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Mik u sure dat acct works?? Cz its bringing error reports, cheq fbk tho

Mik iIsent already to d nlking acct

'fake' niggas get MU-RKED

Testing italics blaq

Ibime: Blaqbonez ain't reaching next round bro

Ibime u gatta quit this lying habit of urs mehn

Mikuz na boy dey him nl ppix? Tot twas a girl tho

jreyez: Piece of trash.

Mikuz's friend ^_^

Ibime: Shush man. You knew your battle is yesterday or today, yet you did not have a verse ready for yesterday, you did not check your emails or FB, you did not check on NL. You want no responsibility for your no-show. You want to be spoonfed and have Mikuz call your phone personally to confirm. . . yet you knew battle was yesterday or today. . . . and now you are here bytching.

Ibime Let scrollz battle mehn!!

why u doing that shi.t??/ u scared?? Or issit prekky? U doing that bitc.h??/
. . .I don beat dat nigga 3x. . .so tell us the real reason u so cool with the G!!/

Bleep it!!

What I spit is magma/ straight out the larva/ Ma 'magum Cum quiet'. . .click clack blao!!/
. . .Once what I'v 'Loaded Locks' on where the 'Con Seated' . . .BLAM!!!. . .its a 'DIZASTER'!!!!!!!/

Allow me call u "I" while I blaze dese writtens/ cos ibime pisses me off, u shuld maybe listen/
I' sounds like a baby spitting!/
So the throne?. . .I's close??. . .dere gatta be a lady kissing!!!/

Initially came here with the chrome/ wired and ready to blow/. . .Then I heard the info/
Then I went back to get Carbon mono oxide to poison the self acclaimed 'heir' to the throne!!!/

Buh If 'peter checks' ur corny flow/ we'd see its fuc.king 'cole'/ or basically nothing bro!!/ U say u bring 'hazard', or something close!/

That it didn't 'Matter' that u culdnt Give 'Mik L' while u wea dodging blows!!/ bt in d booth u be Dem BaBa dey fuckin.g know/
Bleep it!!! Who doesn't know??/ dat ur Ibo accent made us Kick u outta hiphop, pop, Raggae. . .buh allowed u to Manage Blues like mourinho!!!/

And he has a masters,

Makes life clearly harder/ now he's a broke Retar.ded, non deadly rapper/. . .a Liar Slash irresponsible fairy father!!/
. . .Pls Can u keep a Secret??

Ibime is not king. . . he jes looks for 'control' and 'calls himself king' like . . .kendrick lamar!!!!/

And ibi

alotta battles, u gat to avoid em/ we know u Dope, and that u anoited/
That 'Operation kills boys' had u appointed/. . .Buh u gat a daughter. . .if u keep dissing every yung guy u'd soon battle her boyfriend!/ (-___-)

she'd be prolly annoyed n/

u too prolly annoyed n/

Cos u wanted a Son stonger than ten avengers/ u prolly name him jeff tha bender/ . . .Ur wife Says at the right time u never enter/. . .now u vex and enter/ . . .Buh all the pregnancy tests still fail even when u fuckd her at a 'special center'!!!/


Reminds me of when he Ran up on StreetWize n Got bruised quick/ cute bars swept him off his two feet/. . .this bitc.h won't ever cross street again less he sees a FOOT BRIDGE!/

Looooool ibime chill off na, what do u stand to gain in no shows? Lets get entertained mehn, scrollz effed, dats past, lets focus on what we can do today biko

Mikuz chill n let prekky n deadscrollz battle, if prekky z cool with it, so jes let it flow abeg, two rounds of no show is a no no, or let u3 battle jes d way u made siddog battle me, dont kill d tourney spirit bro, u don too try

UlqU3: If prekky's opponent's not serious, i'll happily fill in.

Looooool interesting

Ibim e was i supposed to reply dat wack diss u dropped?? Loool U'd get walloped in due time, monday it is

It takes me nufn to holla at 10 ppl n get votes, so can my opponent, so dat leaving to all would jes not work mehn, fraud

Votes?

coogar: some of the structure & the spelling in this battle are atrocious. what the fück!!!! if you can't communicate your lines through text, why bother about text-battling?

Do I understand u? No I dont

UlqU3: Dude with no sense of honour. Tis why you'll never get respected.

talk about respect, i laugh

cashmiere: And Siddogg is naive. . . I gotta question his manhood/
Cos he made agreement with Bones. . . and got caught in an ambush!/
'No personals'. . . you said/ but he rained curses on your head/
Shoulda pulled out the big gun. . . but now he murking you instead/
Reverse it on his head!/

Loooool!!!

looool wait i didnt go against shi.t in dat battle, i painted stories, its not today that i give a wife n child to bachelors in verses, its all a story if i can sell it and u buy it, if i wanted to use personals i wulda gone straight and stated specific happenings, ppl know how i deep i go with personals, so stop being b.itchy y,all

its a rap

DBR: Yea i feel u dude.
But the way to do it is to paint a picture u sure they'll get.
Then save the Over-the-head barz for free spazz where u don risk losin' points.

Ma tot.


oNe

paint a picture, thats word right there, let em follow, the moment they can picture what u saying the punch would be understood and appreciated

Ibime: Glacierz acting a tool/ and chatting some bull/
If he question me again. . .I'll be smacking this fool/
My raps will dent him/ if this cat offending/
Troubling Ibi over his draw. . . when he can't even get past Animentim/
You a clown dude/ Question my schedule and I'ma sound you/
Ask if I'll beat Blaqbones. . . Kanye West answer. . . I'm bound 2!/
So it don't matter if the date/ isn't set to accomodate/
cos I'm beating Bones whether on Dec 9th or 8th/
And Siddogg is naive. . . I gotta question his manhood/
Cos he made agreement with Bones. . . and got caught in an ambush!/
'No personals'. . . you said/ but he rained curses on your head/
Shoulda pulled out the big gun. . . but now he murking you instead/
Reverse it on his head!/ and feed Ibi his vital stats/
I'll make sure next round, he pays for the slimy act/
It feels good to see Lite niggas double cross each other/
You can't trust those brothers/ They got no phucking honour/
but I promise Blaqbones will be beaten and bruised/ when I leave him abused/
while Glacierz will be cheering. . . from his seat in the pews!/

I ain xlite nigga!!!

Dga nigga ^_^

. .Shes been on FFR for months. .ranting how sick she is , but we all cured her . .with the silent treament!!/

Aii listen

This bar wuld end up F.UCKING UP HIS DAY/. . .cos I had gift, JUMPING ON THE CANE/
Sony Speakers BURSTING UP WITH 'DRAKE'!/
I 'started from the bottom', DROPPED IT ON THE FACE/
...Sid calling, am like 'Hold on, we going home', she F.UCKING RUNS IN SHAME!/
Mehn I Banged the shi.t out her, since then 'NOTHING WAS THE SAME'!!!/

I'd say it!! The BOBBY WAS INSANE/

n iont give An F what this RAPPER DO/once I get MAD AT YOU/ . . .ur shots 'd boomerang, n come BACK AT YOU/
. . .Then I sling Slugs at this RAPPER'S FOOT/
'Clear His Legs' and his FLAT @SS TOO/
. .Then sling anoda round the Neck. . .clear his throat like its BABA BLUE!!/

DUDE!!

I'm the GUY WITH LETHAL LYRICS/ see Iont LIKE THESE LITTLE GIMMICKS/
U possesed!! spending every NIGHT IN EVIL MEETINGs/
. . .The winch crew ibime MIGHT BE EVEN LEADING/
. . . .Buh no ish bro. . .I might bring a "honda baby boy" today. . .buh soon enuf I'd "DRIVE THE EVIL SPIRIT"!!!/ (-__-)

And Then. . .

I'd make the CLIPS 'SUBJECT' HIM/. . .u the 'Test' Monkey when they TWIST YUR NECK QUICK!!/
. . .U destined to MEET YUR DEATH B I T C H!/
. . .U gat 'no option', even if I choose to BE 'OBJECTIVE'!!!!!/

So BITC.H FORGET IT/

Cos Once I come, its a ROBBERY ON HAND SIR/ . . . .u buggled n DROPPED INNA VAN FAST/
. . .off to the 'north pole', blazing COUPLE O' LANDMARKS/
. . .'d leave u with a 'High Bp', when my 'Aids' inject u with 'Hiv' at the TROPIC OF 'CANCER'!!!/

U best COME WITH SOME 'FHAT' BARS/

Cos I ain Gon 'judge Ya' when I LACE UP THESE LINES/ y'all Don't understand 'How I' SHAKE UP THESE GUYS/ to me, they 'Mini, sorta' and THEY NOT DESIGNED/ to BRACE UP IN TIME/
And They 'Never Tha' type to MAKE US RESIGN!!/
So Now I Come in a 'New Jersey' . . .written "they tried to live but THE GOT DENIED/ and if they did THEY PROLLY LIED/
. . . Cz if they 'Come thin' and i RAISE UP THE NINES/
They'd Get shot From 'califonia' To a 'STATE' OF DEMISE!!!/

SEE GUY/

ma LYRICS UN-TOUCHED/. . .its def am LEAVING UN-SCORCHED/
Ma Desert Eagle is a 'Silver Bird' once I CLICK IT...YUR GONE!!/
U gon 'Leave With Bruises' till even Murray would THINK HE'S YUR SON!/
Buh if u FEELING YUR GOD/ and BELIEVE IN YUR GLOCK/ I'd let an Army of 'Ninety three Point 7'. .and have ur "RHYTHM UN-PLUGGED"!!!!!/ (live with bruces)

So stop saying u'd come with ALL THY RAGE/ and PUNCH MY FACE/
Till I'm SHOT N MAIMED/
. . . .Brother am jes 20, u are NOT MY MATE!!/
Agbaya, I suppose dey call u uncle or Baba
If we ever MEETING UP/
Buh yur a BITC.H SIDDOG/ u here claiming u REALLY TOUGH/
. . .BRINGING SLUGS/
Jobless nigga, always assleep IN HIS HUT!/
He's that liar I'v been SPEAKING OF/
REALLY DAWGS/
. . .don't believe him, since he's been jobless. . . he's been a SLEEPING DOG!!/

Buh wait o....

Who say ibime n siddog NA NIGGAs??/ two old cargos, una SABI NA??/ make em leave nairaland for us, ABI NA??/
. . .Make Em go Create DGA. . .
DADDYS GLADIATORS ARENA'/

ABI NA??

Bt I Accepted to take your soul

. . .At a CRAPPY PRICE/ . . .had to SACRIFICE/
Burst your chest with a CRACK DEVICE/
. . .Take ur liver and kidneys. . . and tell u to give ur HEART TO CHRIST/
I'd Let the GATS RESIGN/
Let it not be like I'm STRICTLY HATING/
Buh his BITC.H IS CRAZY/ even as they married she takes BIG D I C K S DAILY/
. . .Don't Beat urself. .yur Sid'dog', its STILL THE SAME SHI.T/
Yur a Dog, and u male, u meant to
"BE WITH A BITC.H"!!!/

"News presenter: this just in, siddog is dead just days after our dear paul walker"

How it happend...

I came into their home, was NAT INVITED/ poisend their food only their NANNY SIGHTED/. . .wanted to raise alarm, I BRIBED THE FINE GIRL/
. . .I didn't see nobody o . . .is what she NOW RECITED/
. . .Hrs later. . . Son and DADDY LIE DEAD/. . .mummy? Suprisingly could RISE N FIGHT DEATH/
Buh Police come. . .like woman what did u do?? Talk or DIE IN SILENCE!!!!/
She said "I didn't do anyfin o, I jes prepared food and we ate on the Table like MAN UNITED!!!/ (eight)


Nb
(evil spirit = honda accord)
Wordplays in d state of demise bar (Georgia, hawaii, minnesota, nevada, new jersey, compton - califonia)

mikuz: Scoop . . .

6 Dec.
Deadscrollz vs Winner between Prekky and Joshua Base

7 Dec.
Mikuz vs Ema Prince

8 Dec.
Ibime vs Winner between Sidog and Blaqbones

9 Dec.
Winner between Thunderstorm and Khimwhyte vs Winner between Animentum and Glacierz

Hahahahahahah

Ibime: If you got the skill to make it past Sid that is, I''ll make sure Mik draws us in the next round. . .

Don't disappoint your fans o! You can't be launching album with straight face after losing to Sid

Hahahah i go try

Ibime: I just googled Blaqbones. . . picture me cracking my ribs/
Silly charcoal nigga hyping off a wack @SS diss to Yungsix/

And this nigga boast that's his claim to fame/
1 million views? still you got no name or change/

Yungsix your ladder to success, but the funny thing is/
Your idol's still broke. . . as in. . . I got more money than six!/

Nigga claiming fame, I had to laugh till my earache/
The yungsix that made you famous. . . still begging for airplay!/

You must be dumb or stewpid. . .fake celebrity poser/ Yungsix won't bring ya destiny closer/
You tyna claim giant. . . by standing on a midget's shoulder/

I'm definitely older/ so I can advice this b@stard fool!/
After the album release you've been hyping. . . do yaself a favour. . . go back to school!/

cos with those wack @ss raps. . . and that kpako accent/
Your album won't appeal . . to anybody that has sense!/

I get the feeling Blaqbones isn't very bright/ how your career gon gather flight. . .
when fans know you as that dude who lose battles . . . on Facebook every night!/

You a celebrity right?/ for what? . . . playing harmonica?/
Dumb nigga. . . chasing fame with a Google searchable name. . .same as his Nairaland moniker!/

That means all the beatings we give him. . . will spread to the fans/
Whoever sponsored this nitwit's album. . . needs to collect his advance!/

Your claims are dumb and unintelligible/ you aint got no rap career, stop telling us bull/
How you famous. . . when you answer to Lites members on FB. . . and they better than you?!/

You better in school/ cos aint no logic in your delusional thoughts/
How fans gon take you serious. . . after a 30 year old part-time textcee. . .chews you for sport/

You bout to have a PR disaster/ facing your master/
I'll come to your album launch and slam your face through the plaster/

Boasting bout some views . . . haha, you too funny!/
Stop dissing. . . and holler by email. . . I'll send you some cool money/

That verse is too weak for me to rply, drop sumtn deserving

Or jes wait and see if we meet in d tourney

Y'all send to me thablaqbonez@gmail.com

Ibime: I aint got to school the yunguns/ I just bruise and son them/
You a waste of life, your mother shoulda threw the condom/

At 30, you'd be happy to be in my time and space/
Your perfection couldn't measure up. . . to my mistakes/

Let's rewind the tapes/ so we seeing the light/
You could never . . . ever. . . ever. . . match my achievement in life!/

Don't think cos I be beasting on mics/ that I aint eating so right/
DBR got two kids. . . same way we used to tease him alike/

Y'all young dudes without responsibilities still get beaten on text/
Questioning me. . . thats something I shouldn't even address/

You got running mouth disorder/ I got my house in order/
Respectable career. . plus I crossed a thousand borders/

The finest wife on earth that you'll be lucky to greet/
While you at the wedding picking chicken bones from under your seat/

My life aint no secret, niggas know ma stats/
Successful fly dude. . . spitting cold @ss raps/

Undergrad, first class in Math/ and Masters too/
stellar results. . . and back then, I was rapping too/
So when you rap this trash, I have to laugh at you/

Accountant dude/ could afford the mansion too/
but in London, those mansions wouldn't pay half my due/

And guess what. . . I'd still son you if I battled you/
cos my wits is fast. . . to whip ya @ss. . .despite all this free time that ASUU granted you!/

Aiii that's sum pained speech/ . . .pouring out ur emotions is jes plain weak/
. . .U might change Hairstyles, make up, it don't change Shi.t/. . .yur ibime! And yur still the same bitc.h!/

Buh let's face it/

This one thing I Do/. . .before I even buckle my shoes/
. .I Read an ibime verse, I drop it And Brood/
Cos Seeing a married man slash father, dissing teenagers. . .I get on my knees and pray To God, to NOT BE LIKE YOU!!!/

Cos am def not a bitc.h/. . .its all manly when I drop a speech/
. . .Buh u said u been "Across many borders", I admire Such a Feat/
. . .Buh since Yur a Bitc.h/ am guessing u either an Aristo girl, or A winch!/ (-_-)


And I admit u Gat Rhymes/ to sum extent u live a Fast life/
. . .Buh am 20, u 30, if Dats right/
I gat 10years. . .truth is a somalian refugee could become a bill Gate in That Time!!!/

That's right/

Buh finking u a success is the problem/ told u from the onset/. . .yur a poor failure, that's modest/
. . .I drop a diss over 1million ppl listen, u drop a diss, 1374 views, 118 comments!/

And finally If we ever battle ama rip ya/ . . .if we take it to the americans or the indians!!/
. . .wonder why the Indians??/
1. u gat too many dickriders, 2. Look At anambra,,,
U'd agree There's too many voting problems in nigeria!!!!/

And yeah, let the facts be right/
am way more popular than u. . .mehn I'm the guy/
. . .Text battles, booth shi.t, dey salute ma mighty rhymes/
. . .Buh I googled ibime, here's what I see "
IBIME is an interdisciplinary research group committed to biomedical computer science since its creation in 1999"/

google blaqbonez bitc.h ^_^


LMAOOOO!!! KING!!!

Writing this from a wedding seat/ ibime brags, i ain getting it/
Ur age mates braging bout mansions u here talking bout textcee shi.t/

wait, Lemme see/

1. ur method is weak/ 2.Ur records be shi.t/
Ohh u have one genuine record......the man with the most men on his d i c.k!!!/

We shuld record this beat/

To watch ma flow abuse him/ get his chick...blow her two teeth/
Shoot her, till she falls on her husband. . . .on sum mario ish. . ."ibi lo ma ku si"/

Am a menace a god/ getting d wedding chicken torn/
Buh ibi's big head, causes an eclipse when he comes next to his 'son'/

Back to tearing d chicken, out

Mikuz gave him a reckless beating/..now he seeking some desperate winning/
But I'm here to pile on his agony....till he considers 'a change of heart' like pellegrini/

Your friends,sure could step up/ saying if you fall,just get up/..don't show signs of a lull or let up/
But Like Chelsea loosing Guardiola...you'll loose this battle . after all the 'pep-talk'/

Y'all ain seen a man/ . . .that's sicker than/
B.L.A.Q, who delievers lyka pizza man/
. . .Blaq is not Dope??. . .'WichTrach'??. .cos they feel ma Ish up in 'SwitzerLand'!!/

Already Ripped the Ripper mahn!/

Now ripping y'all acting Foolis.hly/. . .am proud, u cower round me Stupi.dly/
. . .My Pride would make Me Dj at my own wedding, Rather than Hire Dj Humility!!!/

And phuck the tourney Favorites. . .am d phucking King/
The shiver my Wordie brings/ 'd Make Dbr Run n Scream/
LIKE WHO D PHUCK IS THIS??/

Make Ibi Stop n think/
. . .And see that am the main event/ demon slash crazy Vet/
. . .Who Gon 'Build on his Flaws' Still make him Pay The Rents!/

Mehn am too dope,

name known in every State/ tracks with over a Milli Downloads, am Clearly Great!!/
I shulda been Seeded in the Semis Straight!!/. .
. . .Flow 5x Smoother Than ur Best Rapper's. . .and that's a Rough Estimate!!/

Biaaaatchh!!!

deli dimes: .. Easy man ion think phantom chickened out he has won blaq before...lets jes agree wi z"phone excuse" n move on...we brodas here not enemies abeg...peace

He's scared that I might wanna revenge, n he wuld lose d bragging right of beating blaq

Smh

Phantom lets kick a rematch on fb, yh??
U know I came easy on u initially, u know

Mathicks: Lol @ proposed plan..
Na business proposal?
Anyhow, since u wan battle Siddog, no probz..lmao.

Never knew blacks still had a phobia for whites..

Lol

My proposed plan


First round fixtures

lets start on a high note, so

a. U3 vs Ibime
27 November 2013

b. Mikuz vs Chocckidd
28 November 2013

c. Rhyme lunatic vs Ema prince
29 December 2013

d. Ojiegbu vs Deadscrollz
30 November 2013

e. Thunderstorm vs Khimwhyte
1 December 2013

f. ThePrekky vs Joshuabase
2 December 2013

g. Animentum vs Glacierz
3 December 2013[/quote


h. Blaqbones vs Siddoggg
4 December 2013

since me n my opponent jes knew of our battle, its wrong to rush us, so we go in last

evry oda battler knew since

My proposed plan


First round fixtures

lets start on a high note, so

a. U3 vs Ibime
27 November 2013

b. Mikuz vs Chocckidd
28 November 2013

c. Rhyme lunatic vs Ema prince
29 December 2013

d. Ojiegbu vs Deadscrollz
30 November 2013

e. Thunderstorm vs Khimwhyte
1 December 2013

f. ThePrekky vs Joshuabase
2 December 2013

g. Animentum vs Glacierz
3 December 2013[/quote


h. Blaqbones vs Siddoggg
4 December 2013

since my opponent jes know of our battle, its wrong to rush us, so we go in last

evry oda battler already knew since

ojoawo: Blaq, missed ur album or shey e never come out ni... Pls post up link abeg

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19th dec bro