth

Big Dick
aka captain of other dicks, monster roster, brave. destroyer,etc

Are you

1, 7.5 or above inches in length?
2, Above 5.5 inches in girth.?

Yap, if you belong to the 7.5/5.5 family then you are a. DOP !(Destroyer of pussy)















By the way I'm a DOP (8/6)
k
Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by bigtt76(f): 3:59pm On Aug 09, 2015
You nor state the type of toilet roll for buy naaaa. These days you have ones with the smallest tube grin

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Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by misspicy(f): 4:03pm On Aug 09, 2015
Hmmmm
Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by Nobody: 4:05pm On Aug 09, 2015
Because of my big dick, I have not been abel to make love to my girlfriend of 2years. Abeg how do I make it small jhoor?

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Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by Nobody: 4:09pm On Aug 09, 2015
Na wa o.
Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by kestolove95(f): 4:15pm On Aug 09, 2015
Pls ma bf needs a dick surgery b4 he kills me with his big dick...is like dat guy dick is 10.

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Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by Nobody: 4:23pm On Aug 09, 2015
kestolove95:
Pls ma bf needs a dick surgery b4 he kills me with his big dick...is like dat guy dick is 10.
mumu

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Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by Nobody: 4:26pm On Aug 09, 2015
kestolove95:
Pls ma bf needs a dick surgery b4 he kills me with his big dick...is like dat guy dick is 10.
U Don't look lyk someone who cn die by taking a 10inches grin

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Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by Nobody: 4:27pm On Aug 09, 2015
Tydies:
Because of my big dick, I have not been abel to make love to my girlfriend of 2years. Abeg how do I make it small jhoor?
Me too, i wantu reduce mine
Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by dake40(m): 4:36pm On Aug 09, 2015
bigtt76:
You nor state the type of toilet roll for buy naaaa. These days you have ones with the smallest tube grin
Check again
Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by Omololu007(m): 5:06pm On Aug 09, 2015
dake40:

Check again
u mean ur d!ck will b insyd dat tissue(second pic) and dia will b no space

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Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by LOVEGINO(m): 5:13pm On Aug 09, 2015
Ok

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Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by dake40(m): 5:18pm On Aug 09, 2015
Omololu007:
u mean ur d!ck will b insyd dat tissue(second pic) and dia will b no space

Yes

Follow the steps

The hole(tube) should be 5.5 inches wide... And your dick is expected to fit in fully without any space spared.


Some dicks will penetrate without any iota of force while some will find it hard to go in!...


Just follow the steps
Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by Nobody: 5:21pm On Aug 09, 2015
Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by Nobody: 5:22pm On Aug 09, 2015
LOVEGINO:
Ok
What is my dick doin in dat piC grin
Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by abumeinben(m): 6:30pm On Aug 09, 2015
Oga u better go hustle get money....na dick dey pay bills sad

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Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by dake40(m): 6:47pm On Aug 09, 2015
abumeinben:
Oga u better go hustle get money....na dick dey pay bills sad

Na ur type get small p

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Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by abumeinben(m): 6:50pm On Aug 09, 2015
dake40:


Na ur type get small p

grin

Ma babe nor complain

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Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by gamaliel121(m): 7:00pm On Aug 09, 2015
kestolove95:
Pls ma bf needs a dick surgery b4 he kills me with his big dick...is like dat guy dick is 10.

Ma hear...you like this? I know you oo...
12 inches sef u still won't feel a tin...
Maybe u need that surgery more oo...

grin
kestolove95:
Pls ma bf needs a dick surgery b4 he kills me with his big dick...is like dat guy dick is 10.

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Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by Chidexter(m): 7:11pm On Aug 09, 2015
just when you thought some nairalanders are getting smarter.

Mtcchhheeewww

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Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by joe4christ(m): 8:32pm On Aug 09, 2015
I swear down, my dick in full erection will not penetrate that sh*t cos I'm 7inches 6girth.

So, I don't know where you'll place me here!

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Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by dake40(m): 8:43pm On Aug 09, 2015
joe4christ:
I swear down, my dick in full erection will not penetrate that sh*t cos I'm 7inches 6girth.

So, I don't know where you'll place me here!
If this is true, then you are lucky, anyway
You are still within average


you can gain 0.5 inches within 2wks... And lo, your a monster.
Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by dake40(m): 8:45pm On Aug 09, 2015
joe4christ:
I swear down, my dick in full erection will not penetrate that sh*t cos I'm 7inches 6girth.

So, I don't know where you'll place me here!
If this is true, then you are lucky, anyway
You are still within average


you can gain 0.5 inches within 2wks... And lo, your a monster..
Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by dake40(m): 8:47pm On Aug 09, 2015
joe4christ:
I swear down, my dick in full erection will not penetrate that sh*t cos I'm 7inches 6girth.

So, I don't know where you'll place me here!
If this is true, then you are lucky, anyway
You are still within average


you can gain 0.5 inches within 2wks... And lo, your a monster
Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by naijaboiy: 8:48pm On Aug 09, 2015
See assignment just to know whether man get big dick or not. gringrin

Every man know wetin he carry whether big or small. So no need to dey do all this work. cheesy

I know wetin I carry too. grintongue
Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by powerfulsettingz: 8:48pm On Aug 09, 2015
Observing
Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by bilulu(m): 8:50pm On Aug 09, 2015
kestolove95:
Pls ma bf needs a dick surgery b4 he kills me with his big dick...is like dat guy dick is 10.
swear say u no dey enjoy am
Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by obainojazz(m): 8:53pm On Aug 09, 2015
Funny.

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Re: For Those Bragging And Claiming To Have Big Dicks, This Test Is For You. by dake40(m): 8:55pm On Aug 09, 2015
naijaboiy:
See assignment just to know whether man get big dick or not. gringrin

Every man know wetin he carry whether big or small. So no need to dey do all this work. cheesy

I know wetin I carry too. grintongue

Another small dick in the building

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